CHIKARA S11 Thread 5: "How to Hatch A Dinosaur"

[Richard]

May 23, 2012 13:17:04 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Ooookay, that was a little weird. Does this mean he's undonning the mask?

*in b4 "keep it on" or Jigsaw comments*

I am thinking it's going to be a new character unveiling. Still have the Egyptian theme but become a god instead of a servant. Maybe Mehen to keep the snake theme.


Plus he seems to have something brewing with the Batiri:
The Batiri ‏@thebatiri
@ophidiancobra are you in for operation D.J.Catfish? We dropped off the info via Griffin as of this morning...

Ophidian The Cobra ‏@ophidiancobra
@thebatiri D.J.Catfish is a Go. Will contact later for mission details.

Ophidian The Cobra ‏@ophidiancobra
@thebatiri @dramaguycjm The gods you worship have already doomed you. We're just joining in on the impending chaos.

[grunt]

Watching The Contaminated Cowl right now, and after a heel "we're better than the cartoonish circus that is Chikara, we're from ROH, and we're gonna take your belts and leave" backstage promo, the Bucks do all their usual acrobatic contrived face spots, play up to the crowd, ask for cheers & claps alongside their theme song, pose, and so on...

Ah, Young Bucks, may you never change...

(very short & underwhelming show, btw)

[Urethra Franklin]

May 23, 2012 22:27:19 GMT -5 Richard said:

May 23, 2012 13:17:04 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Ooookay, that was a little weird. Does this mean he's undonning the mask?

*in b4 "keep it on" or Jigsaw comments*

I am thinking it's going to be a new character unveiling. Still have the Egyptian theme but become a god instead of a servant. Maybe Mehen to keep the snake theme.


Plus he seems to have something brewing with the Batiri:
The Batiri ‏@thebatiri
@ophidiancobra are you in for operation D.J.Catfish? We dropped off the info via Griffin as of this morning...

Ophidian The Cobra ‏@ophidiancobra
@thebatiri D.J.Catfish is a Go. Will contact later for mission details.

Ophidian The Cobra ‏@ophidiancobra
@thebatiri @dramaguycjm The gods you worship have already doomed you. We're just joining in on the impending chaos.

Maybe it's just a new mask?

[Loki-A-Go-Go!]

For the ippv

[Steveweiser]

There will be one quarter final each for the shows in June and July - the first two are confirmed for Strathroy and Syracuse, and like last year, they'll be four ways.

[Steveweiser]

[Steveweiser]

Here's the Throwbacks in free action from Beyond Wrestling, as they take on the Washington Bullets of Jon Williams and Trey Williams.

[mjolnir]

Oh god...Kingston was doing the Edwards/Richards throat cut & point pose in that video!

Quick, somebody do something, the Borg/Dalek collective of Strong/Richards/Edwards is assimilating him into them!

[Talent Name]

May 24, 2012 8:26:54 GMT -5 mjolnir said:

Oh god...Kingston was doing the Edwards/Richards throat cut & point pose in that video!

Quick, somebody do something, the Borg/Dalek collective of Strong/Richards/Edwards is assimilating him into them!

More like an fusion dance gone wrong

[mjolnir]

Spoilers, guys! I got a pic of the new gear Kingston's going to be wearing for the iPPV!

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}

[JoDaNa1281]

New show added

"Deep Freeze"
Saturday, October 6th
Piedmont, AL

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

May 25, 2012 7:11:07 GMT -5 JoDaNa1281 said:

New show added

"Deep Freeze"
Saturday, October 6th
Piedmont, AL

Oh, you're kidding me. They FINALLY have a show near where I used to live? An hour's drive west. Granted, I live in Chicago now, and they get MUCH closer(though the last show was at Chicago Ridge, which is JUST far away enough to inconvenience a non-driver), but c'mon, really?

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

New blog from Veronica...

5/25/2012: I returned home one day from the Majorette Academy in downtown Philly and heard my grandma’s demanding voice on the phone: “Veronica Marie Ticklefeather, march your 6’1” behind to my house now!”

I saw her standing with a huge wet wash cloth when I entered her home. “I want to talk to the Veronica I raised as a child. You talk to me as a lady, not a hussy!”, as she wipes off all my make-up off. Purple and glitter everywhere! Once she was satisfied, she sat me down on the couch like so many times before, staring at me with those dark brown, truthful eyes. She gripped the now-dirty wash cloth as she began:

“Ms. Conflicted huh? Ms. I-don’t-know-what-do, Ms. Should-I-go-with-him-or-him. What is wrong with you, child?!?!"

