FAWA Promos #16

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*Gus Richlen, Shaelin Marie O'Hara, and Mary Harper (collectively, Predator Nation) are walking down the hallway when Richlen suddenly stops, causing the women to stop as well.

And then Shinji AntKari, Asuka LAntGley Sohryu, and Rei AyAntNami walk over, and there is a bit of a pause.

Then Richlen smirks and nods as he walks by, Shaelin and Harper following.*

I wonder what that was about?

I have a hunch.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*In the parking lot, we see Seth Drakin battered, bloody, and bruised, but cackling like a hyena as he sees the camera.*

Jonathan, what you just saw out there...is exactly how far I will go to beat you. I will stand at the very depths of hell and sacrifice my soul to the devil himself. I know that in that afterlife, my soul may suffer for all eternity....

But for my hand to be raised while you are looking at the lights, it was all worth it. Everything that you have done......led to this outcome. You made me a wounded animal and when I am wounded and have nowhere left to go, I was at my most dangerous.

Gookermania VI will go down in history for our careers and while many outside will call this the Parts Unknown Screwjob, I call it...a triumph of my vengeance.

As far as these EWT guys go, I couldn't give a crap about them right now as I haven't followed any of their careers, but with my thirst for vengeance against Jonathan satiated on the greatest stage of them all, I look forward now to two single things: steal the spotlight and leave whoever my opponent is laying.

Now if you excuse me, I am going to go home where me and my wife are going to celebrate like we know how because I won a bigger war than the Super Bowl, the World Series, March Madness, the BCS National Championship, the Stanley Cup finals, and the NBA finals...all rolled up into one.

But hopefully, I will never have to go through this lengths ever again, but I will if pushed to that edge. So let that be a warning to you, Jonathan and to anyone else who wishes to poke the bear. It will not be pretty.

*Seth enters his car and drives off, all the while we can hear his maniacal laugh.*

[ratetankmark]

*In Contrast to her earlier promo, Victoria McGlade isn't twitching or laughing, the 20 year old from Newcastle, England just sits calmly and stares at the camera with an expression that can truly be described as emotionless*

I hate this, I hate not being in the ring, I hate that no-one even cares about my debut at Gookermania, I hate getting up in the morning, I feel like I want to vomit everytime I look in the mirror at myself, I hate the wrenching that I feel inside my belly when I get ignored

*Victoria calmly shows a beer bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale in-front of the camera and carries on*

FAWA is like a prison for female wrestlers, oh wait, I'm the only female wrestler here who won't sit by and watch with apathy as the spotlight gets further away from me, I wish I had listened to my mum and dad, I wish I had listened when they warned me that as a women in professional wrestling, they knew I had no-chance of making it in the FAWA and they were right, hell my parents are the only things that I truly love in this world, because professional wrestling surely doesn't love Victoria McGlade.

You can call this speech being emo or being a whiner or a crybaby.

*Suddenly Victoria snaps and starts to shout rabidly*

BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!!!! I HATE THIS SPORT!!!! I can't escape it now! I'm trapped forever doomed to breaking my body in front of some ungrateful fans just so the men can go out there and steal the show!

The way that FAWA is run pisses me off, the way that the management live in a damn bubble, fills me up with pain, and if I've got to feel this pain, everyone in FAWA has to feel this pain!!!

*With a suddenly laugh, Victoria takes the Brown Ale bottle and breaks it over her own head, laughing lowly as the blood was streaming down her face*

Give me a women's division, give me victims, give me the recognition that I deserve!!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You want a women's division? Uh, hello, I've been wanting one for a long time. But if you want victims, you're looking at the absolute wrong person. I did not come back to be anyone's victim.

[ratetankmark]

Nov 3, 2013 12:18:38 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You want a women's division? Uh, hello, I've been wanting one for a long time. But if you want victims, you're looking at the absolute wrong person. I did not come back to be anyone's victim.

Lookie here matey, I don't know who you are or what gender you are, but if you want a fight then I'll most certainly give you that because no-one in FAWA has any balls, I could do anything and they still wouldn't hit me because I'm a girl, so if you think that you're going to be facing some female who doesn't know a wrist-lock from a wrist-watch, then you are sorely mistake my friend.

