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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 13, 2012 22:30:17 GMT -5
]I've been quiet....too quiet....been dealing with Family business ye might say. Nameless my fraternal carbuncle Mad Pirate Mulligan.
Apparently along with CHALLENGING me to some future fisticuffs he's decided to hole up in the Guest house of Alexander Estates! I can't very well tell him to leave.....He does own half......but what's worse is Rosie's been making Googoo eyes at him since he got here!
I've had to DRESS myself....like .....like a commoner! I've been under so much stress......This sunday Gents.....I'l ascend that scaffold and toss anyone in my way off like fleas!
I'm LORD Brian Alexander dammit! I deserve BETTER! Shall I call you a wahmbulence. If you can win there I'll be the Freakin Awesome champ pal let's see just how good you are.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jun 13, 2012 22:34:32 GMT -5
Heh....now I hope I made my message clear. I hope that the message has sunk it...THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER MESS WITH ME EVER AGAIN!!!! That kid....who is now lying in a hospital bed, with a broken F***ING NECK!!!! His career is pretty much over. His life will never be the same again.
But don't blame me....blame The Fallen. They were the ones who humiliated me...not once BUT TWICE!!!! That kids blood is on your hands Ryan Blood. Is that what you wanted to do? Did you want to destroy a man's life. I wanted to destroy yours. I wished that it was you, being piledriven into a chair, and being put on a stretcher with a broken neck. THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU DAMN IT!!!!
But I hope you got the message that messing with me....WILL BE THE END OF YOU CAREER AND YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!!!
Also, I have to address the up coming scaffold match. FOUR MEN, ON A STEEL SCAFFOLD 25 FEET HIGH!!!!!! The winner....gets a shot at the Freaking Awesome Championship. Lets face it, none of you have a chance against me. I've beaten ALL OF YOU!!! I'VE PROVEN THAT I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!! And on the 17th..I'M GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] Vokoun, I hold a grudge with you. You see during my time with Viva Inc. you were an inconsiderate ass who defaced my books MENY OF WHICH COULD HAVE EASLY BROUGHT THE WORLD TO ITS KNEES, disrupted important rituals that keep various beings from entering our dimention DISRUPTIONS THAT KILLED 10 MEMBERS OF THE EOD, and thats just a small number of crimes you have commited against me. I'm not going to kill you nononononono noooooooooooooooo Im going to break your bones into tiny, sharp shards jiggle the maimed limbs untill your bleeding out from the inside, then im going to beat you with my book untill your bleeding on the out side too. and when your miserable, beaten, broken BLEEDING carcuss is begging me to kill you, I will pull out my dagger and knock it just out of your reach, a fate worse then death....being forced to suffer.[/quote] I'M a inconsiderate ass? Well.....YOU'RE A POMPUS JERK!!!!!!
HA!!! See....I can make childish insults too. And accurate ones. Because Dupoe....you could never beat me if you tried. And you know it. And you know why? Because all you ever do is yak and yak and yak. And what have you reeeeally done? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!! See, sure, I also yak and yak and yak...BUT I GET THE JOB DONE!!!!! Remember the Lord of the Ring? Remember when you stabbed me and ViVA Inc the back. Nice attack...but you know...I STILL WON THE DAMN MATCH ALL BY MYSELF!!!! So..you see Dupoe your attempts to scare me, means nothing. Because I'm not in the mood to be intimatated. I'm in the mood for death. And Dupoe, my "friend" you WILL die!!!!![/color]
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 13, 2012 22:41:10 GMT -5
]I've been quiet....too quiet....been dealing with Family business ye might say. Nameless my fraternal carbuncle Mad Pirate Mulligan.
Apparently along with CHALLENGING me to some future fisticuffs he's decided to hole up in the Guest house of Alexander Estates! I can't very well tell him to leave.....He does own half......but what's worse is Rosie's been making Googoo eyes at him since he got here!
I've had to DRESS myself....like .....like a commoner! I've been under so much stress......This sunday Gents.....I'l ascend that scaffold and toss anyone in my way off like fleas!
I'm LORD Brian Alexander dammit! I deserve BETTER! Shall I call you a wahmbulence. If you can win there I'll be the Freakin Awesome champ pal let's see just how good you are. Wahmbulance? I'm not privvy to your gutter slang bug.....
Here's hoping You DO win the FA title from Viva, It'll make my eventual title shot all the easier!
YARR BROTHER! Who're ye gabbin on with? One o' them Buggity folks what came over recently? We had a termite Problem on "The Madman's Fancy" mebbe I can help ye get rid of your ant Prollem!Quiet you cretinous bilge rat! I don't HAVE an Ant Problem yet.....I have a Dragon, Cultist....whatever the Blue hell Vokoun is problem on my hands! Connor shouldn;t be much of a problem....he's laying low....Dupoe has YOUR old Book of Madness (Thanks brother) and Vokoun's always crazier than a sack of rabid weasels......
