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Post by Vincent Whiney on May 11, 2013 11:52:32 GMT -5
Grandpa Simpson: I never once washed my hands! That's your policy, not mine!
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 11, 2013 19:38:03 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 11, 2013 20:16:23 GMT -5
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Post by Tom Turkey on May 11, 2013 20:21:31 GMT -5
/As the Simpson family drives to Bart's debut hockey game, Homer has some words for his son.../
Homer: Okay, son. Just remember to have fun out there today. And if you lose, I'll kill you.
/The family laughs/
Bart: (chuckling) Oh, Dad.
/As we see Homer laughing, he suddenly makes a menacing gesture at Bart, perhaps being serious about his threat. Bart cringes./
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 11, 2013 20:46:21 GMT -5
"KILL, BART! KILL, BART! KILL, BART!"
"KILL BART! KILL BART! KILL BART!"
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 13, 2013 12:09:25 GMT -5
 "LOOK AT ME! I'M THE PRIME MINISTER OF IRELAND!" |
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 13, 2013 16:11:37 GMT -5
Ooh...a bobby pin
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 13, 2013 16:14:03 GMT -5
"KILL, BART! KILL, BART! KILL, BART!" "KILL BART! KILL BART! KILL BART!" PICK UP BART! PICK UP BART! |
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 14, 2013 1:27:43 GMT -5
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Post by The Sam on May 14, 2013 9:35:20 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 14, 2013 14:17:52 GMT -5
"KILL, BART! KILL, BART! KILL, BART!" "KILL BART! KILL BART! KILL BART!" PICK UP BART! PICK UP BART! "Pick a bar?" |
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Post by Tom Turkey on May 16, 2013 23:00:08 GMT -5
"Do not touch Willie. Good advice."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 18, 2013 13:47:41 GMT -5
"That's wierd. It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone."
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 18, 2013 13:57:50 GMT -5
PICK UP BART! PICK UP BART! "Pick a bar?" BARTON FINK! BARTON FINK! |
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 21, 2013 10:08:54 GMT -5
"If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, well, you're in cider town."
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on May 21, 2013 10:14:20 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on May 21, 2013 10:17:45 GMT -5
Homer: Yes, son, you can have an electric guitar just like your old man. Bart: Dad, I'm asking if I can get a job. Homer: Gig, son. When you're a musician, a job is called a "gig". |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2013 10:18:28 GMT -5
"If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, well, you're in cider town." And of course in Canada the whole thing is flip-flopped. |
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on May 22, 2013 9:48:16 GMT -5
"If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, well, you're in cider town." And of course in Canada the whole thing is flip-flopped.  "Oh my! We gotta get you some cider."  "OH NOOO! Beta." |
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Post by The Sam on May 22, 2013 10:05:16 GMT -5
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