Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 13, 2013 13:35:03 GMT -5
*A battered Gus Richlen is dragging himself through the back when Jerry Fish comes up to him:* Gus, you just lost to Michael Hayden yet again, and after that you were attacked by Anthony Travizzo. Can I get-A comment? You want me to give a comment about a line-jumper who decided to take the first shot at someone I've been wanting to defeat for over a year? You want me to give a comment about this ridiculous rule that hogties the damn ref so he can't do his job? You want me to give a comment on someone who is only going to treat that title like it's a damn stepping stone, further devaluing it?!
Well, here's your comment, Fish: One way or another, I'm getting another shot at Michael Hayden, one way or another, I'm going to make Travizzo wish he left his tire iron in his luggage, and one way or another, I'm going to make sure Hayden doesn't get to ten!*Then there is a shocked squeal, and a brown blur tackles Richlen to the ground. The camera pans down to see Shaelin Marie O'Hara in her Super Lady Grizzly Warrior persona hugging Richlen a lot more tightly than he'd probably consider comfortable:* OHMYGOSHIWASSOWORRIEDABOUTYOUAFTERWHATTHOSEMEANIEPEOPLESDIDTOYOUIWASSOWORRIEDMYPOORHONEYAREYOUOK?*Fish stands there shocked for a while then sneaks off.*
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 13, 2013 14:03:05 GMT -5
A loud booming voice suddenly speaks out.
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE WORLD... OF FOREIGN ALIEN ISLAND.
The camera fades in to a shot of what looks to be some sort of island, except the sky is purple, the grass is blue, and there are flying saucers hovering back and forth in the background. As we pan out we see a strange pink haired man crouching down, a manic grin on his face. He scratches at himself in the same manner a dog would as another figure sneaks over behind him, leaning over with a crazed smile of his own.
The pink haired man is clad in a banana yellow tank top and neon green hot pants while his ally dons a sombrero, a white sleeveless shirt, and overalls.
This blue and white haired man rubs over the other's hair with a palm, licking his lips in hunger.
The new realm... the realm of FAWA. We have arriven... and thus we are here! And now all of us they shall fear! For we come to seek both success and excess. Of this I will not digress.
We are Team Raftshack, of the Raftshackians! The land of Foreign Alien Isle spawned us long ago... and we now exist because it was willed by the Behemoth Bull of Bonanza! Thus now shall you meet and greet the beings who stand on their feet!
I am Faboon Noobaf... The Cool and Mild Manatee of Finesse! Know this name for this name shall know you soon! For the battle spirits within crave sustenance... and soon shall be it satisfied!
This creature looming beforst me... he is known as Zeleke Ekelez!
Hehe... I am the Hot and Spicy Pig of Acrobaticry! And... I soon seeketh to meet quite a many of you creatures awaiting in this world beyond. Such closeness that could be obtained twere we would engage in interaction!
Though we arrive under the banner of the EWT Army... our creed is not of vengeance nor intrusion, but mere opportunity. Once upon time were we a great tandem tag team, a tag team of the dualest proportions! And for many yearlings have we honed our craft...
HONED IT LIKE THE MALICIOUS ART OF MACRAME!
...And sat upon the Teacher Tree that has schooled us in the ways of this wide weird world. And now we emerge once more, from the primordial ooze that has spawned so many... and from us shall spawn a new breed of competition! A new breed of battle-worn warriors from Wales!
We're not actually from Wales.
Faboon slaps Zeleke aside the head.
Silence, you fool! For they need know not that nightly!
But my mouth must sing these words within! Holding back... it cannot be done and shall not be done, son!
Your words must wait... for our arrival is but approachening at a lickety-split speed! And soon these FAWA Forces will meet us... and meet us dearly! And from this dear meeting will we prance upon them like dear deer from Dearbourne!
I hear they have great Coffee-like beverages in this land!
IT MATTERS NOT... or not matters it? One truth will ring-a-ding prominently from everything.
We are Team Raft Shack... and prepare yourselves FAWA! For the Boston Terriers of Battle howl their horrific howl... and soon shall we be on the prowl!
Eighty-Seven-and-a-half!
The two men look at one another and grin wide as the image abruptly cuts to black.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Nov 13, 2013 14:32:59 GMT -5
You seem.. Rattled, Boiraa. You seem disappointed. Angry even. But what are you angry about? What is it you want to settle in the ring? You act like I broke my word. I told you we'd take the fight to Disturbance and Dupoe. And we did just that. Or at least, I know I did.