If I make it out alive....then I'll have an Ant Problem! Until thin I just have a PIRATE PROBLEM Yeah....Pirates are the worst.....They eat all yer food, drink yer booze and steal your women(Aghast) Steal your........
.....ROSIE!?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 13, 2012 23:04:52 GMT -5
OOC: BTW For those that don't know/are new MPM is in red in my promos, If you use red I'll change to Orange or Yellow to differentiate. I'm going to try to Promo with both under the same roof for a while....see how it goes.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 13, 2012 23:15:38 GMT -5
*El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler stands in a kitchen with six turkeys before him. To his left are a World Heavyweight Title Shot contract, an Interforums Title Shot contract, and a Freakin' Awesome Title Shot contract. To his right are three pink slips. All are sealed in plastic bags.
EHdBRB starts inserting each sealed paper into a turkey, all the while listening to various promos mocking his supposed heritage and his wrestling skills; his breathing grows heavier by the minute.
He then proceeds to take turkeys into a meat locker in pairs - a title shot and a pink slip each...*
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 13, 2012 23:18:43 GMT -5
*We enter a classroom with Ryan Bergman looking at a blackboard, he begins talking while writing on the board*
Ah, you're late for your lesson FAWA Galaxy. Today we'll learn how to achieve the impossible and how even the oldest lion can still roar on the big stage.
But first if I may, let me address my disappearance on Nite-Raw this week. I am disappointed that was not able to make it to the arena on time and I blame the idiots behind Parts Unknown Airlines. We made an unannounced layover in San Juan of 6 hours, leaving me no way to get to the arena in time for my match, but it appears that M also was not there. Apparently he had trouble on the Parts Unknown bus system, but transportation is neither here nor there. We will have our day in the sun M, and it will be glorious.
Now, if you afford me the opportunity I would like to discuss the circumstances surrounding this match at Summerfest.
Let me start with the man who stands in at a highly redundant 6' 12" El Hombre de Boiler Room Brawler. Mr. EHdBRB, let me present you with a question, how is a man as large as yourself going to be able to climb a regular ladder? They do come with a weight limit you know. Ah, but I assume that given the immense money that your backer has a special ladder is being constructed.
You are no doubt the largest man in this match, but you are also the least experienced. Sure, you've never been knocked down, but I think it's time to test an old wrestling theory. How does a 6' 12" 400 lb behemoth learn to fall from a 20 ft ladder? I guess we'll find out when the giant's beanstalk comes tumbling down.
Now, onto the dark and emotional Emerald Warrior. You see Gus, I don't really have anything against you, but I think you're punching quite a bit above your weight my friend. You see, you've had a good career, but it's also littered with the one word no wrestler wants to hear, you are the epitome of almost.
You've almost gotten to the main event, you've almost been able to take vengeance, you've almost gotten a chance to compete for the biggest prize.
Now, this may fuel you, you've got very little to lose and a huge chip on your shoulder to prove that you belong, but I've already beaten you once because of your blind seething hatred and that single minded pursuit of those who you believe have wronged you will fail you again. I'm still a rung above you on this company's ladder Gus, and hopefully you'll see that when I beat you to that briefcase.
Finally, the longest reigning world champion ever D.R. Jackson. A man with a pedigree a mile long and the talent to back it up, only one problem for you D.R. I'm every bit your equal. Don't think I haven't forgot that you took the record of longest reigning world champion away from me.
You see Jackson, sure you have the experience, but you're also covered in something else, ring rust my friend. A recent return may have gotten you a wave of momentum back, but you aren't 100% and I think deep down you even know it. I will take pleasure in knocking some of it off of you when I beat you from pillar to post in the ring.
So gentlemen, let it be known that the old lion of the FAWA is roaring before the hunt for glory at Summerfest. I will climb that ladder of success to get a shot at the world title whenever I chose and because of that I look forward to achieving what we call destiny.
*Bergman walks out of the room dropping the chalk as the camera shows the following message on the board.
"Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
~William Jennings Bryan"
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 13, 2012 23:21:47 GMT -5
Before I talk to Punny, let me talk to Smokey: yeah, I was watching, and you wanna know what you proved to me? Nothing. You did to that guy what you wish you could do to the Blood Knight, but which you've never been able to do yourself. The one time you ever beat me was when you tagged with Frank Castle against me and Aaron Enigma; your Chicago Claw set me up for his Endgame and the pin. Aaron, in typical Aaron Enigma fashion, was useless that night.
And as you seem to keep forgetting, in my capacity as Commissioner of the WWCF back then, I promised you that I'd give you a contract that was good forever, a contract that would let you say to anybody who was named #1 contender for any title, including the big one "Hey! I deserve that shot more than you, so you have to defend that #1 contendership against me next week!"
Now even though you once again fell short, there is no doubt in my mind that I am going to beat this guy you tell me is unbeatable, I am going to beat your boy Frank Castle, and I am going to claim what should have been mine long before now:
the WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!
