TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 18, 2012 17:18:56 GMT -5
I think 8.
(I'm on my phone, so I can't look it up.)
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 17:20:36 GMT -5
I believe that would be 7 on your end.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 17:44:24 GMT -5
I believe that would be 7 on your end. ...Crap. *Starts scurrying to write* Am I even booked?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 17:57:23 GMT -5
It would seem not, but feel free to write a promo for the heck of it. Honestly at the moment I only have five, and one of them was one I wrote myself.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 18:32:30 GMT -5
Wait, Impact is tonight. Damn.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 18, 2012 18:34:42 GMT -5
What's it called when you kick macman in the gentlemen's area? Kicking him in his Kendricks?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 18:42:10 GMT -5
Lomanacos
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 18, 2012 18:48:46 GMT -5
Alrighty then.
*boots Macman in the LoMonacos*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2012 18:58:20 GMT -5
Bobby Roode and Hernandez are a tag team, by the way. That may be something to keep in mind before putting them in singles matches and giving me more work.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 19:02:42 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome everyone to TNA Impact! Tonight we have four huge matches in store for you.
Sadler: That's right, Mike! To kick things off we have a Television title number one contender's match! Making his return tonight is none other than the monster, Abyss! He'll go one on one with a man whose recently aligned with Abyss's former ally, Bobby Roode, Hernandez!
Diamond: That sounds like a real mean guy match to me!
Tenay: Next up we also have an X-Division match with the former champion Brian Kendrick going toe to toe with the so-called All Star of TNA, Zema Ion!
Sadler: We've also got the return of Kurt Angle to in-ring action as he takes on the Icon, Sting. We'll see if the gold medalist has lost a step behind the desk or not.
Diamond: Plus there are rumors that we'll also find out who faces the current Knockouts champion, Brooke Adams. Bischoff and Flair have been real quiet about this one. But something tells me Naitch has something big up his sleeve.
Tenay: And in our main event we have a Fatal Four Way. Four men all with a shot at the TNA World Championship: Mr. Anderson, Alex Shelley, Eric Young, and Bobby Roode!
Sadler: All four of these men are hungry for the opportunity. We'll see whose got the biggest appetite though here tonight!
Tenay: All that and more tonight here on TNA Impact! So without further ado... let's take it TO THE BACK! ----------------------------
Open in the back, in a shadowy storeroom. A familiar voice growls from the darkness, a massive, hulking figure looking in the murk.
I've been left drifting...aimless, directionless, betrayed and abandoned by the people that said they cared. I'm in darkness again...alone in the dark, with nobody to manipulate me. Nobody to LIE to me![/b]
His fist slams into the wall, a loud thud echoing throughout the room. He takes a step forward, the small amount of light in the room casting itself across Abyss's face. His steely glare is matched by the unmitigated anger in his voice.
I never needed saving. I never needed guidance, or redemption. I am a monster. I can accept that. I have to accept that, because otherwise I will never be defined by ME. I'll always be "Jim Mitchell's bastard son" or "Miss Valerie's pet" or "Sting's minion", I won't ever be ABYSS! And I want to be Abyss! I don't want to be Christopher. Christopher was weak! He was easily led! That little boy that wanted nothing more than a real family...he's gone now. And the monster is here to stay.
He chuckles menacingly, advancing another step on the camera and cracking his knuckles.
So, Shawn. Did you have your fun? Did you and Roode have fun tormenting me? Playing your games with my future? Putting me on the SHELF? Well, reckoning's come for you, Hernandez. My reckoning. My VENGEANCE! I will break you, Hernandez. I don't care what you call yourself. I don't care what threats you make. I've heard and suffered it all. I have gone through HELL at the hands of men like you...and I'll put you through hell. The Television Title...it's not my objective here. My goal is pure and simple: PAIN. Your pain, your suffering, everything that you will experience. I will savor it. Everything that I can take joy in, I will. My life has been lived for others...it's time I lived for myself...heh heh...too bad for you...[/b]
Abyss chuckles sinisterly as we go back out.
(First match in five minutes.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 19:04:04 GMT -5
Bobby Roode and Hernandez are a tag team, by the way. That may be something to keep in mind before putting them in singles matches and giving me more work. Not to worry, we'll keep that in mind for future reference.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 19:05:43 GMT -5
Tenay: Well folks, we're about ready to kick off the action tonight, so let's take it to Jere...
Sadler: Ummmm... KCW isn't competing tonight.
Diamond: Who cares?! Any show is better when he makes an appearance, Herm! Besides, he's the Television Champion! It's a given for him to be on the show!
Sadler: Don't call me Herm.
Tenay: It looks like he's heading this way...
KCW takes a seat at the commentator's booth, Godderz standing at his side.
Gentlemen! It is I, your glorious Television Champion and the star of this here show, KCW!
Tenay: I can see that, but why are you here exactly?
Michael, isn't it obvious? You're supposed to be the wrestling professor, after all. Clearly I'm out here to scout my next opponent!
Diamond: You've gotta forgive him, K. Ol Mike's getting up there in years. His brain cells are starting to go like that!
It's fine, it's fine. It wouldn't be gentlemanly of me to mock the elderly like that
Tenay: ...
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! The winner will be become the next number one contender for the TNA Television Championship!
Borash: Making his way to the ring, from Parts Unknown, "The Monster" Abyss!