Seriously!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Nov 3, 2013 12:30:57 GMT -5 ratetankmark said:

Nov 3, 2013 12:18:38 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

You want a women's division? Uh, hello, I've been wanting one for a long time. But if you want victims, you're looking at the absolute wrong person. I did not come back to be anyone's victim.

Lookie here matey, I don't know who you are or what gender you are, but if you want a fight then I'll most certainly give you that because no-one in FAWA has any balls, I could do anything and they still wouldn't hit me because I'm a girl, so if you think that you're going to be facing some female who doesn't know a wrist-lock from a wrist-watch, then you are sorely mistake my friend.

Seriously!

If you think you're going to intimidate me or anything, you're making a mistake by targetting someone whose first FAWA match was a First Blood Match. Which I won. Oh, and my second match was against a giant. And I won that too.

Do me a favor, McGlade. When the day comes that you face me, make sure you have your hospital room ready because you will be needing it.

[ratetankmark]

Nov 3, 2013 13:02:45 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Nov 3, 2013 12:30:57 GMT -5 ratetankmark said:

Lookie here matey, I don't know who you are or what gender you are, but if you want a fight then I'll most certainly give you that because no-one in FAWA has any balls, I could do anything and they still wouldn't hit me because I'm a girl, so if you think that you're going to be facing some female who doesn't know a wrist-lock from a wrist-watch, then you are sorely mistake my friend.

Seriously!

If you think you're going to intimidate me or anything, you're making a mistake by targetting someone whose first FAWA match was a First Blood Match. Which I won. Oh, and my second match was against a giant. And I won that too.

Do me a favor, McGlade. When the day comes that you face me, make sure you have your hospital room ready because you will be needing it.

Tough talk, really tough talk, I don't care if you've beaten giants or if your first match was a first blood match, while those things are undoubtedly impressive you're forgetting one thing.

I am a monster! I'm a 20 year old bitch with nothing, do you hear me!, N-O-T-H-I-N-G to lose, if you want to put me out of my misery then do it, I'm begging you! But you won't because If I'm going down, you're coming with me, when the time comes I will have my hospital ward ready.

My advice to you is to get your will and testament written and your grave stone ready because I'm going to f***ing kill you!

Let's see how many of your friends or family come to your funeral.

[The Lach is very tired]

*Suddenly the picture cuts to black then we see this on the screen*



*Then one word is displayed on the screen*

SPAZ

*Then a song starts to play*



*Spliced with footage of Spaz's career highlights*

Respect
Loyalty
Ability
Spaz = Ratings
Salt In The Wounds
Southern Cross Stretch
He will take you to war
But then he will shake your hand
2 time EWT OX Division Champion
EWT World Heavyweight Champion
You may not know him yet
But soon you will never forget him
You may beat him, but he will never stay down
Consider this the first & only warning
EWT is here
And Spaz has brought them here

[ratetankmark]

*Victoria facing the locker-room wall with her head touching the wall and her head in her hands as she says*

I beg and cry and I scream and I cry and I beg and I scream and I scream and I CRY!!!!

*Victoria pushes herself off the wall and faces the camera with a look of pure distain*

Why do you f***ers refuse to acknowledge my existence?! Why do you pieces of trash constantly ignore me despite my pleadings and demands for competition, you see I have no problem with facing a man, because I'm the best wrestler here, male or female and everyone here knows it!

So I am hoping, I am praying for someone! ANYONE!! to bring the fight to me, I guarantee you that even The Cult Of End, even Antihero, people like you couldn't keep me down.

Oh?! You disagree!?! Then prove me wrong!!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Nov 5, 2013 11:59:09 GMT -5 ratetankmark said:

*Victoria facing the locker-room wall with her head touching the wall and her head in her hands as she says*

I beg and cry and I scream and I cry and I beg and I scream and I scream and I CRY!!!!

*Victoria pushes herself off the wall and faces the camera with a look of pure distain*

Why do you f***ers refuse to acknowledge my existence?! Why do you pieces of trash constantly ignore me despite my pleadings and demands for competition, you see I have no problem with facing a man, because I'm the best wrestler here, male or female and everyone here knows it!

