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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 15, 2012 18:43:35 GMT -5
Before I talk to Punny, let me talk to Smokey: yeah, I was watching, and you wanna know what you proved to me? Nothing. You did to that guy what you wish you could do to the Blood Knight, but which you've never been able to do yourself. The one time you ever beat me was when you tagged with Frank Castle against me and Aaron Enigma; your Chicago Claw set me up for his Endgame and the pin. Aaron, in typical Aaron Enigma fashion, was useless that night.
And as you seem to keep forgetting, in my capacity as Commissioner of the WWCF back then, I promised you that I'd give you a contract that was good forever, a contract that would let you say to anybody who was named #1 contender for any title, including the big one "Hey! I deserve that shot more than you, so you have to defend that #1 contendership against me next week!"
Now even though you once again fell short, there is no doubt in my mind that I am going to beat this guy you tell me is unbeatable, I am going to beat your boy Frank Castle, and I am going to claim what should have been mine long before now:
the WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!
And after I win that, somebody is going to be named the #1 contender to face me for it. You think you can beat me if you keep trying, Smokey? Then use your damn contract! Challenge that #1 contender! Beat him, if you can, and earn a title match against yours truly!
As for you, Castle, I watched you on Nakatomi Plaza, and I heard you talk about how Jono needed to experience true despair and defeat and patheticness and all of that.
Basically, Frankie, what you've been saying since day one is that everybody needs to be as much of a loser as you!
And yeah, I know people are gonna cry "bulls***!" at me calling the World Heavyweight Champion a loser, but that's what you think you are, isn't it?
You failed at your marriage, you failed at keeping your sanity, you failed at being popular, you failed at making a difference in any of the wars you fought in and in fact probably torpedoed the morale of everybody you served with because who the f*** would want to serve with you anyway...*Ryan stops to take a breath* ...you failed to make a difference in stopping crime just like your namesake, for that matter you failed to come up with an original name for yourself, and at SummerFest you're going to fail to win two falls against me!
Last AND least, looking down...down...down the card to Mr. Potato, whom I've been ignoring lately because he hasn't been worth acknowledging: it's time for a taste of reality, you dumb wannabe.
You like to think that you're this unstoppable force, that you're so well-versed in combat styles that nobody here has ever heard of. It's bulls***, by the way, since long before I started hitting people with roundhouse kicks in the squared circle I learned how to execute them while taking Tae Kwon Do as a teenager, Tae Kwon Do being one of the combat styles you listed earlier. And long before I started hitting people with what is now known as the Turbolaser Blast in the squared circle, I just called it a plain ol' "side kick to the face" and learned how to do that while taking Tae Kwon Do as well.
Now, fortune's smiled on you, buddy. In your first few matches here, you took on has-beens and never-gonna-bes. Then you lost to Michael Hayden because you were stupid. And then you beat the General of the Monkey Army so easily that I have to conclude you drugged him, because the General I know has never been beaten that fast, not by anybody.
And through it all, you kept taking shots at The Fallen, but when I challenged you to back up your talk, you backpedaled and refused to get in the ring with me. Well, now you're gonna be getting in the ring with Square, and I'm looking forward to seeing you humiliated at his hands. Fortune's not gonna smile on you any more, no, and I guarantee you that you're not gonna dominate in this match, and you're not gonna win.
Now talk more trash, get it out of your system, get in the last word before SummerFest, call The Fallen "effeminate" again, do all the s*** you normally do. By all means, do that. It won't change a thing. So now you're just making things up? You neer challenged me and even if you did , Uh , I don't book this company. So you're compliment would be with the guy. I'm not a coward , I'll fight anyone who is put in front of me. Also congratulations on "knowing" taekowndo. What exactly is your rank though? You didn't mention that did you , White Belt? Also , There's a difference between stupid and just so bad ass you don't f*** with him. Take for instance My Idol Mike Tyson. Biting of someone's ear is not stupid when the punk's ear you bit off has been going low on you all night.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 15, 2012 20:33:51 GMT -5
Before I talk to Punny, let me talk to Smokey: yeah, I was watching, and you wanna know what you proved to me? Nothing. You did to that guy what you wish you could do to the Blood Knight, but which you've never been able to do yourself. The one time you ever beat me was when you tagged with Frank Castle against me and Aaron Enigma; your Chicago Claw set me up for his Endgame and the pin. Aaron, in typical Aaron Enigma fashion, was useless that night.
And as you seem to keep forgetting, in my capacity as Commissioner of the WWCF back then, I promised you that I'd give you a contract that was good forever, a contract that would let you say to anybody who was named #1 contender for any title, including the big one "Hey! I deserve that shot more than you, so you have to defend that #1 contendership against me next week!"
Now even though you once again fell short, there is no doubt in my mind that I am going to beat this guy you tell me is unbeatable, I am going to beat your boy Frank Castle, and I am going to claim what should have been mine long before now:
the WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!
And after I win that, somebody is going to be named the #1 contender to face me for it. You think you can beat me if you keep trying, Smokey? Then use your damn contract! Challenge that #1 contender! Beat him, if you can, and earn a title match against yours truly!
As for you, Castle, I watched you on Nakatomi Plaza, and I heard you talk about how Jono needed to experience true despair and defeat and patheticness and all of that.
Basically, Frankie, what you've been saying since day one is that everybody needs to be as much of a loser as you!
And yeah, I know people are gonna cry "bulls***!" at me calling the World Heavyweight Champion a loser, but that's what you think you are, isn't it?