And after I win that, somebody is going to be named the #1 contender to face me for it. You think you can beat me if you keep trying, Smokey? Then use your damn contract! Challenge that #1 contender! Beat him, if you can, and earn a title match against yours truly!
As for you, Castle, I watched you on Nakatomi Plaza, and I heard you talk about how Jono needed to experience true despair and defeat and patheticness and all of that.
Basically, Frankie, what you've been saying since day one is that everybody needs to be as much of a loser as you!
And yeah, I know people are gonna cry "bulls***!" at me calling the World Heavyweight Champion a loser, but that's what you think you are, isn't it?
You failed at your marriage, you failed at keeping your sanity, you failed at being popular, you failed at making a difference in any of the wars you fought in and in fact probably torpedoed the morale of everybody you served with because who the f*** would want to serve with you anyway...
*Ryan stops to take a breath*
...you failed to make a difference in stopping crime just like your namesake, for that matter you failed to come up with an original name for yourself, and at SummerFest you're going to fail to win two falls against me!
Last AND least, looking down...down...down the card to Mr. Potato, whom I've been ignoring lately because he hasn't been worth acknowledging: it's time for a taste of reality, you dumb wannabe.
You like to think that you're this unstoppable force, that you're so well-versed in combat styles that nobody here has ever heard of. It's bulls***, by the way, since long before I started hitting people with roundhouse kicks in the squared circle I learned how to execute them while taking Tae Kwon Do as a teenager, Tae Kwon Do being one of the combat styles you listed earlier. And long before I started hitting people with what is now known as the Turbolaser Blast in the squared circle, I just called it a plain ol' "side kick to the face" and learned how to do that while taking Tae Kwon Do as well.
Now, fortune's smiled on you, buddy. In your first few matches here, you took on has-beens and never-gonna-bes. Then you lost to Michael Hayden because you were stupid. And then you beat the General of the Monkey Army so easily that I have to conclude you drugged him, because the General I know has never been beaten that fast, not by anybody.
And through it all, you kept taking shots at The Fallen, but when I challenged you to back up your talk, you backpedaled and refused to get in the ring with me. Well, now you're gonna be getting in the ring with Square, and I'm looking forward to seeing you humiliated at his hands. Fortune's not gonna smile on you any more, no, and I guarantee you that you're not gonna dominate in this match, and you're not gonna win.
Now talk more trash, get it out of your system, get in the last word before SummerFest, call The Fallen "effeminate" again, do all the s*** you normally do. By all means, do that. It won't change a thing.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 13, 2012 23:35:07 GMT -5
It shall be a good day, Ryan, for Square and myself to be there when you become the World Heavyweight Champion. And if anyone is going to try and cash in on your win, the three of us will be more than happy to have you join Jonathan Michaels in the room of World Heavyweight Title Money In The Bank holders who couldnt get the job done. Maybe send you to the hospital as well.
Heck, in a few days..........my friend the Blood Knight, will be holding two belts.
*Seth winks*
Now speaking of Jonothan, I have a referee position to see whether Jono or BRB will be saying "I Quit". Now, I've told both men that I will do whatever is in the best interest in the Fallen and that is all both men need to know. But hell, I got what I wanted and I am back in the FAWA roster and trust me, the Fallen will be completely destroying this place and pissing off all you fans, from the inside.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 14, 2012 0:03:38 GMT -5
*We enter a classroom with Ryan Bergman looking at a blackboard, he begins talking while writing on the board* Ah, you're late for your lesson FAWA Galaxy. Today we'll learn how to achieve the impossible and how even the oldest lion can still roar on the big stage.
But first if I may, let me address my disappearance on Nite-Raw this week. I am disappointed that was not able to make it to the arena on time and I blame the idiots behind Parts Unknown Airlines. We made an unannounced layover in San Juan of 6 hours, leaving me no way to get to the arena in time for my match, but it appears that M also was not there. Apparently he had trouble on the Parts Unknown bus system, but transportation is neither here nor there. We will have our day in the sun M, and it will be glorious.
Now, if you afford me the opportunity I would like to discuss the circumstances surrounding this match at Summerfest.
Let me start with the man who stands in at a highly redundant 6' 12" El Hombre de Boiler Room Brawler. Mr. EHdBRB, let me present you with a question, how is a man as large as yourself going to be able to climb a regular ladder? They do come with a weight limit you know. Ah, but I assume that given the immense money that your backer has a special ladder is being constructed.
You are no doubt the largest man in this match, but you are also the least experienced. Sure, you've never been knocked down, but I think it's time to test an old wrestling theory. How does a 6' 12" 400 lb behemoth learn to fall from a 20 ft ladder? I guess we'll find out when the giant's beanstalk comes tumbling down.
Now, onto the dark and emotional Emerald Warrior. You see Gus, I don't really have anything against you, but I think you're punching quite a bit above your weight my friend. You see, you've had a good career, but it's also littered with the one word no wrestler wants to hear, you are the epitome of almost.
You've almost gotten to the main event, you've almost been able to take vengeance, you've almost gotten a chance to compete for the biggest prize.