“Ha Ha! Oh Ve-Ve, you are me. Boys chased after me, hung outside my house to glance at me, held my books when walking me home from school. They'd get into fist fights over who would hold my umbrella! I dated Thomas McNalley, the top boxer in Philly at the time. He came from a well-to-do family in Kensington and my daddy raved about this boy. Oh sweet child, he resembled your Mr. Touchdown in every way imaginable except Thomas had green eyes and red hair. So pale, he burned in the sun like an egg on a pavement."

“I ended up working as one of the ring girls because I wasn’t allowed to box. I could’ve knocked some of those boys out. Well, I did when they got fresh with me. Daddy didn’t want me to disfigure my gorgeous face because ‘girls have no place in the ring'!"



“Your Grandpa Alex, he cleaned up the spit buckets. Those bozos would ‘kid’ when asking him if he wanted to play cowboys and Indians with them or making a headdress out of paper feathers. ‘Half breed boy sure got a quick hand’ as one of the promoters noticed. We would become friends but, he was so heartbroken when he heard that I was marrying Thomas."

“He demanded to fight Thomas for my hand in marriage! All of Philly watched as your grandpa got knocked out by Thomas and lost some teeth. When he awoke, he stared into my eyes. ‘Maria, I love you.’ I knew that he loved ME, not my beauty, just ME."

“Ve-Ve, you may be fussing about Archie’s knucklehead gestures. But all he wants is you. I see that desperation in his eyes.”

Her words made sense; but, they didn’t. What if I’m just an object? Am I just some kind of trophy?

Philly is my hometown. Where my parents and grandparents raised me to be an independent, loving woman. Where I kissed the dirt, drank arctic splashes with friends, started trouble with the idiots from other neighborhoods. Where the boys love me, and the girls wish they were me.

Now, I have to make a choice. I have to decide what really matters. Winning a match is not the same as winning my heart.


VERONICA

[Steveweiser]

[Steveweiser]

This week's Veda Scott preview features a Tim Donst promo.

[Djm Doesn't Find You Funny]

May 25, 2012 7:21:04 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

New blog from Veronica...

5/25/2012: I returned home one day from the Majorette Academy in downtown Philly and heard my grandma’s demanding voice on the phone: “Veronica Marie Ticklefeather, march your 6’1” behind to my house now!”

I saw her standing with a huge wet wash cloth when I entered her home. “I want to talk to the Veronica I raised as a child. You talk to me as a lady, not a hussy!”, as she wipes off all my make-up off. Purple and glitter everywhere! Once she was satisfied, she sat me down on the couch like so many times before, staring at me with those dark brown, truthful eyes. She gripped the now-dirty wash cloth as she began:

“Ms. Conflicted huh? Ms. I-don’t-know-what-do, Ms. Should-I-go-with-him-or-him. What is wrong with you, child?!?!"

“Ha Ha! Oh Ve-Ve, you are me. Boys chased after me, hung outside my house to glance at me, held my books when walking me home from school. They'd get into fist fights over who would hold my umbrella! I dated Thomas McNalley, the top boxer in Philly at the time. He came from a well-to-do family in Kensington and my daddy raved about this boy. Oh sweet child, he resembled your Mr. Touchdown in every way imaginable except Thomas had green eyes and red hair. So pale, he burned in the sun like an egg on a pavement."

“I ended up working as one of the ring girls because I wasn’t allowed to box. I could’ve knocked some of those boys out. Well, I did when they got fresh with me. Daddy didn’t want me to disfigure my gorgeous face because ‘girls have no place in the ring'!"



“Your Grandpa Alex, he cleaned up the spit buckets. Those bozos would ‘kid’ when asking him if he wanted to play cowboys and Indians with them or making a headdress out of paper feathers. ‘Half breed boy sure got a quick hand’ as one of the promoters noticed. We would become friends but, he was so heartbroken when he heard that I was marrying Thomas."

“He demanded to fight Thomas for my hand in marriage! All of Philly watched as your grandpa got knocked out by Thomas and lost some teeth. When he awoke, he stared into my eyes. ‘Maria, I love you.’ I knew that he loved ME, not my beauty, just ME."

“Ve-Ve, you may be fussing about Archie’s knucklehead gestures. But all he wants is you. I see that desperation in his eyes.”

Her words made sense; but, they didn’t. What if I’m just an object? Am I just some kind of trophy?

Philly is my hometown. Where my parents and grandparents raised me to be an independent, loving woman. Where I kissed the dirt, drank arctic splashes with friends, started trouble with the idiots from other neighborhoods. Where the boys love me, and the girls wish they were me.

Now, I have to make a choice. I have to decide what really matters. Winning a match is not the same as winning my heart.