You failed at your marriage, you failed at keeping your sanity, you failed at being popular, you failed at making a difference in any of the wars you fought in and in fact probably torpedoed the morale of everybody you served with because who the f*** would want to serve with you anyway...*Ryan stops to take a breath* ...you failed to make a difference in stopping crime just like your namesake, for that matter you failed to come up with an original name for yourself, and at SummerFest you're going to fail to win two falls against me!
Last AND least, looking down...down...down the card to Mr. Potato, whom I've been ignoring lately because he hasn't been worth acknowledging: it's time for a taste of reality, you dumb wannabe.
You like to think that you're this unstoppable force, that you're so well-versed in combat styles that nobody here has ever heard of. It's bulls***, by the way, since long before I started hitting people with roundhouse kicks in the squared circle I learned how to execute them while taking Tae Kwon Do as a teenager, Tae Kwon Do being one of the combat styles you listed earlier. And long before I started hitting people with what is now known as the Turbolaser Blast in the squared circle, I just called it a plain ol' "side kick to the face" and learned how to do that while taking Tae Kwon Do as well.
Now, fortune's smiled on you, buddy. In your first few matches here, you took on has-beens and never-gonna-bes. Then you lost to Michael Hayden because you were stupid. And then you beat the General of the Monkey Army so easily that I have to conclude you drugged him, because the General I know has never been beaten that fast, not by anybody.
And through it all, you kept taking shots at The Fallen, but when I challenged you to back up your talk, you backpedaled and refused to get in the ring with me. Well, now you're gonna be getting in the ring with Square, and I'm looking forward to seeing you humiliated at his hands. Fortune's not gonna smile on you any more, no, and I guarantee you that you're not gonna dominate in this match, and you're not gonna win.
Now talk more trash, get it out of your system, get in the last word before SummerFest, call The Fallen "effeminate" again, do all the s*** you normally do. By all means, do that. It won't change a thing. So now you're just making things up? You neer challenged me and even if you did , Uh , I don't book this company. So you're compliment would be with the guy. I'm not a coward , I'll fight anyone who is put in front of me. Also congratulations on "knowing" taekowndo. What exactly is your rank though? You didn't mention that did you , White Belt? Also , There's a difference between stupid and just so bad ass you don't f*** with him. Take for instance My Idol Mike Tyson. Biting of someone's ear is not stupid when the punk's ear you bit off has been going low on you all night.
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH.
Blood, you better hope that you lose to Castle, because if you don't, my brother will have a world title shot ready to cash in on you, and there's nothing that anyone will be able to do to stop him from becoming champion at YOUR expense.
As for you... whoever you are, if you somehow don't end up with the pink slip, you better show up in the ring and not be all talk the NiteRaw after Summerfest, because otherwise, I'm dragging you to the ring myself, and you don't want that.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 15, 2012 20:52:05 GMT -5
*Over a black screen, Gus Richlen's voice is heard:*
What motivates a man?
Is it a bland, one-note, blind idealism full of belittling and underestimation?
Is it a desire to show that they're still as good as they were in their glory days the year before?
Is it the fact that they have done basically nothing other than lumber around?
Or is it an obsession with redemption? A far more personal motivation, perhaps? A painful knowledge that they failed once before, but they've sworn to never fail again? A visceral determination to shut the naysayers up once and for all?
Do you three know what REAL motivation is?
DO YOU?
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jun 16, 2012 2:37:15 GMT -5
*Over a black screen, Gus Richlen's voice is heard:* What motivates a man?
Is it a bland, one-note, blind idealism full of belittling and underestimation?
Is it a desire to show that they're still as good as they were in their glory days the year before?
Is it the fact that they have done basically nothing other than lumber around?
Or is it an obsession with redemption? A far more personal motivation, perhaps? A painful knowledge that they failed once before, but they've sworn to never fail again? A visceral determination to shut the naysayers up once and for all?
Do you three know what REAL motivation is?
DO YOU? Jackson: And do you know what it is like to once be considered the absolute best at what you do... only to immediately fade into obscurity, to be forgotten?
Do you know what it's like to look back on the road you've traveled, only to see that the reason why you are no longer the man you worked so hard to become... was your own fault?
Do you know what it's like to know exactly what you have to do, who you have to be and how far you have to push yourself to ever stand a chance of even becoming half the man people want you to be?
Gus, this match is alot more than just another shot at the title for me. This match is validation.
I have alot of unfinished business with Punisher, after all, Castle was the man who put me on the shelf. But I also have alot of unfinished business with Ryan Blood. After all, he was the man who cost me my title against Colt which lead me on the downward spiral... But if I can't get the job done at SummerFest, I won't even deserve to be in the ring against either man.
The Era of Attitude might be on the rise, but the Black Dynasty still has a way to go before Cool can be accomplished...
And that road continues at SummerFest, neither enemy nor friend...
DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2012 12:15:14 GMT -5
*"Hero" by Pop Evil plays and out comes Seth Drakin in a shirt, jeans, and a trench coast. He has sunglassses and oddly enough, he has what seems like a title belt around his shoulder. It definately is not any of the belts of FAWA as Seth enters the ring and grabs a mic.*
I know what you are all wondering. You are all wondering, "What is this awesome belt that I am holding over my shoulders?" Well, I will answer that.
You see.........while I was unsigned by FAWA and some ants decided to come into this company, Ryan and myself decided to take the fight to those little bugs by invading their hometown federation called the 101 Colony. There, we did whatever the hell we wanted and I'll be honest, those little insects did leave me with some bug bites that I needed to get dis-infected.....but less than two months since we got there, Ryan and myself secured 3 points to challenge for their so called Tag Team Titles, which they call their Campeones de Parejas. Now those masked morons in that company didnt make it easy for us as it was a triple threat ladder match, but The Fallen.........we are a resourceful bunch and well, here is the footage.
