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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Mar 23, 2013 18:43:35 GMT -5
"Most people write letters to movie stars. This Simpson guy writes to movies. "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?""
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 23, 2013 19:09:54 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Mar 24, 2013 6:50:30 GMT -5
"Uhhh, Chief? Should I shield my crotch?"
"Bears don't talk, Lou."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2013 7:02:11 GMT -5
This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Mar 24, 2013 19:25:53 GMT -5
And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women. *tear*
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Mar 24, 2013 19:30:28 GMT -5
chop chop, dig dig, chop chop, dig dig.
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Razor Gives It A 4/10
Unicron
Look At Me and My CRAZY Custom Title!
I'm back...and I'm pretty much the same as before.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Mar 28, 2013 1:18:17 GMT -5
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Mar 31, 2013 18:05:38 GMT -5
Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Homer: What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?!
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Apr 1, 2013 22:46:23 GMT -5
"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"
"They make dad sick-e-mart!"
"Their floors are stick-e-mart!"
"Let's hurl a brick-e-mart!"
"The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!"
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Apr 1, 2013 22:55:31 GMT -5
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
/Cut to a shot of a cow chewing cud, as he stares down the camera whilst doing it/
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2013 23:01:31 GMT -5
I hope I didn’t brain my damage.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 1, 2013 23:04:12 GMT -5
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. /Cut to a shot of a cow chewing cud, as he stares down the camera whilst doing it/ When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University.
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Unocal 76
King Koopa
Providing The Finest Oil
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Post by Unocal 76 on Apr 2, 2013 0:53:09 GMT -5
GIVE ME 700 KRUSTY BURGERS!
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Apr 2, 2013 0:59:26 GMT -5
GIVE ME 700 KRUSTY BURGERS! Would you like fries with that?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2013 1:07:16 GMT -5
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Apr 2, 2013 4:19:31 GMT -5
Duff...Gardens...hoorah!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 2, 2013 4:52:58 GMT -5
"I'm not pouting. I'm mourning." ... "Stupid dead woman."
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 2, 2013 6:24:51 GMT -5
"Homer, you've been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn."
"Two more feet and I can put it in the fridge."
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Razor Gives It A 4/10
Unicron
Look At Me and My CRAZY Custom Title!
I'm back...and I'm pretty much the same as before.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Apr 2, 2013 15:46:12 GMT -5
Ooo a talking moose wants my credit card information! That's only fair!
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 3, 2013 11:55:43 GMT -5
Milhouse: Remember when we told my dad to go to bed, and he did?
Bart: Yeah, that was some New Years
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