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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 3, 2013 12:27:35 GMT -5
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 3, 2013 12:36:45 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 4, 2013 12:33:46 GMT -5
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 4, 2013 12:35:25 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 4, 2013 12:37:27 GMT -5
"WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE FIREWORKS FACTORY!? *sobs*"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2013 19:02:53 GMT -5
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 4, 2013 19:22:00 GMT -5
Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 40% of all people know that.
Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent: Well, touche'.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 5, 2013 10:40:49 GMT -5
"Bart's room."
"Bart's room."
"Bart's room."
"Dumpster."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2013 11:30:08 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 5, 2013 11:45:47 GMT -5
"We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2013 13:57:47 GMT -5
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Apr 6, 2013 9:51:24 GMT -5
"The only thing I'm high on is love. Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need."
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Post by agent817 on Apr 6, 2013 12:58:01 GMT -5
We can't bust heads like we used to. . . but we have our ways. One technique is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt , which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had bumblebees on them. "Give me five bees for a quarter" you'd say. Now where were we? Oh Yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt . . . . which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
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Post by Vincent Whiney on Apr 6, 2013 13:36:21 GMT -5
"Mooching war widows!"
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 7, 2013 14:30:58 GMT -5
Hello Mr. Kerns, I bad want money now. Me sick. So pick please me, Mr. Burns.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 7, 2013 19:38:53 GMT -5
Man: In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. (to Lisa) Don't worry, it's just a name.
[cut to Monster Island where Lisa and others are chased by fire-breathing monsters]
Lisa: He said it was just a name!
Man: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Apr 7, 2013 20:56:48 GMT -5
"When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest."
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Apr 8, 2013 7:59:04 GMT -5
Ohh...me so hungee.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 8, 2013 8:03:46 GMT -5
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2013 9:00:43 GMT -5
'I didn't know British coal miners had it so bad! There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!'  |
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