*The monitors plays the closing events from their Rewind After Watching.
THE CROWD PLEADS WITH RORSCHACH "DON'T LET GO!" HOLD ON RORSCHACH!!! RORSCHACH DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN - THIS IS FOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO! NO!! HE FALLS TO MAT BELOW!!! RORSCHACH IS DOWN!!! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! SETH'S GOT THE BELTS! DEAR GOD!! COMEDIANT TRIES TO STOP HIM - IT'S TOO LATE!!! DRAKIN FALLS WITH THE TITLES IN HAND!!! SETH'S GOT THE BETLS!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!!! THE FALLEN ARE THE NEW CAMPEONES DE PAREJAS!!!!!
After the match, Seth clutches both belts to breast in the ring as the mysterious fans helps Ryan Blood out of the wreckage on the floor Antmare and PagAnt are already being looked at by officials; the WatchAnts are just speechless ComediAnt tries to comfort Rorschach but he's beyond devastated... Seth then meets his partner on the floor with the man who practically handed them the belts - JUST WHO IS THAT?!?! The three men celebrate up the ramp and audience BOOS THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING!
That is where the footage ends and we go back to the ring, where Seth is smiling.*
You see that kids, that is how the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling gets things done. You want to try and stop us, go right ahead............because in the end, you will fail. And just like I did with this title, I will bring it to whatever show I am booked for.
Now before I go and speak to a private 101 Colony interviewer for their little show while also getting ready to be a special guest referee and decide what is best for the Fallen in FAWA, I would like to add something. You see, I have held it seems every single title in FAWA (or WWCF), but through either crappy partners (Gus....) or because some moron decided that tag teams were no longer needed, I never got to be a tag team champion in this place. So since their are no tag champions in FAWA and Ryan and myself seem to be the only one with tag titles, I am officially declaring Ryan Blood and myself the Real Tag Team Champions of FAWA.
*Seth raises his hands in celebration.*
Truly is a great honor to bestow upon myself such a great reward for all the hard work and sacrifices I have put into pro wrestling. So thank you very much..........and you all have the worst days of your life.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 16, 2012 12:45:27 GMT -5
*"Hero" by Pop Evil plays and out comes Seth Drakin in a shirt, jeans, and a trench coast. He has sunglassses and oddly enough, he has what seems like a title belt around his shoulder. It definately is not any of the belts of FAWA as Seth enters the ring and grabs a mic.* I know what you are all wondering. You are all wondering, "What is this awesome belt that I am holding over my shoulders?" Well, I will answer that.
You see.........while I was unsigned by FAWA and some ants decided to come into this company, Ryan and myself decided to take the fight to those little bugs by invading their hometown federation called the 101 Colony. There, we did whatever the hell we wanted and I'll be honest, those little insects did leave me with some bug bites that I needed to get dis-infected.....but less than two months since we got there, Ryan and myself secured 3 points to challenge for their so called Tag Team Titles, which they call their Campeones de Parejas. Now those masked morons in that company didnt make it easy for us as it was a triple threat ladder match, but The Fallen.........we are a resourceful bunch and well, here is the footage.*The monitors plays the closing events from their Rewind After Watching. THE CROWD PLEADS WITH RORSCHACH "DON'T LET GO!" HOLD ON RORSCHACH!!! RORSCHACH DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN - THIS IS FOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO! NO!! HE FALLS TO MAT BELOW!!! RORSCHACH IS DOWN!!! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! SETH'S GOT THE BELTS! DEAR GOD!! COMEDIANT TRIES TO STOP HIM - IT'S TOO LATE!!! DRAKIN FALLS WITH THE TITLES IN HAND!!! SETH'S GOT THE BETLS!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!!! THE FALLEN ARE THE NEW CAMPEONES DE PAREJAS!!!!! After the match, Seth clutches both belts to breast in the ring as the mysterious fans helps Ryan Blood out of the wreckage on the floor Antmare and PagAnt are already being looked at by officials; the WatchAnts are just speechless ComediAnt tries to comfort Rorschach but he's beyond devastated... Seth then meets his partner on the floor with the man who practically handed them the belts - JUST WHO IS THAT?!?! The three men celebrate up the ramp and audience BOOS THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING! That is where the footage ends and we go back to the ring, where Seth is smiling.* You see that kids, that is how the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling gets things done. You want to try and stop us, go right ahead............because in the end, you will fail. And just like I did with this title, I will bring it to whatever show I am booked for.
Now before I go and speak to a private 101 Colony interviewer for their little show while also getting ready to be a special guest referee and decide what is best for the Fallen in FAWA, I would like to add something. You see, I have held it seems every single title in FAWA (or WWCF), but through either crappy partners (Gus....) or because some moron decided that tag teams were no longer needed, I never got to be a tag team champion in this place. So since their are no tag champions in FAWA and Ryan and myself seem to be the only one with tag titles, I am officially declaring Ryan Blood and myself the Real Tag Team Champions of FAWA. *Seth raises his hands in celebration.* Truly is a great honor to bestow upon myself such a great reward for all the hard work and sacrifices I have put into pro wrestling. So thank you very much..........and you all have the worst days of your life. Drakin, you came Into my home, pissed in the living room, and then stole what was important to it. I will not let this stand. One way or another I'm taking those belts back to my home
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2012 13:07:30 GMT -5
*"Hero" by Pop Evil plays and out comes Seth Drakin in a shirt, jeans, and a trench coast. He has sunglassses and oddly enough, he has what seems like a title belt around his shoulder. It definately is not any of the belts of FAWA as Seth enters the ring and grabs a mic.* I know what you are all wondering. You are all wondering, "What is this awesome belt that I am holding over my shoulders?" Well, I will answer that.
