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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:29:20 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen... during the break D'Angelo Dinero was attended to by medical officials. It was ruled that he may never compete in this company ever again.
We don't have an official diagnosis, but doctors are saying that it isn't good. We're sorry that you had to witness those vile actions.
Roode is a ruthless man. He doesn't care about his opponents. And honestly, I don't have a problem with that. But... this is the most ruthless I've seen the guy in a long while.
Well... let's move on. There's no point dwelling on things for too long. Folks, we have tag team action coming up next as The Television Champion teams with Kenny King to face Abyss and Kurt Angle. This should be a good one. Let's head to Kenny King who is standing by backstage. ---------------------
We cut backstage to Kenny King.
You would think the Impact zone would be getting sick of being wrong so many times by now. When I walked into No Resolution on Sunday, the only people who gave me a chance where Simon Diamond and myself. Nobody else thought I could do it, nobody believed that I could beat the great Kurt Angle and what happened? I made him bow down to the King! Apparently Kurt didn't think I gave him enough of a beating though so tonight, we're apart of a tag team match. KCW and I against Angle and Abyss. Now KCW and I aren't friends by any means but we're both smart enough to realize that for the sake of one night working together, we'll put our differences aside for now. As far as Angle goes, the record is Kenny King 1 Kurt Angle 0 and I fully intend on making that 2-0 tonight. It's not 1996 anymore and this isn't the Olympics. It's not 2000 where you're winning every title in sight. It's not... hell, I can't even remember the last time you won a world title, it's been that long. I ain't scared of Abyss either. Big guy like that walking around a mask, looking all shades of ridiculous. 2013 is the year that TNA finally releases that the future lies with the young bright talent, not the stars of yesteryear. 2013 will be the year of the King. It started at No Resolution, it continues tonight and baby, it's never gonna stop.
(Next match in five minutes.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:33:30 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 230 pounds, Kenny King!
JB: And accompanied to the ring by Godderz, from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 216 pounds, he is the TNA Television Champion, KCW!
Two winners right here, Mike! At Final Resolution these fabulous beings defeated their opponents here tonight! Not only that, but Kenny helped me secure my employment!
...I'll have to thank him for that one. But you do make a solid point. King and KCW did come out on the winning end. Tonight they seek to do the same thing.
JB: And their opponents, first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 350 pounds, Abyss!
JB: And his tag team partner, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 240 pounds, Kurt Angle!
Now this team is one that should be able to get things done. The pure power and brutality of the monster and the technical prowess and resilience of the olympic gold medalist. This pair should give their opponents tonight a real fight!
They just might, but against their opponents here tonight they've got their work cut out for them. As talented as they might be Kenny and K have got em beat in spades!
Kurt Angle and Abyss vs KCW and Kenny King 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:37:25 GMT -5
Well Kenny promoed so Kenny King with a King-a-Ding-Ding!
I don't know what that is.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 16, 2013 20:38:19 GMT -5
Kenny King with the King (Boston) Crab.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:43:54 GMT -5
Kurt Angle grabs Kenny King from behind, powering him overhead and driving him with a german suplex... followed by another... and another! He pulls the straps down and looks for the ankle lock!
KCW however runs interference, charging in and nailing Angle with a dropkick! He looks down at him with a smirk, turning around only to be whipped off the ropes, Abyss depositing him with a Black Hole Slam!
Angle rises to his feet, grabbing Kenny only to recieve a a thumb to the eye! Angle stumbles back as Kenny sets him up, dropping him down with the Coronation! He drops down for the cover!
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JB: Here are your winners, Kenny King and KCW!
A huge win by the rising young star, Kenny King! Once again Angle finds himself on the losing end against this kid.
By hook or by crook Kenny will do whatever it takes to stand at the top of this company. But something tells me Angle won't let him get away with it forever.
Moving on, next up we have a match with title connotations. It's James and Rayne vs Crank and Wilde. Who will come out on top to challenge the Beautiful People?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:47:59 GMT -5
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! The winners will become the number one contenders to the TNA Women's Tag Team Titles!
JB: Introducing first, respectively from Richmond, Virginia and Seattle, Washington, Mickie James and Madison Rayne!
This past weekend James failed to unseat Brooke Adams for the TNA Women's title. But that has not softened her resolve. James has been on a mission to take those titles from the Beautiful People for awhile now and she won't stop until she's taken them.
That Mickie is one determined woman. That's what I like about her. No matter what she won't take no for an answer!
Well you can't question her commitment... that's for sure. As for her methods....
JB: And their opponents, respectively from Modesto, California, and Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde!
Taylor and Wilde are two time champions and they seek to make it three soon enough! If they can knock off James and Rayne then they must just get that opportunity!
But it won't be easy. Rayne and James are two mean chicks who don't take no for answer. If they want that shot then they are going to have to fight tooth and nail for it!
