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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 22, 2013 11:11:20 GMT -5
"I knew that photo would come back to haunt him."
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 23, 2013 0:16:40 GMT -5
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on May 24, 2013 3:05:39 GMT -5
"Can I offer you a cup of coffee-flavoured beverine?"
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The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on May 24, 2013 5:55:22 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 24, 2013 6:58:35 GMT -5
[Homer is watching a television ad for the Naval Reserve]
Naval Recruiter: Daybreak, Jakarta. The proud men and women of the Navy are protecting America's interests overseas, but you're in Lubbock, Texas hosing down a statue, because your in the Naval Reserve. Once you complete basic training, you only work one weekend a month, and most of that time your drunk of your ass. The Naval Reserve: America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the American League of Women Voters.
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Post by Vincent Whiney on May 24, 2013 9:48:42 GMT -5
Quimby "pictures smictures! That could be anyone's ass!
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Don Corleone
"She Read About People She Could Never Be On Adventures She Would Never Have"
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Post by LuciCypher on May 24, 2013 20:48:44 GMT -5
"The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea."
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 24, 2013 20:59:59 GMT -5
"The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville idea." We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it. |
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 24, 2013 21:52:38 GMT -5
Russian Representative: The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
United States Representative: Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian Representative: Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 25, 2013 13:40:30 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 26, 2013 6:30:29 GMT -5
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 26, 2013 8:25:59 GMT -5
Marchers in Unison: I knew a woman in Paris, France, Had a big hole in her underpants.
Skinner: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by agent817 on May 26, 2013 11:17:00 GMT -5
[the out-of-control Monorail has been temporarily halted by a solar eclipse]
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.
Man: [sitting next to Leonard Nimoy and starting to get a little freaked out by him] Does anyone want to switch seats?
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 30, 2013 4:38:16 GMT -5
"Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're manufactured for a reason. To take out today's modern super animals, such as the flying squirrel, and the electric eel."
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 30, 2013 4:50:09 GMT -5
MOE
Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.
The crowd gasps.
SIDESHOW MEL
Whatever did you do, Moe?
MOE
Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine. (crowd applaud) Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! Ha ha!
The crowd laugh. Homer stands up.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on May 30, 2013 8:22:59 GMT -5
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on May 30, 2013 8:51:18 GMT -5
I call the big one Bitey.
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