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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jan 31, 2013 20:36:46 GMT -5
How fat is she? I wouldn't mind having a thick girlfriend.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 31, 2013 20:40:43 GMT -5
Have lots and lots of sex with her. She will burn calories and become hot over time. I'd need a bunch of drinks to have sex with someone I'm not physically attracted to In your case, drink a lot, until she starts to suspect you have a drinking problem. When she finally works up the nerve to tell you that you have a drinking problem, respond with "Well, you're fat".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 20:47:23 GMT -5
I'd need a bunch of drinks to have sex with someone I'm not physically attracted to In your case, drink a lot, until she starts to suspect you have a drinking problem. When she finally works up the nerve to tell you that you have a drinking problem, respond with "Well, you're fat". nah in my case i'd just leave her...No way I am spending my time with someone I am not attracted to anymore if she won't make the effort...It's a waste of both of our times...
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Post by Sam Punk on Jan 31, 2013 21:25:59 GMT -5
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Post by Piccolo on Jan 31, 2013 21:44:39 GMT -5
How fat is she? I wouldn't mind having a thick girlfriend. thick ≠ fat To you. To some people, Kate Upton is fat. To some people, a size 4 is fat because it's not a size 0. To others, a size 8 is awesome and a size 4 is a stick figure. Subjectivity. The threadstarter never said his girlfriend was fat. He asked us how he could convince her that she needs to lose weight. She could be a size 6, a size 10, a size 2. She could be curvy, thick, fat, normal. She could be thin with a bit of a pooch on her belly because she ate pizza and beer with him too many times last week instead of the low-carb stuff she would've eaten on her own. We don't know. All we know is that he's unhappy with her body. We know nothing about the body in question.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jan 31, 2013 22:15:49 GMT -5
Get her the Blow Away Diet
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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 31, 2013 22:19:59 GMT -5
How fat is she? I wouldn't mind having a thick girlfriend. I love having a thick girlfriend, but I am concerned about her health. In a way it would be easier to say "lose weight because your unattractive" than it is to say "lose weight because you might die"
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Post by Krazee on Jan 31, 2013 22:33:46 GMT -5
he like "betch go on a diet"
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Post by Piccolo on Jan 31, 2013 22:52:02 GMT -5
Ah, so it is a case of life-threatening morbid obesity. That makes the question a lot easier to answer, then. It's not a matter of "convincing her to work out" so much as it is a question of convincing her to see a doctor and develop a plan for getting her blood chemistry back to normal levels (I assume it's dangerously out of whack, if you think she's in danger of dying). That will likely include working out, but it'll be as recommended by a doctor. If she's so obese that she could die from it, it's not necessarily a good idea for her to just randomly start an exercise program. She could overdo it and have a heart attack or damage her joints.
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Post by Bone Daddy on Jan 31, 2013 23:07:27 GMT -5
Ah, so it is a case of life-threatening morbid obesity. That makes the question a lot easier to answer, then. It's not a matter of "convincing her to work out" so much as it is a question of convincing her to see a doctor and develop a plan for getting her blood chemistry back to normal levels (I assume it's dangerously out of whack, if you think she's in danger of dying). That will likely include working out, but it'll be as recommended by a doctor. If she's so obese that she could die from it, it's not necessarily a good idea for her to just randomly start an exercise program. She could overdo it and have a heart attack or damage her joints. Maybe I exaggerated, but it's more a matter of having (currently) unhealthy habits that will lead to issues down the road. At the moment she seems to be in fine health
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2013 23:15:49 GMT -5
I am not sure where we suddenly jumped to morbidly obese..
Anyway, how long have you been with her? Have you talked about her weight with her before? (She mentioning that she wants to change habits, etc?) Do you also have these bad habits?
I'm the "be totally honest" type of girlfriend. FOR ME I would want you to come right out and say it.
Obviously you are thinking about being with her for the long haul if you are mentioning that her current habits are setting her up for health risks down the road. If you couldn't see the relationship lasting, why care about how she'll be 10 years later, right?
So, tell her that. Tell her that you love her and you can see this relationship lasting for a long time. Tell her you think she's beautiful and hot, but some of the habits the two of you have adopted as a couple are concerning you when you think about the impact they will have on your future.
Maybe you both want kids some day? Both parents being [unhealthily]overweight makes it harder to conceive. Do you want to set good examples for your kids? Being healthy and exercising are good things to do for kids as they are growing up. Maybe you don't want those things; so just tell her that you want her to get old with you and you want to be healthy.
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Post by agent817 on Jan 31, 2013 23:34:30 GMT -5
Maybe it's me, but I don't mind a chubby girl. As long as she is willing to put some effort into dropping weight, I wouldn't mind. I don't want someone who is huge (Though one girl who I am talking to right now outweighs me by 100 pounds, but she is a good person and is going to undergo gastric bypass surgery in the future). It all depends really. I guess I consider myself to be somewhat of a chubby chaser (The idea of the softness when cuddling really intrigues me, also grabbing the fat). I don't mind thin or fit girls either. In fact, I have developed a bit of a fetish for fit girls as well, though I am not sure how they feel about heavyset guys like myself (I am sure that they would rather go for fit guys, but there are probably some fit women out there who don't mind other types).
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 1, 2013 10:34:11 GMT -5
Yeah, if you're afraid she's gonna die due to her weight, pretty sure it goes past being "thick".
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 1, 2013 10:57:02 GMT -5
"Ya know what would be so hot? A thinner version of you. Hey, why are you cryin? I said YOU."
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 1, 2013 13:41:05 GMT -5
Get her the Blow Away Diet That was one of the greatest commercials in the history of our sport.
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Post by unchained on Feb 1, 2013 22:59:52 GMT -5
I'd suggest some dancing exercises you could do with her. Only if you preface it with the folowing: "I'm going to show all you FAT girlfriend sweathogs what a REAL man looks like. HIT THE MUSIC!" Followed by a Rick Rude dance of couse. You sir, made my day with this comment
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