Now, this may fuel you, you've got very little to lose and a huge chip on your shoulder to prove that you belong, but I've already beaten you once because of your blind seething hatred and that single minded pursuit of those who you believe have wronged you will fail you again. I'm still a rung above you on this company's ladder Gus, and hopefully you'll see that when I beat you to that briefcase.
Finally, the longest reigning world champion ever D.R. Jackson. A man with a pedigree a mile long and the talent to back it up, only one problem for you D.R. I'm every bit your equal. Don't think I haven't forgot that you took the record of longest reigning world champion away from me.
You see Jackson, sure you have the experience, but you're also covered in something else, ring rust my friend. A recent return may have gotten you a wave of momentum back, but you aren't 100% and I think deep down you even know it. I will take pleasure in knocking some of it off of you when I beat you from pillar to post in the ring.
So gentlemen, let it be known that the old lion of the FAWA is roaring before the hunt for glory at Summerfest. I will climb that ladder of success to get a shot at the world title whenever I chose and because of that I look forward to achieving what we call destiny.*Bergman walks out of the room dropping the chalk as the camera shows the following message on the board. "Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. ~William Jennings Bryan" *It is pitch black. However, over a sound system, chunks of Richlen's past promos play:* For what, sadly, has been the longest time, the fans have been looking for one thing: a hero. Not the kind who wears a cape and goes flying around beating up weirdos. Not the kind who has incredible weaponry that he uses to take down the insane mastermind and his henchmen before they can kidnap the mayor and take all the money from the bank. And not the kind that goes all kung fu on a bunch of weird things before changing into some weird suit and getting in a giant robot creature to beat up an oversized evil weird thing.
No, Blood, they want the kind of hero who isn't afraid to charge headlong into the firefight. They want the hero who is not afraid to stand up for those who get put down. They want the hero who silences the boastings of the wicked. They want to have a hero who they can believe in and who they can trust to do the right thing and put everything on the line to ensure that evil does not go unpunished.
Sooner or later, even the worst darkness ends up being illuminated, even the worst scars become nothing more than an invisible blemish on the flesh, and even the ugliest tattoos will fade away.All I want is for her to be happy again. That's why it hurts me so much to have to see her like she is tonight. And I know why she suffers, and it fuels my rage.
That's why I need so badly to win this match. All I want is for is this nightmare that we're trapped in to end. All I want is for things to come back to some semblance of normal for us.I take victims.Let the chaos begin.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 14, 2012 0:14:13 GMT -5
Shall I call you a wahmbulence. If you can win there I'll be the Freakin Awesome champ pal let's see just how good you are. Wahmbulance? I'm not privvy to your gutter slang bug.....
Here's hoping You DO win the FA title from Viva, It'll make my eventual title shot all the easier!
YARR BROTHER! Who're ye gabbin on with? One o' them Buggity folks what came over recently? We had a termite Problem on "The Madman's Fancy" mebbe I can help ye get rid of your ant Prollem!Quiet you cretinous bilge rat! I don't HAVE an Ant Problem yet.....I have a Dragon, Cultist....whatever the Blue hell Vokoun is problem on my hands! Connor shouldn;t be much of a problem....he's laying low....Dupoe has YOUR old Book of Madness (Thanks brother) and Vokoun's always crazier than a sack of rabid weasels......
If I make it out alive....then I'll have an Ant Problem! Until thin I just have a PIRATE PROBLEM Yeah....Pirates are the worst.....They eat all yer food, drink yer booze and steal your women(Aghast) Steal your........
.....ROSIE!? It was an obvious pun.
Plus I'm not scared of a guy who can't win without cheating.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jun 14, 2012 3:33:48 GMT -5
Jackson: That, ladies and gentlemen was a hell of a match. And when the smoked settles, when the sky was clear... It was the Black Dynasty standing tall, "Damn Right" Jackson has earnt himself a spot in the Money in the Bank or Botch match for a future shot at the FAWA World Championship.
But it wasn't an easy climb, to get there I had to outlast 6 other men in a vicious battle royal, with it ending with me once again squaring off against the young Troy. If the last two weeks have tought me anything, it is that you Troy, are the real deal, for the second week in a row you took The Black Dynasty to the limit. You might not have come out on top, but you did earn yourself a potential Inter-Forum Title shot, and in the match, you can bet your ass I'm rooting for ya.
And this bring me to my next match, SummerFest. I'm stepping into the ring in a ladder match against El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler, Begman and Gus Richlen. Three men I have absolutely no quarrel with. Infact, I have enough history with BRB to give El Hijo the benefit of the doubt, and during the Pantheon's reign of terror, I fought along side Bergman and Richlen... But don't get me wrong, alot has changed and I know they all have changed in time. But just because I don't have any bad blood, that doesn't mean I'm not going to give this match everything I have...
Gus, you seem to have gone off the deep end. I'm seeing and hearing a whole new side to the man with the Clefairy tattoo. I've fought crazy before and I've learnt to expect the unexpected, so don't think I won't be keeping a close eye on you.
