Triple H, The Chaperone.

[Nr1Humanoid]

This movie looks fun. Then again it is a WWE film.

www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi283417369/

[Slanted and Enchanted]

So you think a Tyrannosaurs Rex is now being carried around in a little bag by Paris Hilton?

[kidglov3s]

According to this rumor I might have an opportunity to see this tomorrow:

WWE is holding a screening for an undisclosed WWE Studios film next Monday in Detroit, Michigan. The invitation is only being offered to those who attend the evening’s Raw taping and are between the ages of 9 and 35. Adults over the age of 35 can only attend the event if they are accompanied by a a minor under the age of 17.

Source: SEScoops

If I do I'll be sure to post a full report of this monumental followup to Legendary and Knucklehead. Can it possibly live up to their greatness?

[Next Level was WRONG]

Jan 23, 2011 19:54:14 GMT -5 kidglov3s said:

The invitation is only being offered to those who attend the evening’s Raw taping and are between the ages of 9 and 35. Adults over the age of 35 can only attend the event if they are accompanied by a a minor under the age of 17.

Wait, what?

[Big DSR Energy]

Jan 23, 2011 19:54:14 GMT -5 kidglov3s said:

According to this rumor I might have an opportunity to see this tomorrow:

WWE is holding a screening for an undisclosed WWE Studios film next Monday in Detroit, Michigan. The invitation is only being offered to those who attend the evening’s Raw taping and are between the ages of 9 and 35. Adults over the age of 35 can only attend the event if they are accompanied by a a minor under the age of 17.

Source: SEScoops

The wording of this is kinda funny. It sounds like adults have to come in with a child, but children can get into the movie completely unattended.

EDIT: I'm guessing Next Level agrees with me?

[worldsstrongestman]

Jan 23, 2011 19:59:53 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

Jan 23, 2011 19:54:14 GMT -5 kidglov3s said:

According to this rumor I might have an opportunity to see this tomorrow:

The wording of this is kinda funny. It sounds like adults have to come in with a child, but children can get into the movie completely unattended.

EDIT: I'm guessing Next Level agrees with me?

So 36 year olds would have to get a fake ID to get in?

[kidglov3s]

Jan 23, 2011 20:35:49 GMT -5 worldsstrongestman said:

Jan 23, 2011 19:59:53 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

The wording of this is kinda funny. It sounds like adults have to come in with a child, but children can get into the movie completely unattended.

EDIT: I'm guessing Next Level agrees with me?

So 36 year olds would have to get a fake ID to get in?

For some reason I wonder if that's, like, the demographics they want to distribute surveys too, or something. Like I've been thinking about this and I guess it would make the most sense logistically to throw it on the Titantron after the dark match main event, the people who want to stay and watch it can (and people can move to better seats of people who left), and then surveys would be distributed to the demographics that they're concerned about. I just can't imagine them doing it beforehand (why would they only want to target internet-rumor-aware smarks?) or in another venue (as they've already got the means of showing it and the audience there from Raw), and I also can't see them going through the trouble of re-admitting people.

And that's if this isn't total bulls*** and WWE even has any plans of showing me a horrible HHH movie tomorrow anyway.

[Magician under the moonlight]

I'm Mr. Bradstone. I'm the Chaperone.

[Bishblast]

Wow, WWE Films are clearly trying to outdo themselves with these awful looking movies.

[Fade]

This looks like the worst they've put out.
And that's saying a lot.

[The Legend of Groose]

This could be the Batman and Robin of our generation.

[Nikki Heyman]

I actually got a phone call on this! Sadly, I was disqualified for being too big of a fan of HHH smarky old.

They didn't tell you why they were calling, but the "adults over 35" thing was part of it.

[kidglov3s]

Jan 24, 2011 10:10:02 GMT -5 Nikki Heyman said:

I actually got a phone call on this! Sadly, I was disqualified for being too big of a fan of HHH smarky old.

They didn't tell you why they were calling, but the "adults over 35" thing was part of it.

Hmm, so if you don't get called you're not invited?

[forgottensinpwf]

Jan 23, 2011 23:22:26 GMT -5 The Legend of Groose said:

This could be the Batman and Robin of our generation.

The Chaperone is a multi million dollar bomb that's going to rape a popular comic book franchise?

Nah, It's really just a stupid kids movie.

[Rococo]

Jan 23, 2011 19:49:40 GMT -5 Slanted and Enchanted said:

So you think a Tyrannosaurs Rex is now being carried around in a little bag by Paris Hilton?

It's a little off-topic but this isn't a factually inaccurate statement. Given that you can make the evolutionary connection between a human and a banana, a dog and a newt, a cabbage and a rabbit etc., you can absolutely trace the evolutionary descent from dinosaur to modern dog.

[JCBaggee]

Jan 23, 2011 23:22:26 GMT -5 The Legend of Groose said:

This could be the Batman and Robin of our generation.

I'm pretty sure the Batman And Robin of our generation is Batman And Robin, or am I horribly misunderstanding how old I am?

[xjapanfan]

"My girlfriend/wife father has been abducted by criminals and I must blow stuff up engage in wacky hijinks to get her him back!"

For some reason I wonder if that's, like, the demographics they want to distribute surveys too, or something.

Makes sense. Get the opinions of parents and their children since that's the people it'd be marketed to. Though if they're screening it after RAW goes off the air that seems kind of late (assuming the movie is an hour and half in length it'd be done around 12:30-1:00am or thereabouts, depending on how long it takes to set up) for a school night.

Mystery will be solved tonight I guess.

[Time Lord Soundwave]

Saw the trailer tonight on Raw. I honestly thought nothing could top the stupidity of Legendary and Knucklehead.

Thank you, WWE, for once again proving me wrong.

[Munkie91087]

...and the Academy Award goes to...

[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]

Gotta laugh at poeple who automatically call it bad based on a 2 minute clip and withjout having even seen the full movie.