So I am hoping, I am praying for someone! ANYONE!! to bring the fight to me, I guarantee you that even The Cult Of End, even Antihero, people like you couldn't keep me down.

Oh?! You disagree!?! Then prove me wrong!!

I have acknowledged your existence. I've also acknowledged that you will not make a victim out of me.

You want someone to bring the fight to you, McGlade? Be careful what you wish for because I'll give you more of a fight than you'll want.

[ratetankmark]

Nov 5, 2013 12:03:39 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

Nov 5, 2013 11:59:09 GMT -5 ratetankmark said:

*Victoria facing the locker-room wall with her head touching the wall and her head in her hands as she says*

I beg and cry and I scream and I cry and I beg and I scream and I scream and I CRY!!!!

*Victoria pushes herself off the wall and faces the camera with a look of pure distain*

Why do you f***ers refuse to acknowledge my existence?! Why do you pieces of trash constantly ignore me despite my pleadings and demands for competition, you see I have no problem with facing a man, because I'm the best wrestler here, male or female and everyone here knows it!

So I am hoping, I am praying for someone! ANYONE!! to bring the fight to me, I guarantee you that even The Cult Of End, even Antihero, people like you couldn't keep me down.

Oh?! You disagree!?! Then prove me wrong!!

I have acknowledged your existence. I've also acknowledged that you will not make a victim out of me.

You want someone to bring the fight to you, McGlade? Be careful what you wish for because I'll give you more of a fight than you'll want.

Dude, why should I challenge someone who I don't even know!? Give me your name so I know what I'm up against, but regardless, it won't change the outcome, you're going to feel my hate for life and you're going to enjoy it!!

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*The camera feed is grainy and shaky as it moves to the three members of Predator Nation in a very Shield-like enviroment. Gus "The Predator" Richlen is closer to the camera:*

In case you haven't noticed, we're baaaaaaaaaaaaack.

Not only back, back like never before, back like never again.

And the very first order of business is taking the first step towards reclaiming my rightful place at the top of the food chain, and that is by taking the Television Championship.

I aalready can hear people now, saying that I never liked the TV title in the first place so why go for it now, or that I've never beaten Michael Hayden and it's not going to be any different now. My reply is that that was a different Gus Richlen than before and that thus the story is going to be vastly different than before. The past is past and I will prove why it is only the past.

Ricky having said that, my personal direction turns towards a certain Victoria McGlade.

You want competition? Congratulations, right here are two of the toughest women in the business. You've just made the mistake of not being careful what you wish for.

I could spend far too long showing you some of the hell I've gone through elsewhere, but the bottom line is this: it doesn't matter which of us you face first. You'll regret walking headfirst into a hornet's nest.

Yeah, this is a FAR different Predator Nation than before. When the match ends and I'm walking away as the Television Champion, the proof will be right in front of you. You can say what you want, Hayden, the fact is, you have a championship AND I WANT IT.

Ego venor, ergo sum.

*Richlen reaches out to shut the camera off and the screen goes black.*

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Well, well, well. We meet again.

You know Gus, at one point I hated you. I mean I really, really hated you. For weeks on end, all I would hear is how I was beneath you, how I didn't deserve the shot at the title. For weeks I put up with your self-righteous bullshit and how you were so convinced that facing me would be a walk in the park. And then I beat you and won the FAWA Title and proved everything you said wrong. And most telling was that it was all fair. I didn't cheat, I took no shortcut, I didn't bend rules. Everything I did was completely legal, and no matter what you say, I beat you inside that ring.

But at Wheel of Misfortune, that anger turned into confusion. You were so focused on me that you completely forgot about Seth Drakin, a man that made your life hell for months. One of the men responsible for kidnapping Shaelin. And you completely disregarded Seth just to get to me. I tried to make you understand that Seth was a threat, but you wouldn't listen. And as I was handcuffed to the ropes and forced to watch Seth torture you just to get the belt, I realized something. It wasn't hate, it was pity. You wanted the Heavyweight Title so badly that anyone who came after the belt was public enemy number one. You had to try to talk them down until they were defeated in their minds, and all because you cherished the belt more than anything. That's what you had worked towards, what you put your body through, and you had to defend it any way you knew how. Be it by belittling the competition or fighting inside the ring, you would do anything for that belt. And as I saw you at Wheel of Misfortune, that anger I felt for you turned into pity. You are ruled by that title belt, and even if it makes you crazy, insane, demented... you have to fight for that title.