Bergman, you're someone I would like to call a friend in this business, purely because how often we shared a common enemy. I know you've been bitter about me eclipsing your title reign to have the longest World Title reign in the company's history. But shouldn't you be angry at yourself for that?
You see, you two. It was this same self-absorbed obsession that brought my career down... This could be your downfall.
And El Hijo, I don't even know what to say. Just know that I've fought with BRB enough to expect the worst and the best.
And finally, since I've been back... I've been hearing a constant accusation of suffering from Ring Rust, and how that will be my undoing. However the Black Dynasty has so far shown no signs of Ring Rust.
But don't think I'm being arrogant here, I was as concerned as everyone else about possible ring rust, so I saw a specialist, a doctor.
I explained to him that I have a very physical job, and my being at my most firm and crisp was very important for every performance I do, that a flaccid performance would potentially ruin the enjoyment of soo many people... including paying customers. So the last thing I wanted was to be rusty when I encountered the ring.
He told me that it was nothing to worry about, how even the most experienced professionals can occasionally fail to, in his words, meet expectations. He assured me that it was nothing to worry about, and the less thought I put into it, the less I stress myself out about a potential performance, the better I should perform.
But just incase, he prescribed this nasal spray formula... Called "Sniff & Stiff", and sure enough right there on the bottle, 'To rise to the occasion and avoid a flaccid performance'.
So it's safe to say, the The Black Dynasty does not need to worry about any ring rust.
Just the Era of Attitude and the Era of Cool...
DAMN RIGHT!
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jun 14, 2012 8:31:33 GMT -5
Vokoun, I hold a grudge with you. You see during my time with Viva Inc. you were an inconsiderate ass who defaced my books MENY OF WHICH COULD HAVE EASLY BROUGHT THE WORLD TO ITS KNEES, disrupted important rituals that keep various beings from entering our dimention DISRUPTIONS THAT KILLED 10 MEMBERS OF THE EOD, and thats just a small number of crimes you have commited against me. I'm not going to kill you nononononono noooooooooooooooo Im going to break your bones into tiny, sharp shards jiggle the maimed limbs untill your bleeding out from the inside, then im going to beat you with my book untill your bleeding on the out side too. and when your miserable, beaten, broken BLEEDING carcuss is begging me to kill you, I will pull out my dagger and knock it just out of your reach, a fate worse then death....being forced to suffer. I'M a inconsiderate ass? Well.....YOU'RE A POMPUS JERK!!!!!!
HA!!! See....I can make childish insults too. And accurate ones. Because Dupoe....you could never beat me if you tried. And you know it. And you know why? Because all you ever do is yak and yak and yak. And what have you reeeeally done? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!!!! See, sure, I also yak and yak and yak...BUT I GET THE JOB DONE!!!!! Remember the Lord of the Ring? Remember when you stabbed me and ViVA Inc the back. Nice attack...but you know...I STILL WON THE DAMN MATCH ALL BY MYSELF!!!! So..you see Dupoe your attempts to scare me, means nothing. Because I'm not in the mood to be intimatated. I'm in the mood for death. And Dupoe, my "friend" you WILL die!!!!![/color][/quote] You see...thats where your wrong. I can't die for destiny has a plan for me, a plan that I have made very clear. Let me put this terms you may or may not understand, I am alot like Rasputin shoot me, poison me, stab me, burn me I WILL SURVIVE IT ALL. I am evil incarnate you are a man who's in desperate need of some relaxant. Vokoun I know your habits, your mode of attack, your favorite foods, where you live, and most of your in ring strategies so I have so much against you and a reason to funnel it into pure unadulterated fury
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jun 14, 2012 11:47:57 GMT -5
Wahmbulance? I'm not privvy to your gutter slang bug.....
Here's hoping You DO win the FA title from Viva, It'll make my eventual title shot all the easier!
YARR BROTHER! Who're ye gabbin on with? One o' them Buggity folks what came over recently? We had a termite Problem on "The Madman's Fancy" mebbe I can help ye get rid of your ant Prollem!Quiet you cretinous bilge rat! I don't HAVE an Ant Problem yet.....I have a Dragon, Cultist....whatever the Blue hell Vokoun is problem on my hands! Connor shouldn;t be much of a problem....he's laying low....Dupoe has YOUR old Book of Madness (Thanks brother) and Vokoun's always crazier than a sack of rabid weasels......
If I make it out alive....then I'll have an Ant Problem! Until thin I just have a PIRATE PROBLEM Yeah....Pirates are the worst.....They eat all yer food, drink yer booze and steal your women(Aghast) Steal your........
.....ROSIE!? It was an obvious pun.
Plus I'm not scared of a guy who can't win without cheating.
I can win without cheating if I must....It's just more fun otherwise.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 14, 2012 13:00:59 GMT -5
A gross miscalculation by myself led to my defeat on Niteraw. I will be the first to admit that was a rare error from the head detective, but not everyone is perfect, and if you think you are, you certainly aren't. We all have flaws, some more glaring than others.
