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Post by Ryushinku on Dec 15, 2011 5:36:40 GMT -5
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 15, 2011 10:49:25 GMT -5
Up next, Ric will become a bachelorette stripper.
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 15, 2011 11:02:51 GMT -5
Up next, Ric will become a bachelorette stripper. Ladies, get out your checkbooks! Coming to the stage.....SPACE MOUNTAIN! I wonder would he blade for all his lap dances... |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 15, 2011 12:32:26 GMT -5
HAHAHA
What high schooler is going to have $100,000 in the first place? Let alone spend it on a prom date with Ric Flair?
I'm surprised he doesn't charge more for the older women wanting him for high school reunions.
Plus, don't prom's usually have age limits? I know at my school, for instance, you couldn't attend if you were over the age of 21. Lot's of skanky girls were mad that they couldn't bring their old ass boyfriends.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 15, 2011 14:13:30 GMT -5
What high schooler is going to have $100,000 in the first place? Let alone spend it on a prom date with Ric Flair?  Spoiled Teenage Girl: "I SAID, I WANT RIC FLAIR TO COME TO MY PROM!" High Society Rich Mom: "But sweetheart, your father is already getting you a new Mercedes and a trip to the Bahamas" Spoiled Teenage Girl: "I DON'T CARE! HE BETTER BE GETTING ME RIC FLAIR!" See, this stuff writes itself |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 15, 2011 15:26:43 GMT -5
I'm about $85,000 short, and I think one of my younger cousins might have something coming up. Anyone wanna contribute?
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Post by The Line on Dec 15, 2011 15:45:15 GMT -5
Yeah, no respectable high school in America is going to allow a guy even as famous as Flair in any school dance. Not only is it creepy and weird, but at least in my state is against rules/laws, pretty sure.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 17, 2011 0:31:44 GMT -5
I'm wondering if this may all be some sort of scam. Here in the UK, if you are out of work (and thus need to claim benefits) one of the things you have to do is show them evidence that you are actually looking for a job. This can be in the form of a list - "jobs I applied for this month". The fact that you could apply for a job that you a) can't actually do, b) have no experience of and c) wouldn't ever get an interview for is actually irrelevant, it's simply the fact that you have APPLIED for the position that counts.
So accordingly, I'm wondering if this is actually part of something bigger - If, on paper, Flair has a business venture that is losing money (or one that will never actually make any money due its own bizarre nature), can he in turn claim tax relief against the overheads of the business? So in fact he has a business (Flairprom, for all your prom night needs) and he can claim tax back against his actual, wrestling earnings?
I don't know any of this for certain ofc, but it does make me wonder.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 17, 2011 1:58:48 GMT -5
I was thinking, WWE offers financial counseling as part of its Talent Life Skills program.
They should just put up Flair's picture with the caption "DON'T BE THIS GUY!!"
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 17, 2011 6:53:18 GMT -5
I was thinking, WWE offers financial counseling as part of its Talent Life Skills program. They should just put up Flair's picture with the caption "DON'T BE THIS GUY!!" Problem is, if TNA did that they'd have "don't be this guy, be THIS guy" and a picture of Jeff Hardy. |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 17, 2011 17:58:47 GMT -5
Now I picture him going to prom, winning the title of prom king. Then going to another prom while still wearing the the prom king crown from the previous prom. In all pictures of the latter prom the crown being blurred out.
Wasn't Bobby Heenan Flair's "financial advisor during his '91-93 stint in the WWF? Looks like the "Nature Boy" owes "The Brain" a stern talking to.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 17, 2011 18:10:44 GMT -5
As great as this thread is, there's still no proof of this actually existing.
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Post by jagilki on Dec 17, 2011 18:15:37 GMT -5
If we all close our eyes and believe hard enough, there is.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 17, 2011 21:15:57 GMT -5
As great as this thread is, there's still no proof of this actually existing. Don't ruin this for us |
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Post by norsisclouds on Dec 17, 2011 21:24:27 GMT -5
As great as this thread is, there's still no proof of this actually existing. Don't ruin this for us This is almost as devastating as the time that guy came into the Matt Hardy thread and said we should stop photoshopping pics of Edge. WHY?? |
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Post by The Line on Dec 17, 2011 23:45:51 GMT -5
Now I picture him going to prom, winning the title of prom king. Then going to another prom while still wearing the the prom king crown from the previous prom. In all pictures of the latter prom the crown being blurred out. Not the Quarterback. Not the hipsters. Not the stoners. Not the hipsters. But Ric Flair! Slick Ric! Woo! The Prom King! |
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 18, 2011 0:01:25 GMT -5
So if someone paid Ric and Chyna to make a sex tape (complete with marathon buttsecks sessions), would you watch it? (Language Warning) |
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Post by Sparvid on Dec 18, 2011 9:48:22 GMT -5
Now I picture him going to prom, winning the title of prom king. Then going to another prom while still wearing the the prom king crown from the previous prom. In all pictures of the latter prom the crown being blurred out. "To be the Prom King, you gotta beat the Prom King! Wooooo!" |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 19, 2011 4:55:23 GMT -5
Prom King:  |
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 19, 2011 4:56:09 GMT -5
Prom King: |
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