You see.........while I was unsigned by FAWA and some ants decided to come into this company, Ryan and myself decided to take the fight to those little bugs by invading their hometown federation called the 101 Colony. There, we did whatever the hell we wanted and I'll be honest, those little insects did leave me with some bug bites that I needed to get dis-infected.....but less than two months since we got there, Ryan and myself secured 3 points to challenge for their so called Tag Team Titles, which they call their Campeones de Parejas. Now those masked morons in that company didnt make it easy for us as it was a triple threat ladder match, but The Fallen.........we are a resourceful bunch and well, here is the footage.*The monitors plays the closing events from their Rewind After Watching. THE CROWD PLEADS WITH RORSCHACH "DON'T LET GO!" HOLD ON RORSCHACH!!! RORSCHACH DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN - THIS IS FOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO! NO!! HE FALLS TO MAT BELOW!!! RORSCHACH IS DOWN!!! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! SETH'S GOT THE BELTS! DEAR GOD!! COMEDIANT TRIES TO STOP HIM - IT'S TOO LATE!!! DRAKIN FALLS WITH THE TITLES IN HAND!!! SETH'S GOT THE BETLS!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!!! THE FALLEN ARE THE NEW CAMPEONES DE PAREJAS!!!!! After the match, Seth clutches both belts to breast in the ring as the mysterious fans helps Ryan Blood out of the wreckage on the floor Antmare and PagAnt are already being looked at by officials; the WatchAnts are just speechless ComediAnt tries to comfort Rorschach but he's beyond devastated... Seth then meets his partner on the floor with the man who practically handed them the belts - JUST WHO IS THAT?!?! The three men celebrate up the ramp and audience BOOS THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING! That is where the footage ends and we go back to the ring, where Seth is smiling.* You see that kids, that is how the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling gets things done. You want to try and stop us, go right ahead............because in the end, you will fail. And just like I did with this title, I will bring it to whatever show I am booked for.
Now before I go and speak to a private 101 Colony interviewer for their little show while also getting ready to be a special guest referee and decide what is best for the Fallen in FAWA, I would like to add something. You see, I have held it seems every single title in FAWA (or WWCF), but through either crappy partners (Gus....) or because some moron decided that tag teams were no longer needed, I never got to be a tag team champion in this place. So since their are no tag champions in FAWA and Ryan and myself seem to be the only one with tag titles, I am officially declaring Ryan Blood and myself the Real Tag Team Champions of FAWA. *Seth raises his hands in celebration.* Truly is a great honor to bestow upon myself such a great reward for all the hard work and sacrifices I have put into pro wrestling. So thank you very much..........and you all have the worst days of your life. Drakin, you came Into my home, pissed in the living room, and then stole what was important to it. I will not let this stand. One way or another I'm taking those belts back to my home You also forgot that I messed up your couch.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 16, 2012 13:14:39 GMT -5
Drakin, you came Into my home, pissed in the living room, and then stole what was important to it. I will not let this stand. One way or another I'm taking those belts back to my home You also forgot that I messed up your couch.Drakin I'll kill you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 16, 2012 15:45:36 GMT -5
You also forgot that I messed up your couch. Drakin I'll kill you. Another person saying they are going to be the one that kills me? How cute.....
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Post by Square on Jun 16, 2012 17:32:13 GMT -5
*"Hero" by Pop Evil plays and out comes Seth Drakin in a shirt, jeans, and a trench coast. He has sunglassses and oddly enough, he has what seems like a title belt around his shoulder. It definately is not any of the belts of FAWA as Seth enters the ring and grabs a mic.* I know what you are all wondering. You are all wondering, "What is this awesome belt that I am holding over my shoulders?" Well, I will answer that.
You see.........while I was unsigned by FAWA and some ants decided to come into this company, Ryan and myself decided to take the fight to those little bugs by invading their hometown federation called the 101 Colony. There, we did whatever the hell we wanted and I'll be honest, those little insects did leave me with some bug bites that I needed to get dis-infected.....but less than two months since we got there, Ryan and myself secured 3 points to challenge for their so called Tag Team Titles, which they call their Campeones de Parejas. Now those masked morons in that company didnt make it easy for us as it was a triple threat ladder match, but The Fallen.........we are a resourceful bunch and well, here is the footage.*The monitors plays the closing events from their Rewind After Watching. THE CROWD PLEADS WITH RORSCHACH "DON'T LET GO!" HOLD ON RORSCHACH!!! RORSCHACH DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN - THIS IS FOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO! NO!! HE FALLS TO MAT BELOW!!! RORSCHACH IS DOWN!!! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! SETH'S GOT THE BELTS! DEAR GOD!! COMEDIANT TRIES TO STOP HIM - IT'S TOO LATE!!! DRAKIN FALLS WITH THE TITLES IN HAND!!! SETH'S GOT THE BETLS!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!!! THE FALLEN ARE THE NEW CAMPEONES DE PAREJAS!!!!! After the match, Seth clutches both belts to breast in the ring as the mysterious fans helps Ryan Blood out of the wreckage on the floor Antmare and PagAnt are already being looked at by officials; the WatchAnts are just speechless ComediAnt tries to comfort Rorschach but he's beyond devastated... Seth then meets his partner on the floor with the man who practically handed them the belts - JUST WHO IS THAT?!?! The three men celebrate up the ramp and audience BOOS THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING! That is where the footage ends and we go back to the ring, where Seth is smiling.* You see that kids, that is how the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling gets things done. You want to try and stop us, go right ahead............because in the end, you will fail. And just like I did with this title, I will bring it to whatever show I am booked for.