You see the Television Title, and you know that this could be your ticket. If you win this belt, you get the chance to do what no man has done, you get the chance to defend this title ten times successfully and cash in for a World Title shot. And as a man who held this title over a year ago with the intent of doing the same thing, I understand completely. The chance to make history is alluring, and it may pain me to say this, but you have a shot of making it to ten.

But unfortunately for you, I'm on my way to ten defenses. I've already got defense number one out of the way, and nine defenses separate me from the title I never should have lost in the first place. I know Anthony Travizzo wants another shot at me, I know you're ready for another round, and with those two challenges alone it might not look like I can make it to the promised land. For any other man, those odds are insurmountable. For any other man, just the thought of those challenges would make him tremble in fear. But I am no ordinary man. I proved it when I won Battlebowl and Lord of the Ring in the span of six months. I proved it when I held the FAWA Heavyweight Title. I am the best pure athlete in this company, and no matter what you have to say about me, you cannot deny what I am capable of inside that ring.

Make no mistake, I am the uncrowned King, and FAWA is my empire. This title, the title I made famous, says that I am a king, and even if I didn't have it I would still reign over everyone. I knocked off Tobias Madoc Kingsley when it seemed impossible to beat him, and I beat Anthony Travizzo after he tried to take me out for good. With no Heavyweight Champion and The General holding the Fan-Forums Title, who do the people turn to? How about the King of Television, the man that has been through many wars, a man that beat Spaz in EWT years ago to lay claim to the OX-Division Title. How about the man they call Hollywood's Own, one of the most decorated singles competitors this company has seen? How about a man who's willing to f***ing fight for what he believes in?! YOU WANT A LEADER, YOU WANT A FIGHTER, YOU TURN TO THE KING OF HOLLYWOOD, BECAUSE I WILL NOT ALLOW MY KINGDOM TO FALL!!

*Hayden stares wide-eyed at the camera before taking several deep breaths, looking to calm down. After several seconds, Hayden begins to speak again, a sharp tone in his voice.*

You want this title Gus, you're gonna have to do the one thing you wanted to damn near eight months ago. You're going to have to kill me to take my title away from me.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Actually, I would never cash it in because unlike you, I don't take the cheap way. I will beat you, and that title will be mine until I lose it. I don't care about history or destiny or any of that shit. I only care about being champion. You want a title shot, find a different way because I refuse to let the TV title become more devalued than it already is.

This time, you lose. PERIOD.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

The cheap way? The same cheap way your buddy Connor was going to take before he lost the belt?

By beating ten opponents, in a row I might add, I prove that I deserve to compete for the FAWA Heavyweight Title. I show the world that as Television Champion, I can beat anyone put in front of my way. The TV Title may be looked at as "lower stock" by you and others, but this belt means the world to me. I've held this belt three times, and each time I told myself I would do what no one else has and make it to ten defenses. I want my name in the history books, I want people to know that what I accomplished here meant something, and if I have to curb stomp you into the mat, then I will. This is my belt, this is my kingdom, and you...

You're just the second name on my list.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

You want to know why that belt has less value than a five gallon bucket of used firecrackers? It's because people like you use it as a worthless stepping stone. That belt has NO prestige, NO value, NOTHING, because people like YOU use it as a cheap way to the top.

That ends when I take it from you. That belt will NEVER be used as a cheap out for me. I could hold it so long I retire as Television Champion. The cheap way sucks and I know because I tried it and was hated for it. Now that all I care about is climbing a huge ladder back up instead of being like you and trying to take the elevator, I don't care about your destiny or anything else. That belt will always be worthless until someone is willing to make it worth something. I AM THAT MAN.

I will make damn sure that you never get a chance to make this title more worthless than it already is. And in the unlikely event you win I will simply get another shot and finish the job. YOU WILL NOT REACH TEN ON MY WATCH, HAYDEN. PERIOD.

Ego venor, ergo sum.