However as everyone could clearly see, I took it to Punisher in that match. Not only did I prove that I am on the same level as Punisher, but also on the same level as anybody in the main event scene. It is only a matter of time before I can once again claim the Heavyweight title for myself.
Next week at Summerfest though, I have a Rules of Honor match against Bull Ant for my Inter-Forum title. Bull and I are on good terms because we have a mutual respect for each other. If anyone is considering this an easy match for myself, you are dead wrong. I might have the experience factor in FAWA, but Bull Ant is a seasoned veteran of wrestling. This isn't his first rodeo.
Next week there is no underdog, there is no favorite. There is a champion and a challenger, the sound of a bell and gold on the line. May the best man win, Bull Ant.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 14, 2012 13:12:23 GMT -5
A gross miscalculation by myself led to my defeat on Niteraw. I will be the first to admit that was a rare error from the head detective, but not everyone is perfect, and if you think you are, you certainly aren't. We all have flaws, some more glaring than others.
However as everyone could clearly see, I took it to Punisher in that match. Not only did I prove that I am on the same level as Punisher, but also on the same level as anybody in the main event scene. It is only a matter of time before I can once again claim the Heavyweight title for myself.
Next week at Summerfest though, I have a Rules of Honor match against Bull Ant for my Inter-Forum title. Bull and I are on good terms because we have a mutual respect for each other. If anyone is considering this an easy match for myself, you are dead wrong. I might have the experience factor in FAWA, but Bull Ant is a seasoned veteran of wrestling. This isn't his first rodeo.
Next week there is no underdog, there is no favorite. There is a champion and a challenger, the sound of a bell and gold on the line. May the best man win, Bull Ant. Hey Enigma,
first off I really enjoyed your match on Niteraw, so how about some time you team up with me and Bull to take on the Fallen.
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Post by Square on Jun 14, 2012 14:11:24 GMT -5
A gross miscalculation by myself led to my defeat on Niteraw. I will be the first to admit that was a rare error from the head detective, but not everyone is perfect, and if you think you are, you certainly aren't. We all have flaws, some more glaring than others.
However as everyone could clearly see, I took it to Punisher in that match. Not only did I prove that I am on the same level as Punisher, but also on the same level as anybody in the main event scene. It is only a matter of time before I can once again claim the Heavyweight title for myself.
Next week at Summerfest though, I have a Rules of Honor match against Bull Ant for my Inter-Forum title. Bull and I are on good terms because we have a mutual respect for each other. If anyone is considering this an easy match for myself, you are dead wrong. I might have the experience factor in FAWA, but Bull Ant is a seasoned veteran of wrestling. This isn't his first rodeo.
Next week there is no underdog, there is no favorite. There is a champion and a challenger, the sound of a bell and gold on the line. May the best man win, Bull Ant. Hey Enigma,
first off I really enjoyed your match on Niteraw, so how about some time you team up with me and Bull to take on the Fallen. If Enigma has the balls to get back in the ring with me it will not be in a match where he can hide. That son of a bitch will get the ass kicking he deserves.
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 14, 2012 14:15:21 GMT -5
I find it interesting that you Mr. Jackson believe that I'm jealous of you for taking tha spot as the longest reigning champion when that couldn't be further from the truth. I congratulate you in doing so, but I've never wrestled you and I need to find out if I'm truly better than you. You see Jackson, after being around for so far I've earned the right of perspective. I see the long road and I'm not constantly only looking short term. I see everything falling into place as it should, not with anger, but in faith in my ability and my destiny.
I've only been back full time recently and so have you, we're getting back in the swing of things and I have no doubt that should have a match down the road it would be one of the books but for now, I'm coming for you because you're in my way to the title. Same with Gus, same with EHdBRB. I respect the hell out of all of you, but in this match I'm no one's friend and everyone's enemy, and that's damn right.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 14, 2012 14:16:10 GMT -5
Ghost, I have no problem teaming up with you and Bull after Summerfest to take on The Fallen. Clearly the odds need to be evened otherwise the numbers game is something they are good at taking advantage of.
Square, you can trash talk me after you beat me. I annihilated you on my way to the Heavyweight title and I'll do it again because you haven't seemed to learn your lesson. For someone who claims to be the Revolution of Evolution you sure haven't evolved as much as one would expect.
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 15, 2012 13:28:53 GMT -5
Before I talk to Punny, let me talk to Smokey: yeah, I was watching, and you wanna know what you proved to me? Nothing. You did to that guy what you wish you could do to the Blood Knight, but which you've never been able to do yourself. The one time you ever beat me was when you tagged with Frank Castle against me and Aaron Enigma; your Chicago Claw set me up for his Endgame and the pin. Aaron, in typical Aaron Enigma fashion, was useless that night.