Tenay: Abyss hasn't been in action for awhile now, but when you're as vicious and destructive as he is you don't forget how to hurt somebody. And that's what he's looking to do tonight to his opponent... and possibly you, KCW.
Please... this slobbering neanderthal is far beneath me. Honestly, who in their right mind would pay to see a show starring this drooling beast? He simply doesn't deserve this beautiful belt around my waist.
Borash: And his opponent, from Houston, Texas, Hernandez!
Diamond: Now this guy looks like someone who can really hurt folks. Just check out the physique on him!
Sadler: They don't call him "Supermex" for nothing. Question his morals all you like, but at the end of the day he is capable of some prime destruction.
I'll admit he's got potential. Honestly if he weren't aligned with Robert at the moment I'd be tempted to offer him a position as my attache. Godderz can only do so much on his own, after all.
Tenay: These two men are primed and ready to go here tonight. A chance at the Television Title hangs in the balance. Who will get that opportunity?
Abyss vs Hernandez: #1 Contendership for the TNA Television Title 10 Minutes
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 19:07:37 GMT -5
Also, all the themes I'm using tonight are the one's listed on the subforum. If I get anything wrong please let me know so I can update it posthaste.
Also, Abyss with a Demonic Drop!
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 18, 2012 19:10:57 GMT -5
Abyss with a Black Hole Slam.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 18, 2012 19:11:15 GMT -5
Abyss with a VINTAGE~! Shock Treatment!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 19:15:05 GMT -5
Abyss dodges a Hernandez clothesline and lifts him up onto his shoulders, hitting the Shock Treatment! Immediately he covers!
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Hernandez kicks out! Abyss starts to lift him back to his feet only to get a rake to the eyes! Hernandez clubs him on the back a few times before tossing him overhead with a Crackerjack suplex, sending Abyss sailing with ease. Hernandez flexes with a smirk before making a cover of his own!
1!
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Abyss kicks out! Hernandez hoists him up to his feet and onto his shoulders, looking for the Border Toss, but Abyss slips down in mid run. Hernandez turns around walking right into a Big Boot! He staggers back to his feet right into a Black Hole Slam! Abyss covers once more!
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3!
Borash: Here is your winner... and the new number one contender, Abyss!
Tenay: Abyss takes out Hernandez and kicks off his return with a title shot! He's gotta be happy about that!
Oh, he can be happy all he likes, Michael, but rest assured that when I step into the ring with that big galoot he won't have a thing to be happy about. You can be certain about that!
KCW exits the commentary booth as Abyss meanwhile stomps to the back himself, the two superstars exchanging glances as they leave ringside.
Tenay: Well that's one contender already decided. And we're not done yet!
Sadler: Before we get to that though we have some women's tag action coming up next! Brooke Adams teams with her lone supporter Sarita to take on the former Women's Tag Team Champions, Tara and ODB!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 19:17:02 GMT -5
We cut to the back where ODB is throwing back a sip or two from her flask. She lets out a loud belch and wipes her mouth.
Hey, I ain't really in the mood to chat tonight. Got a wicked hangover from last night. Damn, that Alex Silva throws the best mixers. So I'm gonna make this short and sweet.
So I'm going up against Sarita and The Bitch of the Year, Brooke Adams. Heh, now that sounds like a party worth attending. I've been waiting to knock that stuck up snob down a peg ever since she stole that title of hers. And while I'm at it I can even the score between me and Sarita.
See, she already beat me once before, but I beat her before that. So far as I'm concerned the both of us are on a level playing field tonight, no matter how much our opponents try to skew things in their favor. I'm gonna be their to tilt things right back the other way! And better yet I've got my girl, Tara, backing me up to boot.
Tara... or maybe you'd prefer Lisa, we ain't seen each other in awhile so I hope we still have the chemistry that we used to. After all we're former Women's tag team champs. I say we go out there tonight and show our opponents exactly why that is. You got my back, I've got yours. Just like old times.
So watch out girlies, cause tonight you're both gonna end up on the recieving end of a big ol B...A...M... BAM!
With that ODB polishes off her beverage and makes her way down the hallway.
(Next match in two minutes.)
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 18, 2012 19:19:11 GMT -5
Borash: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
Borash: Introducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico, Sarita!
Borash: And her tag team partner, from Houston, Texas, she is the TNA Women's Champion, Brooke Adams!
Tenay: These two have recently been on a crusade against TNA Management. Apparently Brooke and Sarita believe that the company isn't giving the fairer sex fair treatment.
Sadler: What a hypocrite. This coming from the woman who cashed in on an exhausted Melanie Crank to steal her title in the first place! Talk about fairness....
Diamond: Hey, that title shot was given to her by TNA Management to do as she pleased with. If they didn't want her cashing in after a match they should never have allowed it in the first place.
Borash: And their opponents...
Borash: first, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
Borash: And her tag team partner, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, ODB!
Tenay: We're looking at former tag team champions in these two ladies. Tara and ODB once made quite the tandem. We'll see if tonight that past experience pays off for them.
Diamond: The past is the past, Mikey. The drunk and Miss Personality Disorder may think they have an edge here, but trust me, they don't. Brooke is in the prime of her career and she ain't about to slow down anytime soon!
Brooke Adams and Sarita vs Tara and ODB 10 Minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 18, 2012 19:20:33 GMT -5
ODB with a BAM-plex!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 18, 2012 19:24:09 GMT -5
ODB with a DDT
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