Now before I go and speak to a private 101 Colony interviewer for their little show while also getting ready to be a special guest referee and decide what is best for the Fallen in FAWA, I would like to add something. You see, I have held it seems every single title in FAWA (or WWCF), but through either crappy partners (Gus....) or because some moron decided that tag teams were no longer needed, I never got to be a tag team champion in this place. So since their are no tag champions in FAWA and Ryan and myself seem to be the only one with tag titles, I am officially declaring Ryan Blood and myself the Real Tag Team Champions of FAWA. *Seth raises his hands in celebration.* Truly is a great honor to bestow upon myself such a great reward for all the hard work and sacrifices I have put into pro wrestling. So thank you very much..........and you all have the worst days of your life. I wonder who on earth that mystery man could be
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 16, 2012 17:33:59 GMT -5
*"Hero" by Pop Evil plays and out comes Seth Drakin in a shirt, jeans, and a trench coast. He has sunglassses and oddly enough, he has what seems like a title belt around his shoulder. It definately is not any of the belts of FAWA as Seth enters the ring and grabs a mic.* I know what you are all wondering. You are all wondering, "What is this awesome belt that I am holding over my shoulders?" Well, I will answer that.
You see.........while I was unsigned by FAWA and some ants decided to come into this company, Ryan and myself decided to take the fight to those little bugs by invading their hometown federation called the 101 Colony. There, we did whatever the hell we wanted and I'll be honest, those little insects did leave me with some bug bites that I needed to get dis-infected.....but less than two months since we got there, Ryan and myself secured 3 points to challenge for their so called Tag Team Titles, which they call their Campeones de Parejas. Now those masked morons in that company didnt make it easy for us as it was a triple threat ladder match, but The Fallen.........we are a resourceful bunch and well, here is the footage.*The monitors plays the closing events from their Rewind After Watching. THE CROWD PLEADS WITH RORSCHACH "DON'T LET GO!" HOLD ON RORSCHACH!!! RORSCHACH DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN - THIS IS FOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO! NO!! HE FALLS TO MAT BELOW!!! RORSCHACH IS DOWN!!! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! SETH'S GOT THE BELTS! DEAR GOD!! COMEDIANT TRIES TO STOP HIM - IT'S TOO LATE!!! DRAKIN FALLS WITH THE TITLES IN HAND!!! SETH'S GOT THE BETLS!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!!! THE FALLEN ARE THE NEW CAMPEONES DE PAREJAS!!!!! After the match, Seth clutches both belts to breast in the ring as the mysterious fans helps Ryan Blood out of the wreckage on the floor Antmare and PagAnt are already being looked at by officials; the WatchAnts are just speechless ComediAnt tries to comfort Rorschach but he's beyond devastated... Seth then meets his partner on the floor with the man who practically handed them the belts - JUST WHO IS THAT?!?! The three men celebrate up the ramp and audience BOOS THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING! That is where the footage ends and we go back to the ring, where Seth is smiling.* You see that kids, that is how the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling gets things done. You want to try and stop us, go right ahead............because in the end, you will fail. And just like I did with this title, I will bring it to whatever show I am booked for.
Now before I go and speak to a private 101 Colony interviewer for their little show while also getting ready to be a special guest referee and decide what is best for the Fallen in FAWA, I would like to add something. You see, I have held it seems every single title in FAWA (or WWCF), but through either crappy partners (Gus....) or because some moron decided that tag teams were no longer needed, I never got to be a tag team champion in this place. So since their are no tag champions in FAWA and Ryan and myself seem to be the only one with tag titles, I am officially declaring Ryan Blood and myself the Real Tag Team Champions of FAWA. *Seth raises his hands in celebration.* Truly is a great honor to bestow upon myself such a great reward for all the hard work and sacrifices I have put into pro wrestling. So thank you very much..........and you all have the worst days of your life. I wonder who on earth that mystery man could be Square cut the sh*t
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Post by hossfan on Jun 16, 2012 18:42:32 GMT -5
Uploaded to YouTube 6/2/12 at 11:23AM Parts Unknown Standard Time by RamenNinja08
*MIA FAWA announcer Jerry Fish is ushered into a large open space. Numerous young women, all of them of Asian descent, are either exercising or practicing various martial arts techniques. In the center of the dojo is a wrestling ring*
Jerry Fish: Man, that underground maze went on forever! I felt like I just lost two weeks of my life going through that.
Ninja #1: It was worse for us. We had to listen to you complain.
Caleb Fourchon: Aheheheheheheheheheheh. True dat, Kimiko.
Jerry Fish: *turning to confront the Cajun big man* Caleb, how can you be so nonchalant about this? We’ve been abducted by ninjas!
Caleb Fourchon *shrugs and eats a noodle from the bowl he’s carrying* Yeah, bein jumped by a bunch of fine smellin gals givin you dere constant attention a real chore. Face it Fish: dis gone bedder den most yer dates.
Elderly, yet Still Robust Voice from Off Camera: You would do well to emulate Fourchon-san’s attitude, Jerry Fish. Remember, even the stone you trip on is part of your destiny.