And as you seem to keep forgetting, in my capacity as Commissioner of the WWCF back then, I promised you that I'd give you a contract that was good forever, a contract that would let you say to anybody who was named #1 contender for any title, including the big one "Hey! I deserve that shot more than you, so you have to defend that #1 contendership against me next week!"
Now even though you once again fell short, there is no doubt in my mind that I am going to beat this guy you tell me is unbeatable, I am going to beat your boy Frank Castle, and I am going to claim what should have been mine long before now:
the WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!
And after I win that, somebody is going to be named the #1 contender to face me for it. You think you can beat me if you keep trying, Smokey? Then use your damn contract! Challenge that #1 contender! Beat him, if you can, and earn a title match against yours truly!
As for you, Castle, I watched you on Nakatomi Plaza, and I heard you talk about how Jono needed to experience true despair and defeat and patheticness and all of that.
Basically, Frankie, what you've been saying since day one is that everybody needs to be as much of a loser as you!
And yeah, I know people are gonna cry "bulls***!" at me calling the World Heavyweight Champion a loser, but that's what you think you are, isn't it?
You failed at your marriage, you failed at keeping your sanity, you failed at being popular, you failed at making a difference in any of the wars you fought in and in fact probably torpedoed the morale of everybody you served with because who the f*** would want to serve with you anyway...*Ryan stops to take a breath* ...you failed to make a difference in stopping crime just like your namesake, for that matter you failed to come up with an original name for yourself, and at SummerFest you're going to fail to win two falls against me!
Last AND least, looking down...down...down the card to Mr. Potato, whom I've been ignoring lately because he hasn't been worth acknowledging: it's time for a taste of reality, you dumb wannabe.
You like to think that you're this unstoppable force, that you're so well-versed in combat styles that nobody here has ever heard of. It's bulls***, by the way, since long before I started hitting people with roundhouse kicks in the squared circle I learned how to execute them while taking Tae Kwon Do as a teenager, Tae Kwon Do being one of the combat styles you listed earlier. And long before I started hitting people with what is now known as the Turbolaser Blast in the squared circle, I just called it a plain ol' "side kick to the face" and learned how to do that while taking Tae Kwon Do as well.
Now, fortune's smiled on you, buddy. In your first few matches here, you took on has-beens and never-gonna-bes. Then you lost to Michael Hayden because you were stupid. And then you beat the General of the Monkey Army so easily that I have to conclude you drugged him, because the General I know has never been beaten that fast, not by anybody.
And through it all, you kept taking shots at The Fallen, but when I challenged you to back up your talk, you backpedaled and refused to get in the ring with me. Well, now you're gonna be getting in the ring with Square, and I'm looking forward to seeing you humiliated at his hands. Fortune's not gonna smile on you any more, no, and I guarantee you that you're not gonna dominate in this match, and you're not gonna win.
Now talk more trash, get it out of your system, get in the last word before SummerFest, call The Fallen "effeminate" again, do all the s*** you normally do. By all means, do that. It won't change a thing. Looks like there's a lot of people want my title don't they? What a shame I'm the one who's got it. What a damned shame you've got to go through me to get it.
Blood, I've had enough of your outsider crap. I've had enough of this Fallen crap, someone needs to put you in your place, and I specialise in that. You and your little buddies can hide behind your masks like you did before, you can attack people from behind and sucker punch them, but when it came down to a straight up fight, guess what? You failed.
You say I'm a failure? I don't seem to have been too much of a failure as World Champion do I? I don't seem to have been a failure taking people out of this business for months on end? More than anything else though, I don't seem to have been a failure at beating you do I?
Yes I dropped a damned shutter in your face to beat you, yes I stabbed you in the arm, yes I beat you to within an inch of your life, but don't forget the biggest thing here Blood: I. Beat. You.
I'm older, slower and not as fit as you, but I am bigger, I am stronger, and let's not forget, all I need to do is punch you. In the face. Once. And you're not getting up.
You know how many people want to see me cave your face in? Maybe you should spend a few hours looking around that arena and looking at those fans, because if they don't like me, they sure as Hell hate you.
Not that I care what they think, most of them will go back to rooting for their heroes when the next World Heavyweight Championship contender comes along. Whether that little squirt Ryan Bergman, Brawler's Bull Frog, your lickspittle acolyte Drakin or 6 months in a hospital bed Jackson, they'll cheer because they'll be facing me Blood.
When I'm done with you, you'll have Fallen so far, you won't be able to find the way back...
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 15, 2012 18:18:01 GMT -5
Before I talk to Punny, let me talk to Smokey: yeah, I was watching, and you wanna know what you proved to me? Nothing. You did to that guy what you wish you could do to the Blood Knight, but which you've never been able to do yourself. The one time you ever beat me was when you tagged with Frank Castle against me and Aaron Enigma; your Chicago Claw set me up for his Endgame and the pin. Aaron, in typical Aaron Enigma fashion, was useless that night.