[bigrick0016]

*The camera focuses in on Anthony Travizzo.He is leaning on a black Mercedes and wearing a black leather jacket. The camera pans out and it is a brisk November day in Little Italy. Travizzo outstretches his arms in a welcoming manner and says...*

AT: Welcome to my home. Welcome to where I was born, where I was raised, where I learned the ropes, and where I ruled with an iron fist. Which is exactly what is going to happen in FAWA. Just like in these streets, my name will be respected. Hell, my name will be feared. The fine people of Cleveland knew what to do when they saw Anthony Travizzo. They showed him every ounce of respect he deserved and they absolutely did not cross him... because if they did, they knew there would be hell to pay. Either by way of overhand right, or by way of my little friend Isabella...

*Anthony Travizzo pulls out a tire iron and taps it menacingly on his hand*

AT: Right now, there are multiple people not showing me the respect I so richly deserve. The main offenders are the big wigs at FAWA and that ******* jadrool Michael Hayden. Those idioti at FAWA just jump right over me and give a title shot to Gus Richlen. Gus was a great competitor, hell I liked and respected the way he conducted himself. However, did you notice anything about the words I used? They were past tense, just like Richlen. His days have past, my days are here. Michael Hayden seems to think a little roll up will end it between us, but as I see it, we've only just begun. He may have won a match, and he won it clean. Yet, there is a saying around here... "There is no shame in getting knocked down, the shame is in not getting back up". Well I'm back up, and I'm coming for you.

[ratetankmark]

Nov 5, 2013 21:30:49 GMT -5 Gus Richlen: Ruffian said:

*The camera feed is grainy and shaky as it moves to the three members of Predator Nation in a very Shield-like enviroment. Gus "The Predator" Richlen is closer to the camera:*

In case you haven't noticed, we're baaaaaaaaaaaaack.

Not only back, back like never before, back like never again.

And the very first order of business is taking the first step towards reclaiming my rightful place at the top of the food chain, and that is by taking the Television Championship.

I aalready can hear people now, saying that I never liked the TV title in the first place so why go for it now, or that I've never beaten Michael Hayden and it's not going to be any different now. My reply is that that was a different Gus Richlen than before and that thus the story is going to be vastly different than before. The past is past and I will prove why it is only the past.

Ricky having said that, my personal direction turns towards a certain Victoria McGlade.

You want competition? Congratulations, right here are two of the toughest women in the business. You've just made the mistake of not being careful what you wish for.

I could spend far too long showing you some of the hell I've gone through elsewhere, but the bottom line is this: it doesn't matter which of us you face first. You'll regret walking headfirst into a hornet's nest.

Yeah, this is a FAR different Predator Nation than before. When the match ends and I'm walking away as the Television Champion, the proof will be right in front of you. You can say what you want, Hayden, the fact is, you have a championship AND I WANT IT.

Ego venor, ergo sum.

*Richlen reaches out to shut the camera off and the screen goes black.*

Do you like to have fun?

It may not seem like it but deep down inside of me I have some child-like tendencies in me, for example, I love Disneyland, I love kids cartoons and milk and cookies.

But what I also love is hurting people, feeling their bones break and their hearts snap like a twig, I get off on it, some would say that it turns me on, but you people, you keep challenging me and I accept your challenge, but I'll let you pick the time and place because it's more fun not knowing something, it keeps me on my toes, but when you jump me or assault me from behind, you better make it good because I won't have a problem crushing your dreams and I will keep that image of you both screaming and crying in pain and I'll probably get off on that too.

Can me sick and crazy and demented and mentally ill, I'm all of those things but I'm honest, I don't hide behind a third man, I do everything on my own, however, I think I should ask you three a question.

Do you like the fans?

I don't, which is what allows me to be the monster I am now, so if you come at me with the intent of just beating me then you will fail, but if you come with the intent of ending my 20 year life then you may succeed, just be prepared for me to take you down with me.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*Seth Drakin arrives to the arena in a suit and tie.*

This week's show is going to be HUGE because I go out there in the ring and I get to soak in all that greatness. I get to finally realize that I have accomplish all that I need and I get to look towards the future.

[The Lach is very tired]

*Spaz is sitting backstage watching the Jan Hamala v Mysth match*

Bobby Riggs, up to his old tricks again. Why was I foolish enough to think he would be any different now? Better go check on Mysth.