*There is a cut to where the Elderly, yet Still Robust Voice from Off Camera came from, revealing both Bruno the Wonder Dog and an old man of Japanese descent. He is wearing a black suit, carries a cane with a silver bat’s head at the knob, and wears a mask with long ears attached to it.*
Jerry Fish: That mask. I recognize it. You’re Kamen Koumori!
Kamen Koumori: *bows humbly* It is always a honor to be recognized, Jerry Fish. *speaks in Japanese, and the two women who flank him quickly free Fish from his ropes*
Jerry Fish: Of course I recognize you. You fought Rikidōzan! You founded the JWF! And… you kidnapped me and Caleb. Why?
Kamen Koumori: There are two answers to your question, Jerry Fish. I had Caleb brought to me because I want to train him so that he can once again return to the ring as a professional wrestler. You see, he and I have something in common.
*Removes his mask to reveal a pair of milky white eyes*
Kamen Koumori: We are both without sight.
Caleb Fourchon: Dun Dun Dun!!
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jun 16, 2012 22:33:46 GMT -5
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 16, 2012 23:21:14 GMT -5
*"Hero" by Pop Evil plays and out comes Seth Drakin in a shirt, jeans, and a trench coast. He has sunglassses and oddly enough, he has what seems like a title belt around his shoulder. It definately is not any of the belts of FAWA as Seth enters the ring and grabs a mic.* I know what you are all wondering. You are all wondering, "What is this awesome belt that I am holding over my shoulders?" Well, I will answer that.
You see.........while I was unsigned by FAWA and some ants decided to come into this company, Ryan and myself decided to take the fight to those little bugs by invading their hometown federation called the 101 Colony. There, we did whatever the hell we wanted and I'll be honest, those little insects did leave me with some bug bites that I needed to get dis-infected.....but less than two months since we got there, Ryan and myself secured 3 points to challenge for their so called Tag Team Titles, which they call their Campeones de Parejas. Now those masked morons in that company didnt make it easy for us as it was a triple threat ladder match, but The Fallen.........we are a resourceful bunch and well, here is the footage.*The monitors plays the closing events from their Rewind After Watching. THE CROWD PLEADS WITH RORSCHACH "DON'T LET GO!" HOLD ON RORSCHACH!!! RORSCHACH DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN - THIS IS FOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO! NO!! HE FALLS TO MAT BELOW!!! RORSCHACH IS DOWN!!! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! SETH'S GOT THE BELTS! DEAR GOD!! COMEDIANT TRIES TO STOP HIM - IT'S TOO LATE!!! DRAKIN FALLS WITH THE TITLES IN HAND!!! SETH'S GOT THE BETLS!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!!! THE FALLEN ARE THE NEW CAMPEONES DE PAREJAS!!!!! After the match, Seth clutches both belts to breast in the ring as the mysterious fans helps Ryan Blood out of the wreckage on the floor Antmare and PagAnt are already being looked at by officials; the WatchAnts are just speechless ComediAnt tries to comfort Rorschach but he's beyond devastated... Seth then meets his partner on the floor with the man who practically handed them the belts - JUST WHO IS THAT?!?! The three men celebrate up the ramp and audience BOOS THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING! That is where the footage ends and we go back to the ring, where Seth is smiling.* You see that kids, that is how the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling gets things done. You want to try and stop us, go right ahead............because in the end, you will fail. And just like I did with this title, I will bring it to whatever show I am booked for.
Now before I go and speak to a private 101 Colony interviewer for their little show while also getting ready to be a special guest referee and decide what is best for the Fallen in FAWA, I would like to add something. You see, I have held it seems every single title in FAWA (or WWCF), but through either crappy partners (Gus....) or because some moron decided that tag teams were no longer needed, I never got to be a tag team champion in this place. So since their are no tag champions in FAWA and Ryan and myself seem to be the only one with tag titles, I am officially declaring Ryan Blood and myself the Real Tag Team Champions of FAWA. *Seth raises his hands in celebration.* Truly is a great honor to bestow upon myself such a great reward for all the hard work and sacrifices I have put into pro wrestling. So thank you very much..........and you all have the worst days of your life.*MWC holds up the real FAWA World Tag Team Championships.* Actually, you forgot to see if these were still backstage in storage, and since Castle and Vokoun haven't defended them in forever, I decided to fill their vacancy. So no, Cornish Game Hen, you and Renee are NOT FAWA tag champs. I am, and so is my chosen partner, which is for me to know and for you to wish you DIDN'T find out.
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but Ghost Ant, all you and the other ants have to do is say the word and you'll have backup.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 17, 2012 2:52:44 GMT -5
So now you're just making things up? You neer challenged me and even if you did , Uh , I don't book this company. So you're compliment would be with the guy. I'm not a coward , I'll fight anyone who is put in front of me. Also congratulations on "knowing" taekowndo. What exactly is your rank though? You didn't mention that did you , White Belt? Also , There's a difference between stupid and just so bad ass you don't f*** with him. Take for instance My Idol Mike Tyson. Biting of someone's ear is not stupid when the punk's ear you bit off has been going low on you all night.
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH.
Blood, you better hope that you lose to Castle, because if you don't, my brother will have a world title shot ready to cash in on you, and there's nothing that anyone will be able to do to stop him from becoming champion at YOUR expense.
As for you... whoever you are, if you somehow don't end up with the pink slip, you better show up in the ring and not be all talk the NiteRaw after Summerfest, because otherwise, I'm dragging you to the ring myself, and you don't want that. Bah and batshit says I!
If anyone is going to knock the stupid out of Potato, it's gonna be me. That asshat has done nothing but mock me and try to belittle my title reign since he was stupid enough to get disqualified, and I'm getting my revenge.
