Post by Steveweiser on Apr 3, 2012 10:27:32 GMT -5
4/3/2012: Hello all,
Your trusty Director of Fun, Wink Vavasseur, here again!
Before I begin, I just want to state for the record that I don't like using these blog posts to directly address other blog posts. This should be a place to let the fans know about exciting updates and giving fans unprecedented access into the thoughts and insights of our talented roster of wrestlers. It's bad enough that personal emotions and grievances bleed into what should simply be entertaining wrestling matches; this blogging back-and-forth is tantamount to in-fighting, and the fans shouldn't be witness to it. Intra-company complaints should be kept to intra-office memos, not splattered across the worldwide web for all to see. There's a reason I have those suggestion boxes in the locker rooms.
That's right, I'm talking about a recent blog post by one Derek Sabato. The former CHIKARA "referee" had been inundating my sundry inboxes with his voicemails, e-mails and tweets, variously begging, pleading, whimpering, cajoling, demanding, and outright bribing me. Now, he's figuring the way to get what he wants is to buddy up to ol' Wink and offer his services as an ombudsman. I may not have pitch-perfect hearing, but I've been around the block long enough to recognize the dulcet tones of a snake charmer when I hear them. No thanks, "pal." I'd be a fool to let someone like Derek Sabato sully the good name of Vavasseur. Good day, sir. I believe I said 'good day!'
The next order of business: CANADA!! As you all should be well aware, your beloved CHIKARA finally made its debut in the Great White North and it went off without a hitch! Well, there were a few hitches, but they didn't ruin anything! Okay, actually, those hitches ruined a few things, but I can't let that spoil the tremendous support, enthusiasm and hospitality shown to us by our terrific Canadian fans! We are pleased to announce that you've enticed us to return to your great country on June 23rd in Strathroy, Ontario! "Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now!" Especially not…
Okay. Yeah. So, you may have heard. Let's get right down to it.
While we were in Canada, the GEKIDO made a royal mounted mess of things that I'm still in the process of cleaning up. They did more than hitch; they downright crossed lines. These are lines that can't be uncrossed, and I'm just up to my neck trying to deal with the aftermath of all this. They seriously injured Mike "Master of a Thousand Holds" Quackenbush and tore the mask off Green Ant's face. Backstage, they beat up Los Ice Creams and, while my Spanish is rusty at best, those Ice Cream guys were clearly furious. I'm honestly not sure we'll be able to get them back. Back in February, I told the ARMY o' CHIKARA and all of the athletes that this kind of chaos would be remedied, and I took steps to make it so. Do I have to requisition even more security to post behind the curtain just so the Ice Cream fellows don't get pummeled whenever GEKIDO shows up? I may blog softly, but I carry a big nightstick.
Speaking both figuratively and literally, I wear much too nice of a suit to be getting this muck all over me. I need somebody to clean up this garbage, a low man on the totem pole, and Derek Sabato, you know I've always thought of your status as being just barely above that of a common trash man (and not the respectable family man kind, like Charles S. Dutton's character of "Roc;" the dirty kind with poor social skills.) You deal with these trouble-makers. Get a leash on them, stat. You're the official go-between, the liaison to the GEKIDO. Should you consider this retribution for trying to sneak your way into my good graces, Sabato? Well, I'm not going to tell you how to think, but you know what this is. Also, stop tweeting me all the time.
WV
Your trusty Director of Fun, Wink Vavasseur, here again!
Before I begin, I just want to state for the record that I don't like using these blog posts to directly address other blog posts. This should be a place to let the fans know about exciting updates and giving fans unprecedented access into the thoughts and insights of our talented roster of wrestlers. It's bad enough that personal emotions and grievances bleed into what should simply be entertaining wrestling matches; this blogging back-and-forth is tantamount to in-fighting, and the fans shouldn't be witness to it. Intra-company complaints should be kept to intra-office memos, not splattered across the worldwide web for all to see. There's a reason I have those suggestion boxes in the locker rooms.
That's right, I'm talking about a recent blog post by one Derek Sabato. The former CHIKARA "referee" had been inundating my sundry inboxes with his voicemails, e-mails and tweets, variously begging, pleading, whimpering, cajoling, demanding, and outright bribing me. Now, he's figuring the way to get what he wants is to buddy up to ol' Wink and offer his services as an ombudsman. I may not have pitch-perfect hearing, but I've been around the block long enough to recognize the dulcet tones of a snake charmer when I hear them. No thanks, "pal." I'd be a fool to let someone like Derek Sabato sully the good name of Vavasseur. Good day, sir. I believe I said 'good day!'
The next order of business: CANADA!! As you all should be well aware, your beloved CHIKARA finally made its debut in the Great White North and it went off without a hitch! Well, there were a few hitches, but they didn't ruin anything! Okay, actually, those hitches ruined a few things, but I can't let that spoil the tremendous support, enthusiasm and hospitality shown to us by our terrific Canadian fans! We are pleased to announce that you've enticed us to return to your great country on June 23rd in Strathroy, Ontario! "Ain't nothin' gonna stop us now!" Especially not…
Okay. Yeah. So, you may have heard. Let's get right down to it.
While we were in Canada, the GEKIDO made a royal mounted mess of things that I'm still in the process of cleaning up. They did more than hitch; they downright crossed lines. These are lines that can't be uncrossed, and I'm just up to my neck trying to deal with the aftermath of all this. They seriously injured Mike "Master of a Thousand Holds" Quackenbush and tore the mask off Green Ant's face. Backstage, they beat up Los Ice Creams and, while my Spanish is rusty at best, those Ice Cream guys were clearly furious. I'm honestly not sure we'll be able to get them back. Back in February, I told the ARMY o' CHIKARA and all of the athletes that this kind of chaos would be remedied, and I took steps to make it so. Do I have to requisition even more security to post behind the curtain just so the Ice Cream fellows don't get pummeled whenever GEKIDO shows up? I may blog softly, but I carry a big nightstick.
Speaking both figuratively and literally, I wear much too nice of a suit to be getting this muck all over me. I need somebody to clean up this garbage, a low man on the totem pole, and Derek Sabato, you know I've always thought of your status as being just barely above that of a common trash man (and not the respectable family man kind, like Charles S. Dutton's character of "Roc;" the dirty kind with poor social skills.) You deal with these trouble-makers. Get a leash on them, stat. You're the official go-between, the liaison to the GEKIDO. Should you consider this retribution for trying to sneak your way into my good graces, Sabato? Well, I'm not going to tell you how to think, but you know what this is. Also, stop tweeting me all the time.
WV