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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 14, 2013 16:15:07 GMT -5
Woo! I am the tag team champions! ...Well, I write for them but you get the idea. The TNA World Tag Team Championships Of The World are my first title since returning to both WWE: FAN and TNA: FAN so I will try to do a decent job with them.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 15, 2013 1:29:53 GMT -5
Excellent to hear, Mikey. I look forward to seeing what you do with them.
I haven't confirmed it with Jono yet, but I think we should postpone this week's Impact to Wednesday. Two days isn't really enough time to recover from a pay per view. So if nobody objects I say we shoot for then to have the next show.
I'll try and have the card up tomorrow.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 2:01:03 GMT -5
I Tag Rule Mike Knox to Luke Gallows
As for DJ RED, I still need a confirmation for something I asked JoNo
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 15, 2013 23:04:48 GMT -5
Kid Kash and Sam Shaw vs Christian York and Alex Silva Samoa Joe vs (Joe must compete or he will be fired) Bobby Roode and Hernandez vs Mark LoMonaco and D'Angelo Dinero Kurt Angle and Abyss vs Kenny King and KCW Mickie James and Madison Rayne vs Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde(Number One Contendership for the TNA Women's Tag Titles) Alex Shelley vs Jeff Hardy Here's the preliminary card for tomorrow's show. If we have to we can postpone it to give everybody time to get some promos done, but I really hate to do that. I don't want to fall back into old habits again.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 15, 2013 23:13:56 GMT -5
Kid Kash and Sam Shaw vs Christian York and Alex Silva Samoa Joe vs (Joe must compete or he will be fired) Bobby Roode and Hernandez vs Mark LoMonaco and D'Angelo Dinero Kurt Angle and Abyss vs Kenny King and KCW Mickie James and Madison Rayne vs Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde(Number One Contendership for the TNA Women's Tag Titles) Alex Shelley vs Jeff Hardy Here's the preliminary card for tomorrow's show. If we have to we can postpone it to give everybody time to get some promos done, but I really hate to do that. I don't want to fall back into old habits again. That's the card. The show is on Wednesday.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 15, 2013 23:16:17 GMT -5
Are you going to run this one, Jono?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2013 17:15:41 GMT -5
Are you going to run this one, Jono? You'll have to start if I don't make it back.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 17:48:07 GMT -5
Alright, I'm working on the first half of the show right now. I'll be ready to start in an hour or so.
Just as a heads up though this will be a pretty slapped together show.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 19:08:24 GMT -5
Right now I only have two promos for the show. Understandable since we are just coming off of Final Resolution, but it is going to make for a barren show.
I'll give everybody one more hour though to get everything ready. I still need to write the last few sections. Anybody who has sent their promo to Jono should send it to me as well just to be safe.
So yes, Impact in one hour.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:03:21 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you once again to Impact! This past weekend we saw one of the most historic shows in the history of TNA as we crowned not one, not two, but three new champions!
That's right, but that's not the only thing that happened! You see Hermie Saddleass, as he's known, is no more! That's right, he's outta here, gonezo, been wished well in his future endeavours!
I miss him already...
Too bad, Mike. You're stuck with me now. So you better get used to me carrying you throughout this broadcast.
Not to worry, I've carried my share of dead weight before. Now moving on we have six great matches planned for you all tonight. Including our main event featuring the new TNA World Champion in action as Alex Shelley goes one on one with the Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy! That's sure to be a hell of a match up!
Not only that, but we'll also be deciding the new number one contenders for TNA Women's Tag Titles. The Beautiful People have been cleared for return in the coming weeks so they can finally stop sitting on their tight toned asses at home and actually earn their pay! The question is who will face them: the established team of Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde or the double trouble duo of Mickie James and Madison Rayne?
All that and more tonight here on Impact! ----------------------
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, they are the new TNA World Tag Team Champions, Kid Kash and Sam Shaw!
WE DID IT! WE ACTUALLY DID IT! WE'RE THE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
You'll have to excuse Shaw. He's been like that since Sunday.
Congratulations to the both of you.
WOO! YEAH! VICTORY CELEBRATION PART TWO TONIGHT!
Woah man. Take it easy. We've got a match tonight and I don't want our first match out of the gate as champions to be a lost because you got too excited.
Sorry, sorry. I'm good.
Tonight, the two of you will be taking on Christian York and Alex Silva. Your thoughts heading into this one?
Well from what I can see, they're not too different from ourselves.
How'd you figure?
Christian York is an experienced wrestler but hasn't really achieved as much as he hoped to do so. Now that he's in TNA, he's looking to make up for lost time. Alex Silva is a young rookie who wants to make a name for himself and figures that TNA is the best stage to do it. On paper, that sounds a lot like us.
Hmm, maybe you're on to something there. I can probably handle York if you take care of Silva.
