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Post by Widow's Peak on Jan 22, 2013 19:58:31 GMT -5
Tell her that you think that you are out of shape and are going to join a gym, see if she is interested in working out with you. If you're in shape this plan may not work. The wife said to bring healthier food into the house, and to plan athletic activities for the both of you to do together. Probably the best ways to go about it. Nobody likes to be told they're getting chubby, even if the person telling them has their best interests at heart.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jan 22, 2013 20:31:59 GMT -5
I just noticed you also started the "Kate Upton is Fat Now?" thread, too. Is that you Justin Verlander?
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 22, 2013 20:52:07 GMT -5
if she says she's fat you can.
if you're lucky like me that is
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 22, 2013 21:03:54 GMT -5
I'd suggest some dancing exercises you could do with her. Only if you preface it with the folowing:
"I'm going to show all you FAT girlfriend sweathogs what a REAL man looks like. HIT THE MUSIC!"
Followed by a Rick Rude dance of couse.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 22, 2013 22:15:32 GMT -5
Yea. I read this in Maxim a few years back or something like that-you have to hit the gym too though and they also added that u can talk about the women there(risky i know) but they suggest that and they say your girl will start going to keep an eye on things
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Post by The OP on Jan 22, 2013 22:33:13 GMT -5
Yea. I read this in Maxim a few years back or something like that-you have to hit the gym too though and they also added that u can talk about the women there(risky i know) but they suggest that and they say your girl will start going to keep an eye on things This is a bad idea. People get all kinds of ideas for little games like that, and they're all soft forms of manipulation that can ruin relationships. My advice, use Maxim more for looking at pictures than for reading. The advice about joining a gym yourself and asking is she wants to come along is good. Dave the Dave accidentally made one of the most helpful comments in the thread, because if a woman says things like "I'm so fat", she's already opened the door to that conversation; just watch your step when you go in. Say something like "You always look great to me, but if you think losing weight will make you feel better, I will support you 100%". And if possible, mean it. Offering to join a gym together is a nice gesture in that situation as well. If you just want your woman to lose weight because you don't like how she looks, you should break up with her and hope she finds someone who appreciates the way she looks. There are plenty of guys out there who are so-called "chubby chasers" and she would probably be happier with someone who thinks she's hot, and you would be happier with somebody you are attracted to more or love so much that you don't care. Don't say that during the breakup though, tell her you're not ready to settle down. Normally I never advise any sort of dishonesty or deception, but if you're breaking up anyway there's no need to rub it in and hurt someone's feelings more.
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Post by Piccolo on Jan 22, 2013 22:41:40 GMT -5
Say something like "You always look great to me, but if you think losing weight will make you feel better, I will support you 100%". And if possible, mean it. Offering to join a gym together is a nice gesture in that situation as well. If you just want your woman to lose weight because you don't like how she looks, you should break up with her and hope she finds someone who appreciates the way she looks. There are plenty of guys out there who are so-called "chubby chasers" and she would probably be happier with someone who thinks she's hot, and you would be happier with somebody you are attracted to more or love so much that you don't care. Ooh. This is a really good distinction, actually. Great advice.
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Post by SenorCrest on Jan 22, 2013 22:48:53 GMT -5
Tell her that you think that you are out of shape and are going to join a gym, see if she is interested in working out with you. If you're in shape this plan may not work. This is your best bet. Say that you need support and ask for her support. its win win. If you are in shape then get fat.
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Post by milkomania on Jan 22, 2013 22:49:36 GMT -5
Does she have high BP and/or a bad heart? Tell her you love her and, ONLY if she's up to it, you'd be doing this with her. If you want her to be her, but skinny, do her a favor and dump her now. And protect your face.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 30, 2013 17:48:53 GMT -5
Give your Fat Girlfriend to a fat friend, and get a new one? I'll take her.
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Post by beamanhogan on Jan 31, 2013 10:25:41 GMT -5
Start training for something with her. It could be a 5k run, it could be a triathlon, it doesn't matter. If you come up with a goal as well as reasons why you want to meet it, you should be able to convince her to do it with you.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 31, 2013 10:34:19 GMT -5
Nope
Not at all. Don't say a damn thing, brotha.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jan 31, 2013 10:39:55 GMT -5
so how quick did she remove your testicles?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jan 31, 2013 10:41:53 GMT -5
Ask her if she wants to come to the gym with you? Granted, there's a risk she'll take offence, but if you just throw it out there before you go, she may just come along with you, enjoy it and make it a regular thing!
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jan 31, 2013 11:03:49 GMT -5
You can redirect her anger. Like you can start acting like one of those BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT dudes and going on about how much lifting weights is awesome for a week or two. Then, after she thinks you are simply a douchebag, you can invite her to the gym and she'll think you are just a BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT douchebag as opposed to suggesting something about her weight.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 16:23:45 GMT -5
put her pants on and act like you thought they were yours...when she sees that you can fit in them she will definitely want to lose weight
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Post by darthalexander on Jan 31, 2013 16:29:36 GMT -5
I have nothing against the OP, but a part of me hopes this blows up in his face. These things usually do. But we all have to live and learn.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 31, 2013 16:31:46 GMT -5
Have lots and lots of sex with her. She will burn calories and become hot over time.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 16:33:38 GMT -5
Have lots and lots of sex with her. She will burn calories and become hot over time. I'd need a bunch of drinks to have sex with someone I'm not physically attracted to
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Post by Legion on Jan 31, 2013 16:40:36 GMT -5
You dont.
You accept her for whatever she looks like because you love her and the fact that she is putting on a bit of weight shouldnt matter......
Unless she is becoming Bertha Faye, then sure, stop her for health reasons. I'd suggest being honest. Unless you have a few extra pounds yourself, then be prepared to get slapped the hell down.
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