VERONICA

I wonder if anyone will say anything about this, because it's getting a bit soap-opera-ish now.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

May 25, 2012 12:45:49 GMT -5 Djm Doesn't Find You Funny said:

May 25, 2012 7:21:04 GMT -5 EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese said:

New blog from Veronica...

5/25/2012: I returned home one day from the Majorette Academy in downtown Philly and heard my grandma’s demanding voice on the phone: “Veronica Marie Ticklefeather, march your 6’1” behind to my house now!”

I saw her standing with a huge wet wash cloth when I entered her home. “I want to talk to the Veronica I raised as a child. You talk to me as a lady, not a hussy!”, as she wipes off all my make-up off. Purple and glitter everywhere! Once she was satisfied, she sat me down on the couch like so many times before, staring at me with those dark brown, truthful eyes. She gripped the now-dirty wash cloth as she began:

“Ms. Conflicted huh? Ms. I-don’t-know-what-do, Ms. Should-I-go-with-him-or-him. What is wrong with you, child?!?!"

“Ha Ha! Oh Ve-Ve, you are me. Boys chased after me, hung outside my house to glance at me, held my books when walking me home from school. They'd get into fist fights over who would hold my umbrella! I dated Thomas McNalley, the top boxer in Philly at the time. He came from a well-to-do family in Kensington and my daddy raved about this boy. Oh sweet child, he resembled your Mr. Touchdown in every way imaginable except Thomas had green eyes and red hair. So pale, he burned in the sun like an egg on a pavement."

“I ended up working as one of the ring girls because I wasn’t allowed to box. I could’ve knocked some of those boys out. Well, I did when they got fresh with me. Daddy didn’t want me to disfigure my gorgeous face because ‘girls have no place in the ring'!"



“Your Grandpa Alex, he cleaned up the spit buckets. Those bozos would ‘kid’ when asking him if he wanted to play cowboys and Indians with them or making a headdress out of paper feathers. ‘Half breed boy sure got a quick hand’ as one of the promoters noticed. We would become friends but, he was so heartbroken when he heard that I was marrying Thomas."

“He demanded to fight Thomas for my hand in marriage! All of Philly watched as your grandpa got knocked out by Thomas and lost some teeth. When he awoke, he stared into my eyes. ‘Maria, I love you.’ I knew that he loved ME, not my beauty, just ME."

“Ve-Ve, you may be fussing about Archie’s knucklehead gestures. But all he wants is you. I see that desperation in his eyes.”

Her words made sense; but, they didn’t. What if I’m just an object? Am I just some kind of trophy?

Philly is my hometown. Where my parents and grandparents raised me to be an independent, loving woman. Where I kissed the dirt, drank arctic splashes with friends, started trouble with the idiots from other neighborhoods. Where the boys love me, and the girls wish they were me.

Now, I have to make a choice. I have to decide what really matters. Winning a match is not the same as winning my heart.


VERONICA

I wonder if anyone will say anything about this, because it's getting a bit soap-opera-ish now.

I'll be honest, I'm a little tuned out of this storyline, because I don't get the appeal of Mixed Martial Archie. I mean, I'm sure it's entertaining to some, and I'm glad the character's getting attention, but I wish they'd not given up on the "band leader" thing so quickly.

[Ultimo Chocula]

I'm ok with the storyline, it's a nice alternative to the "Chikara vs GEKIDO Spins It Wheels Another Month" angle. My only beef is that my favorite person in this whole affair, Dasher, is a 4th wheel.

[Richard]

May 25, 2012 13:32:29 GMT -5 Ultimo Chocula said:

I'm ok with the storyline, it's a nice alternative to the "Chikara vs GEKIDO Spins It Wheels Another Month" angle. My only beef is that my favorite person in this whole affair, Dasher, is a 4th wheel.

They've been building tension between Dasher and TD at the last few events with TD cheating to win and Dasher not liking it. With Sugar talking about it on Twitter and seeming to return in a month I think it'll come to a head soon.

[Ultimo Chocula]

May 25, 2012 13:36:41 GMT -5 Richard said:

May 25, 2012 13:32:29 GMT -5 Ultimo Chocula said:

I'm ok with the storyline, it's a nice alternative to the "Chikara vs GEKIDO Spins It Wheels Another Month" angle. My only beef is that my favorite person in this whole affair, Dasher, is a 4th wheel.

They've been building tension between Dasher and TD at the last few events with TD cheating to win and Dasher not liking it. With Sugar talking about it on Twitter and seeming to return in a month I think it'll come to a head soon.

Hold on. Sugar's coming back? *Fist pumps*