And as you seem to keep forgetting, in my capacity as Commissioner of the WWCF back then, I promised you that I'd give you a contract that was good forever, a contract that would let you say to anybody who was named #1 contender for any title, including the big one "Hey! I deserve that shot more than you, so you have to defend that #1 contendership against me next week!"
Now even though you once again fell short, there is no doubt in my mind that I am going to beat this guy you tell me is unbeatable, I am going to beat your boy Frank Castle, and I am going to claim what should have been mine long before now:
the WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!
And after I win that, somebody is going to be named the #1 contender to face me for it. You think you can beat me if you keep trying, Smokey? Then use your damn contract! Challenge that #1 contender! Beat him, if you can, and earn a title match against yours truly!
As for you, Castle, I watched you on Nakatomi Plaza, and I heard you talk about how Jono needed to experience true despair and defeat and patheticness and all of that.
Basically, Frankie, what you've been saying since day one is that everybody needs to be as much of a loser as you!
And yeah, I know people are gonna cry "bulls***!" at me calling the World Heavyweight Champion a loser, but that's what you think you are, isn't it?
You failed at your marriage, you failed at keeping your sanity, you failed at being popular, you failed at making a difference in any of the wars you fought in and in fact probably torpedoed the morale of everybody you served with because who the f*** would want to serve with you anyway...*Ryan stops to take a breath* ...you failed to make a difference in stopping crime just like your namesake, for that matter you failed to come up with an original name for yourself, and at SummerFest you're going to fail to win two falls against me!
Last AND least, looking down...down...down the card to Mr. Potato, whom I've been ignoring lately because he hasn't been worth acknowledging: it's time for a taste of reality, you dumb wannabe.
You like to think that you're this unstoppable force, that you're so well-versed in combat styles that nobody here has ever heard of. It's bulls***, by the way, since long before I started hitting people with roundhouse kicks in the squared circle I learned how to execute them while taking Tae Kwon Do as a teenager, Tae Kwon Do being one of the combat styles you listed earlier. And long before I started hitting people with what is now known as the Turbolaser Blast in the squared circle, I just called it a plain ol' "side kick to the face" and learned how to do that while taking Tae Kwon Do as well.
Now, fortune's smiled on you, buddy. In your first few matches here, you took on has-beens and never-gonna-bes. Then you lost to Michael Hayden because you were stupid. And then you beat the General of the Monkey Army so easily that I have to conclude you drugged him, because the General I know has never been beaten that fast, not by anybody.
And through it all, you kept taking shots at The Fallen, but when I challenged you to back up your talk, you backpedaled and refused to get in the ring with me. Well, now you're gonna be getting in the ring with Square, and I'm looking forward to seeing you humiliated at his hands. Fortune's not gonna smile on you any more, no, and I guarantee you that you're not gonna dominate in this match, and you're not gonna win.
Now talk more trash, get it out of your system, get in the last word before SummerFest, call The Fallen "effeminate" again, do all the s*** you normally do. By all means, do that. It won't change a thing. Looks like there's a lot of people want my title don't they? What a shame I'm the one who's got it. What a damned shame you've got to go through me to get it.
Blood, I've had enough of your outsider crap. I've had enough of this Fallen crap, someone needs to put you in your place, and I specialise in that. You and your little buddies can hide behind your masks like you did before, you can attack people from behind and sucker punch them, but when it came down to a straight up fight, guess what? You failed.
You say I'm a failure? I don't seem to have been too much of a failure as World Champion do I? I don't seem to have been a failure taking people out of this business for months on end? More than anything else though, I don't seem to have been a failure at beating you do I?
Yes I dropped a damned shutter in your face to beat you, yes I stabbed you in the arm, yes I beat you to within an inch of your life, but don't forget the biggest thing here Blood: I. Beat. You.
I'm older, slower and not as fit as you, but I am bigger, I am stronger, and let's not forget, all I need to do is punch you. In the face. Once. And you're not getting up.
You know how many people want to see me cave your face in? Maybe you should spend a few hours looking around that arena and looking at those fans, because if they don't like me, they sure as Hell hate you.
Not that I care what they think, most of them will go back to rooting for their heroes when the next World Heavyweight Championship contender comes along. Whether that little squirt Ryan Bergman, Brawler's Bull Frog, your lickspittle acolyte Drakin or 6 months in a hospital bed Jackson, they'll cheer because they'll be facing me Blood.
When I'm done with you, you'll have Fallen so far, you won't be able to find the way back... Oh listen, Frankie-Wankie made a joke about how the Fallen are gonna fall! Never heard one of those before!
Here's the thing, my friend: you are not unbeatable. I've seen you counting the lights before, and it's only a matter of time before you do it again. Oh, you've put together a nice string of victories, but even Goldberg's streak finally ended.
You're due for a loss. And you can underestimate the Blood Knight all you want, but I'm just the one to hand you that loss.
One punch to the face, huh? Ask your buddy Smokin' Vokoun how that one kick to the face put him down. That's how quickly I can beat you.
In just a few days, the world will see which one of us can back up his talk this time.
*cough*Me!*cough*
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