Sounds like a plan to me. Are we done here then? Obviously we want to win tonight but I don't think either of us has any real beef with York or Silva so we've not got too much to say there.
Just hold on a minute or two Shaw.
Why, what's up?
We are the TNA World Tag Team Champions, something to be damn proud of but it seems as of late, the tag team division here hasn't been getting the focus it deserves. After all, there's no more Beer Money, no more Team 3D. I'm pretty sure the Machine Guns are done too. The division isn't in total disarray but it could do with some work. That's why I want to say that as long as we're the tag team champions, we're gonna face anyone who comes our way. Whether you've been teaming ten years or you've never teamed at all, whether you're from TNA, Japan, Mexico, England, India, Canada, Russia, anywhere. It don't matter to us. We'll take on any team... any time. You with me Shaw?
...Damn right I'm with you.
It starts tonight. Silva, York, we'll see you gentlemen in the ring.
(First match in five minutes.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:10:36 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Currently in the ring, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, respectively from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, and Fairfax, Virginia, Alex Silva and Christian York!
What a wacky team this is.
York and Silva are kind of like their opponents here tonight: a veteran whose had plenty of experience in the business and a rookie looking to make his mark. We'll see if these two have the same chemistry however.
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 432 pounds, respectively from Johnson City, Tennesee and Jacksonville Beach, Florida, they are the NEW TNA Tag Team Champions, Kid Kash and Sam Shaw!
And here come the new champions! Kash and Shaw pulled out a major upset this weekend when they unseated the dominant Magnus and Doug Williams! It's amazing how these two have come out of nowhere and had such great success!
Some combinations are just designed perfectly for one another, I suppose. I'll admit when I first saw Shaw I thought "well this guy won't last long" but he's really surprised me! Though I attribute a good deal of that to Kash's wisdom.
Kash and Shaw are here tonight to prove that victory wasn't a fluke. So let's see if they can do just that.
Kid Kash and Sam Shaw vs Alex Silva and Christian York 5 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:12:09 GMT -5
And yes, I like Spartan's idea of cutting matches against non-takens to five minutes so figured I'd give it a try as well.
So Kash puts Silva through a Kash Course!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 16, 2013 20:14:47 GMT -5
Kash with a Kash grab.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:15:59 GMT -5
Shaw takes York to the outside with a dropkick, sending him tumbling over! This leaves Silva prone in the ring as he rises. Kash immediately hefts him up for the Dead Level as Shaw ascends the top rope, leaping off for the Point Break! The leg drops across as Kash drives Silva down, laying him down and out! Kash hooks the leg!
1!
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JB: Here are your winners... Kid Kash and Sam Shaw!
And that'll do it! Kash and Shaw make quick work of their opponents tonight! Anybody who thought these two weren't the real deal before may have just been convinced!
I'll give them credit since they put these two away, but Silva and York aren't exactly an established team. These two really want to impress me I'd like to see them do that to a group like Morgan and Devon or Roode and Hernandez!
A fair point. I imagine in the future they'll get that opportunity without a doubt. For now though I've just got word that Eric Bischoff is on his way to make an announcement!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:18:42 GMT -5
We fade in to the Impact Zone where Eric Bischoff is standing in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand.
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Eric Bischoff. I assume most of you probably figured that out at this point though.
Tonight I welcome you to the TNA of 2013! This year we are in store for some major changes in this promotion. New stars shall rise such as Joey Ryan, Zema Ion, and Alex Shelley. Old stars shall continue to push themselves such as Kurt Angle, Sting, and Eric Young. And all in all we will all do everything that we can to ensure that this year is the best yet!
However... in order to do that we have everybody on board. That's why tonight I have some business to take care of. Ric is busy with a meeting with TNA officials so I decided I would take it upon myself.
So without further ado... Samoa Joe! Get out here right now!
Well Joe, I have but one question to ask right now: what the hell are you doing in TNA? Why does it seem like you've given up? Not only did you get yourself disqualified multiple times, but last week against Mark LoMonaco you simply walked to the back! What in god's name are you thinking?!
Do you think that we're going to continue to let you coast throughout your career like this?! TNA is not some sort of tropical vacation where you get to relax and do whatever you want. If you are going to stay with this company then I expect you to show me a damn good reason why we should keep you around!
Why? Well, why don't you ask Hulk Hogan, or Ric Flair, "Why?" I'm only doing what they did then, and only because I can. Your company didn't care much until now, why then? Why do you care? Is it that you're such a sad, pathetic shell of a man, who has gone in positions of power far greater than this before? WCW, which you nearly bought, selling out to Vince, becoming RAW GM, does that bother you? No? Well, it should. Because Eric, that's why you're standing here right now, and that's why I won't do a thing.