I got no problems with you Coventry, but this is mine. I'll put the TV Title, my job, whatever it takes. But this motherf***er is going to fall at the hands of Michael Hayden, THE Champion of Television, and nothing is going to stop that from happening.
You hear me Potato? You understand what's happening? For once, someone is calling YOU out. And unlike you and your bullshit challenges, I'll make good on mine.
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Post by hossfan on Jun 17, 2012 9:34:40 GMT -5
Uploaded to YouTube 6/2/12 at 11:23AM Parts Unknown Standard Time by RamenNinja08*MIA FAWA announcer Jerry Fish is ushered into a large open space. Numerous young women, all of them of Asian descent, are either exercising or practicing various martial arts techniques. In the center of the dojo is a wrestling ring* Jerry Fish: Man, that underground maze went on forever! I felt like I just lost two weeks of my life going through that.Ninja #1: It was worse for us. We had to listen to you complain.Caleb Fourchon: Aheheheheheheheheheheh. True dat, Kimiko.Jerry Fish: *turning to confront the Cajun big man* Caleb, how can you be so nonchalant about this? We’ve been abducted by ninjas!Caleb Fourchon *shrugs and eats a noodle from the bowl he’s carrying* Yeah, bein jumped by a bunch of fine smellin gals givin you dere constant attention a real chore. Face it Fish: dis gone bedder den most yer dates.Elderly, yet Still Robust Voice from Off Camera: You would do well to emulate Fourchon-san’s attitude, Jerry Fish. Remember, even the stone you trip on is part of your destiny.
*There is a cut to where the Elderly, yet Still Robust Voice from Off Camera came from, revealing both Bruno the Wonder Dog and an old man of Japanese descent. He is wearing a black suit, carries a cane with a silver bat’s head at the knob, and wears a mask with long ears attached to it.* Jerry Fish: That mask. I recognize it. You’re Kamen Koumori!Kamen Koumori: *bows humbly* It is always a honor to be recognized, Jerry Fish. *speaks in Japanese, and the two women who flank him quickly free Fish from his ropes* Jerry Fish: Of course I recognize you. You fought Rikidōzan! You founded the JWF! And… you kidnapped me and Caleb. Why?Kamen Koumori: There are two answers to your question, Jerry Fish. I had Caleb brought to me because I want to train him so that he can once again return to the ring as a professional wrestler. You see, he and I have something in common.*Removes his mask to reveal a pair of milky white eyes* Kamen Koumori: We are both without sight.Caleb Fourchon: Dun Dun Dun!! Uploaded to YouTube 6/2/12 at 1:14PM Parts Unknown Standard Time by RamenNinja08Jerry Fish: You’re blind?Kamen Koumori *nodding before putting his mask back on*: Yes, since birth. However, as a child I was taken in by a society of similarly afflicted monks who trained me to develop my other senses to compensate. I learned the sacred art of Hibiku Taijutsu, using ambient sounds to discern the location of objects in my environment. It was with these skills I became a professional wrestler, though I never revealed my secret out of fear my opponents would use it against me.Jerry Fish: Forgive me, sir, but I find this all hard to believe. It’s too fantastic!Ninja #1 (Kimiko): Too fantastic? The main event of your upcoming Summerfest Pay Per View features one wrestler who is the son of wizards and another who is a perfect copy of a comic book character.Caleb Fourchon: Yeah. De Punisher. Rippin off dem funny books is stoopid way to git a gimmick.*long pause as all the other participants in the conversation shift uncomfortably* Kamen Koumori: After I was forced to retire due to infirmity, I searched throughout the world to find another wrestler to pass down the knowledge of Hibiku Taijutsu. My network of pop star ninjas *gestures at the assembled young women* finally discovered such a man, one who was blinded by his opponent while competing.Caleb Fourchon: Dat me.Kamen Koumori: When I learned that this man was not willing to give up his dream of wrestling despite his injury, I sent my most trusted agent *reaches down to pat Bruno the Wonder Dog on the head* to discern whether or not Fourchon-san had the true heart of a warrior. It was upon his recommendation that I came to America and revealed myself and my intent.Jerry Fish: Okay, about that. If your goal all along was to help Caleb, why kidnap him from the Parts Unknown Arena Parking Lot? Kamen Koumori: It was part of the test to see if he was worthy, Jerry Fish.Jerry Fish: All right, then what’s my involvement?Kamen Koumori: You are here as a reporter to document Caleb’s progress, to tell his story and prepare the Freaking Awesome Wrestling Alliance for his triumphant return.Jerry Fish: Couldn’t you have just invited me? Sending Bruno to lead me to the noodle shop in JapanTown that serves as the cover for your hidden dojo, then have me drugged and tied up seems needlessly complicated and melodramatic.Kamen Koumori: That was a test too.Jerry Fish: A test?! A ******-******* test?! What’s wrong with you people?Bruno the Wonder Dog: GrrrrrrrCaleb Fourchon: Fish, relax. Boss a wrassler. He always goin do tings de hard way. It showmanship.*Jerry Fish continues to seethe, waving his arms about frantically as his face reddens* Jerry Fish: Bull****! This is crazy! I’m not a wrestler! I’m not a wrestler! I have a degree in Journalism from Northwestern! Why am I constantly being subjected to abuse? It’s not fair, dammit! *Kamen Koumori steps forward and whacks Fish with his cane, knocking him unconscious* Kamen Koumori: Jerry Fish has failed his test. *Everyone nods. Kiriko and the other ninja hoist up Jerry and get ready to drag him away* Caleb Fourchon: Ah figgered he would. Fish ok, but he don’t handle pressure. Kamen Koumori: I see that now. He would have been most unpleasant to deal with, given the amount of time it will require to teach you Hibiku Taijutsu. Caleb Fourchon: Mais yeah! It took a week jest to learn how to use dese. *taps his chopsticks together* Ninja (Kimiko): What are your orders, Master?Kamen Koumori *stroking his chin*: Return Jerry Fish to FAWA. Then, bring me the man I should have considered in the first place. A journalist of the highest magnitude who won’t shy away from a story, but embrace it. Bring me…. Dave Meltzer.Caleb Fourchon: Dun! Dun! Dun!