Mickie James and Madison Rayne vs Melanie Crank and Taylor Wilde (TNA Womens' Tag Titles Number One Contendership Match 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 16, 2013 20:51:29 GMT -5
Mickie with a boob to the boobs.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:52:44 GMT -5
Mickie with a boobercut.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:58:05 GMT -5
Wilde dodges a clothesline from Rayne, driving her down with a reverse DDT! Rayne stumbles back to her feet, Wilde swinging behind and looking for a German Suplex.
Mickie however slips in and delivers a Mick Kick to the back of the head! Wilde stumbles forward, Rayne setting her up for the Rayne Drop!
Wilde goes down hard, Madison making the cover!
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Crank tries to break it up, but James grabs her leg from the outside, holding her back!
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JB: Here are your winners... and the number one contenders to the TNA Women's Tag Titles, Mickie James and Madison Rayne!
And Mickie and Madison sneak into title contention once again. James has really shown everybody here tonight that she will not stop until she has gold wrapped around her waist once again!
And why should she stop? She deserves every single belt she can get her gorgeous hands on! The Beautiful People better watch out when they come back because they've got a date set. And unlike them it ain't gonna be pretty.
Still to come tonight is our main event. Don't go anywhere!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 20:59:45 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is your maaaaaaaaaaain event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall!
JB: Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 215 pounds, Jeff Hardy!
Tonight we see the new TNA World Champion in action for the first time since he won that belt. And Bischoff and Flair didn't pick a softball opponent for him either!
Jeff Hardy is a crazed nutjob who wouldn't pass a wellness test for the life of him, but he is a dangerous crazed nutjub. Shelley better be careful or he'll end up laid out!
JB: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 215 pounds, Alex Shelley!
This is going to be an even match for sure. These two not only have the same weight, but the same drive. Shelley has been salivating to win gold for a few months now while Hardy has been feeling the need since his issues with Eric Young.
Both guys have something to prove here tonight: Shelley wants to prove his win wasn't a fluke and Hardy wants to show that he still has what it takes to go out there and win the big one!
Alex Shelley vs Jeff Hardy 10 Minutes
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 16, 2013 21:00:36 GMT -5
Shelley with a superkick.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 21:01:00 GMT -5
Shelley with a duperkick!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 21:07:00 GMT -5
Hardy with a Pity Vote
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 21:10:24 GMT -5
Shelley charges in for a clothesline, but Hardy ducks and rolls him up with a schoolboy!
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Shelley breaks free. As he rises though Jeff grabs him by the neck, driving him down with a Snap DDT! He then leaps up and drives his legs down into Shelley's chest, driving the air out of him! He climbs atop for the cover!
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Shelley kicks out. Hardy lifts him off his feet, hefting him up for a Suplex, but Shelley drops down behind him, taking him into a rolling clutch pin!
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Jeff escapes. He gets to his feet only for Alex to snap off an Enziguri, stunning Hardy and sending him toppling to the canvas! He looms him over Jeff, grabbing him as he rises up and immediately driving him down with the Shell Shock! Hardy hits the mat once more, Shelley rolling into a bridging pin to keep him down!
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JB: Here is your winner... Alex Shelley!
Shelley has done it! He has shown everybody why he won the belt last night! Hardy brought everything he had tonight, but in the end it wasn't enough.
I hate to say it, but Alex did impress me here tonight. I'm still not a fan of the guy, but maybe he does have what it takes to hold the gold.
Well he'll find out next week. I've just got word that in addition to the Samoa Joe gauntlet match we also have more matches with contendership on the line next week!
Folks, thanks for tuning in! For Simon Diamond... I'm Mike Tenay. We'll see you here next week on Impact!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 21:12:31 GMT -5
Thanks to MikeyP, Spartan, Cageking, Spartan, Fake Jesus, Spartan, and Spartan for promoing, voting, and all that.
Sorry for the lackluster show this week, folks. But just coming off of the last pay per view I figured a more conservative show would be better for everyone. Next week will be much more grand in scale, I promise.
Requests are not only encouraged, they are allowed.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2013 21:14:19 GMT -5
Luke Gallows and Mike Knox want a Tag Match against Team M.C.O.D.
Yes, this will make sense
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Post by TOO SWEET on Jan 16, 2013 21:14:24 GMT -5
Since Matt Morgan is in the gauntlet, can I get a tag match for Devon and Sting?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 16, 2013 21:15:32 GMT -5
Consider it done.
January 22, 2013 Impact Card
Samoa Joe vs Phil Shatter, Frankie Kazarian, Matt Morgan, and Austin Aries (Gauntlet Match) Devon and Sting vs Rob Van Dam and Rob Terry Luke Gallows and Mike Knox vs Jeff Hardy and DJ Red Kid Kash vs Bobby Roode
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2013 6:32:11 GMT -5
You thank Spartan twice, but not me?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 17, 2013 11:23:48 GMT -5
You thank Spartan twice, but not me? >: Whoops, consider that remedied.
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