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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 22, 2013 16:51:52 GMT -5
workout?
You know, without me getting murdered?
Discuss
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 16:54:31 GMT -5
Tell her that you think that you are out of shape and are going to join a gym, see if she is interested in working out with you.
If you're in shape this plan may not work.
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Ben Wyatt
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 22, 2013 17:13:39 GMT -5
Tell her that you think that you are out of shape and are going to join a gym, see if she is interested in working out with you. Yeah, that's pretty much the only way to go about it. Just about anything else you'd say would end terribly
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 22, 2013 17:14:25 GMT -5
lol
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Yami Daimao
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Post by Yami Daimao on Jan 22, 2013 17:15:05 GMT -5
I think it's best if you don't say anything at all, unless she desperately NEEDS it for health reasons.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 17:39:10 GMT -5
She's not like HUGE or anything like that? Because if she has only a few extra pounds, then don't worry about it.
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Post by CM Dazz on Jan 22, 2013 17:42:39 GMT -5
The wife said to bring healthier food into the house, and to plan athletic activities for the both of you to do together.
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Post by Cela on Jan 22, 2013 17:43:29 GMT -5
Nope, I tried once, it ended the relationship because every fight for the next 6 months we had ended up being tied to me "not being mature enough to accept that she wasn't the 'ideal woman.'"
Yes, my words were massively twisted.
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Post by Dub H on Jan 22, 2013 17:57:00 GMT -5
Pay someone else to do it for you!
Honestly yeh,try to suggest something to do together.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 18:02:08 GMT -5
This is gonna make good podcast fodder though.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 22, 2013 18:04:02 GMT -5
Buy a tandem bike! If her name happens to be Daisy you even have a song to go with it.
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Post by Glitch on Jan 22, 2013 18:45:33 GMT -5
Is she gradually getting fatter? If she's just letting herself go, then that's just irresponsibility unhealthy.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 22, 2013 18:55:16 GMT -5
Convince/pay one of her female friends to tell her she looks fat.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jan 22, 2013 19:11:18 GMT -5
Hire Scott Steiner for about 5 minutes....
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jan 22, 2013 19:18:59 GMT -5
There's an entire episode of King of Queens about this very subject. It's pretty damn funny.
And to answer your question....no.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 22, 2013 19:23:29 GMT -5
"Eat a salad, porky"
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Post by jagilki on Jan 22, 2013 19:27:03 GMT -5
Give your Fat Girlfriend to a fat friend, and get a new one?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2013 19:44:23 GMT -5
Let Hank Hill do the talking.
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Post by Piccolo on Jan 22, 2013 19:47:52 GMT -5
Tell her you want to train for a half-marathon and you think it'd be super fun if the two of you did it together. If she thinks it's too hard, tell her, "There's this couch-to-5K program that we could start out with. If we really don't think we can do it after that, we could just stick to 5Ks."
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jan 22, 2013 19:48:23 GMT -5
Tell her, "You're everything to me."
"I mean, you are what you eat...so apparently, you're everything."
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