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Post by Square on Jun 17, 2012 11:10:08 GMT -5
I wonder who on earth that mystery man could be Square cut the sh*t Whatever do you mean?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 17, 2012 17:30:58 GMT -5
One day.......I'm sure that person will come out.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 17, 2012 17:46:09 GMT -5
*"Hero" by Pop Evil plays and out comes Seth Drakin in a shirt, jeans, and a trench coast. He has sunglassses and oddly enough, he has what seems like a title belt around his shoulder. It definately is not any of the belts of FAWA as Seth enters the ring and grabs a mic.* I know what you are all wondering. You are all wondering, "What is this awesome belt that I am holding over my shoulders?" Well, I will answer that.
You see.........while I was unsigned by FAWA and some ants decided to come into this company, Ryan and myself decided to take the fight to those little bugs by invading their hometown federation called the 101 Colony. There, we did whatever the hell we wanted and I'll be honest, those little insects did leave me with some bug bites that I needed to get dis-infected.....but less than two months since we got there, Ryan and myself secured 3 points to challenge for their so called Tag Team Titles, which they call their Campeones de Parejas. Now those masked morons in that company didnt make it easy for us as it was a triple threat ladder match, but The Fallen.........we are a resourceful bunch and well, here is the footage.*The monitors plays the closing events from their Rewind After Watching. THE CROWD PLEADS WITH RORSCHACH "DON'T LET GO!" HOLD ON RORSCHACH!!! RORSCHACH DOES WHATEVER HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN - THIS IS FOR YOUR FAMILY!!! NO! NO!! HE FALLS TO MAT BELOW!!! RORSCHACH IS DOWN!!! NOT LIKE THIS!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!! SETH'S GOT THE BELTS! DEAR GOD!! COMEDIANT TRIES TO STOP HIM - IT'S TOO LATE!!! DRAKIN FALLS WITH THE TITLES IN HAND!!! SETH'S GOT THE BETLS!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!! THE FALLEN WIN!!!! THE FALLEN ARE THE NEW CAMPEONES DE PAREJAS!!!!! After the match, Seth clutches both belts to breast in the ring as the mysterious fans helps Ryan Blood out of the wreckage on the floor Antmare and PagAnt are already being looked at by officials; the WatchAnts are just speechless ComediAnt tries to comfort Rorschach but he's beyond devastated... Seth then meets his partner on the floor with the man who practically handed them the belts - JUST WHO IS THAT?!?! The three men celebrate up the ramp and audience BOOS THEM OUT OF THE BUILDING! That is where the footage ends and we go back to the ring, where Seth is smiling.* You see that kids, that is how the most destructive force in all of professional wrestling gets things done. You want to try and stop us, go right ahead............because in the end, you will fail. And just like I did with this title, I will bring it to whatever show I am booked for.
Now before I go and speak to a private 101 Colony interviewer for their little show while also getting ready to be a special guest referee and decide what is best for the Fallen in FAWA, I would like to add something. You see, I have held it seems every single title in FAWA (or WWCF), but through either crappy partners (Gus....) or because some moron decided that tag teams were no longer needed, I never got to be a tag team champion in this place. So since their are no tag champions in FAWA and Ryan and myself seem to be the only one with tag titles, I am officially declaring Ryan Blood and myself the Real Tag Team Champions of FAWA. *Seth raises his hands in celebration.* Truly is a great honor to bestow upon myself such a great reward for all the hard work and sacrifices I have put into pro wrestling. So thank you very much..........and you all have the worst days of your life.*MWC holds up the real FAWA World Tag Team Championships.* Actually, you forgot to see if these were still backstage in storage, and since Castle and Vokoun haven't defended them in forever, I decided to fill their vacancy. So no, Cornish Game Hen, you and Renee are NOT FAWA tag champs. I am, and so is my chosen partner, which is for me to know and for you to wish you DIDN'T find out.
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but Ghost Ant, all you and the other ants have to do is say the word and you'll have backup.OOC: Literally the day before Seth declared he had the tag titles, we decided on a storyline based on Brawler winning where Jonathan and Sara would claim the belts and declare themselves Tag champions based on a clause in the contract. So that's shot to hell.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 17, 2012 20:22:38 GMT -5
*MWC holds up the real FAWA World Tag Team Championships.* Actually, you forgot to see if these were still backstage in storage, and since Castle and Vokoun haven't defended them in forever, I decided to fill their vacancy. So no, Cornish Game Hen, you and Renee are NOT FAWA tag champs. I am, and so is my chosen partner, which is for me to know and for you to wish you DIDN'T find out.
And I can't believe I'm saying this, but Ghost Ant, all you and the other ants have to do is say the word and you'll have backup.OOC: Literally the day before Seth declared he had the tag titles, we decided on a storyline based on Brawler winning where Jonathan and Sara would claim the belts and declare themselves Tag champions based on a clause in the contract. So that's shot to hell. OOC: I legit did not know that. Trio champs in that event, then?
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