So... that's how it's going to be, eh? Well Joe. Tonight we're going to make up for all those "matches" of yours. Because tonight... you are running the gauntlet!
You want to keep getting a paycheck from Easy E? Well bud, this ain't WCW anymore. I'm not just gonna cut you a check because you showed up.
So tonight you'll be facing... Phil Shatter, Frankie Kazarian, Matt Morgan, and... Austin Aries! That's four matches in one which should make up for all the ones you threw. I don't expect you to win, Joe, but I do expect you to compete. If you even think of getting yourself disqualified or counted out I won't hesitate to terminate your contract!
And not only that, but I will sue you for breach of contract! You are employed to wrestle. Therefore if you refuse to do so then I will have no choice but to seek legal action.[/color]
What?! Dammit, no! You're not doing this to me, Bischoff, you hack. I could make the same money on the indie's, twice, thrice as much in the WWE, and you think you can do this to ME?! YOU SACK OF s***, HOW DARE YOU?! I AM SAMOA JOE, NOT f***ING JEY NOBODY, THE FLYING WCW JOBBER. f*** YOU.
*Joe Exits the ring, and walks up the ramp.*
Alright, fine. You have one week to get ready. But next week you better be ready to give these fans what they paid to see! Either that or get your lawyer on the phone. Because either way you're in for a fight very soon.
Did you hear that?! A gauntlet match next week?! What is Bischoff thinking?
Personally I can't disagree with that course of action. Joe hasn't really been giving his best effort recently so he definitely needs something to kick him back into gear. But the question is will this do the trick?
If by do the trick you mean piss Joe off than by cracky you're right!
By cracky?
Well moving on we've got more tag team action coming up next. Don't go away!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:21:19 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
JB: And his tag team partner, from Hell's Kitchen, New York, weighing in at 329 pounds, Mark LoMonaco!
Tonight seems to be the night of bizarre tag teams. And this next one is definitely strange. Both D'Angelo and LoMonaco haven't really been lighting the world on fire recently.
So they've decided to try their hand in the tag team division. Not the first time that's happened. If you can't get it done alone than it's not a bad idea to try it with a partner at your side.
JB: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 525 pounds, respectively from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and Houston, Texas, Bobby Roode and Hernandez!
Roode has been hanging back in the shadows recently. But for a few months he and Hernandez have been trying their best to strike it rich in the tag team scene. Tonight they are looking to put their name on the ballot in regards to potential contenders.
And why shouldn't be in the mix? Roode is one of the most talented guys on the roster and Hernandez is a straight up beast! I could see these two giving Shaw and Kash a run for their money easy!
Bobby Roode and Hernandez vs Mark LoMonaco and D'Dangelo Dinero 5 minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 16, 2013 20:21:49 GMT -5
Didn't Dinero leave TNA?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:25:07 GMT -5
You'll see when the finish is posted. And Roode and Hernandez with a Roode Rider.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 16, 2013 20:26:08 GMT -5
Roode with a Rude Awakening.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:27:03 GMT -5
Hernandez hefts Pope up, launching him half-way across the ring with a Crackerjack suplex! He then grabs the rising Dinero and holds him high overhead, Roode tagging himself in as Hernandez charges across the ring and plants him with an Oklahoma Slam! Roode than takes over, yanking D'Angelo to his feet and tossing him back with the Payoff! He bridges for the pin!
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Mark looks to break it up, but thinks better of it and instead drops off the apron.
3!
JB: Here are your winners, Bobby Roode and Hernandez!
Another quick match here tonight as Roode and Hernandez have knocked off this pairing!
But wait a second... I don't think these two are done yet.
D'Angelo struggles to his feet, Hernandez and Roode standing between him. Roode makes a throat slashing motion as Hernandez grabs him in mid-rise, hefting him up onto his shoulders and launching him through the air with a Border Toss! D'Angelo crashes with a thud, flopping to the canvas. Roode meanwhile slides to the outside, grabbing a steel chair. He slides back in and places it around D'Angelo's throat, climbing to the top rop. Hernandez holds him over his knee as Roode leaps off, dropping the leg across! Pope drops to the canvas, grasping his neck in pain as he convulses on the canvas!
OH MY GOD! What the hell are they doing?!
Geez... they may have just broken Pope's neck!
To think that Roode used to be aligned with this guy and he still has the gall to do this to him!
EMTs pour out from the back, Pope laying motionless on the mat as they enter. Hernandez and Roode simply look on at their handiwork, Bobby especially smug about it. He and Hernandez exit the ring, heading to the back as the crowd boos their heads off at them.
This is just sick... just sick! Roode has no regard for other human beings!
I hate to say it, Tenay, but we may have seen the end of D'Angelo Dinero's TNA career.
The EMTs carry Pope off to the back, the man still motionless as they cart him off.
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