You're not angry at me, Burouraa. You're angry at yourself. It wasn't me that got punched in the balls and got pinned. So now you're pissed off and you're looking for someone to blame. So naturally you look at me. You looking for a fight? Well congratulations, you found one. But this is a fight you are in no way prepared for.
You're a weak, angry little man who's about to step into the ring with one of the most dangerous men to ever lace up a pair of boots.
I hope you're ready for this, because there's hardly anything short of killing me that will end the onslaught that's coming at you.
Bring your A-Game.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 15, 2013 2:54:18 GMT -5
You seem.. Rattled, Boiraa. You seem disappointed. Angry even. But what are you angry about? What is it you want to settle in the ring? You act like I broke my word. I told you we'd take the fight to Disturbance and Dupoe. And we did just that. Or at least, I know I did.
You're not angry at me, Burouraa. You're angry at yourself. It wasn't me that got punched in the balls and got pinned. So now you're pissed off and you're looking for someone to blame. So naturally you look at me. You looking for a fight? Well congratulations, you found one. But this is a fight you are in no way prepared for.
You're a weak, angry little man who's about to step into the ring with one of the most dangerous men to ever lace up a pair of boots.
I hope you're ready for this, because there's hardly anything short of killing me that will end the onslaught that's coming at you.
Bring your A-Game. BUROURAA: Yoo feed me Amerlican sheezubuhgah afta weeks of stahveen. Yoo gib me hopu dat I wilru see zhusuteesu furom dee men who turn my warudo uppusaidu down.
We gain alraizu in battlre and we failru. Hee dey stand trlaiumufantu az Tago Teemu Champion and yoo say we tayku faight to dem? I no not dees lrojic yoo yuse and I wilru hab nun ub eet.
Nah yoo seem to tayk gulree in fayseen me in rleeng. Yoo gulroat again az eef battlre awlrleddy wun. Eef ai peen yoo in skuwaredu seercurle wirlu yoo calru dat beectoree?
Foolru! I turain foh nutting lresso den furlareso beectoree! Yoo, za warudo, za eff ay dubba yoo ay - eeben deez ee dubba yoo tee infaydahs - alru wilru see wut I am turlulree caypabalru ub!
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Post by ratetankmark on Nov 16, 2013 9:27:25 GMT -5
*Victoria calmly stands on the balcony of an apartment that clearly wasn't in her home of Newcastle, England. The young woman smirked slightly even though her eyes were hidden by a pair of loud sunglasses* So I here that some bird called 'Shaelin' wants to call me out, I don't really know, that's just what I hear, by the way, what do you wankers think of my place, a lot nicer than my apartment that I used to live in when I was back in Newcastle*Victoria picks up the camera and films the inside of her lavish apartment before placing the camera back on its stand and continuing* Shaelin, I'm not here to pretend and BS my way through to you by saying that I've seen your work but to be honest, I haven't seen one match of yours, but that doesn't mean I'm not intrigued by you...I've been hearing nothing but great things from the FAWA fans, not that I care what they think but at least you acknowledge my existence, which I appreciate*Victoria takes her sunglasses off and places them on the top of her head and chuckles* So I guess it's Victoria McGlade vs. Shaelin, now you probably look at this 20 year old kid cutting a promo on you now and think that I'm nothing but gob, you couldn't be any more wrong petal, see the rules of wrestling don't really apply to me, I won't be told to get off you when I'm beating your face in the corner, I won't listen to that striped shirt git until I'm good and ready, and by that time you may already be dead...Before you face Victoria McGlade, get a bodybag and a shovel because Shaelin, you've just signed your death warrant.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 16, 2013 13:26:26 GMT -5
*Again with the shaky camera as Gus Richlen and Shaelin Marie O'Hara are backstage:*
Anthony Travizzo, I don't you think you realize just what you've done.
Of all the people to piss off, you chose the most dangerous one: ME.
I get here after having been absent for what seems like forever and you cut in line to a title shot just because you blindside someone I've been desperate to defeat for over a year. Why? Because, according to you, you don't like how someone like him was just HANDED everything. Well guess what? I'VE BEEN SAYING THE SAME THING FOR OVER A YEAR NOW! And what did the truth get me? NOTHING!
But that's where your truth-telling ends. I have accomplished a hell of a lot in this business, and I'm not even in my damn prime yet! My days are just getting started, Travizzo, but your days of sneak attacks and jumping ahead in line are going to end next week. I am Present Tense, I am the Man In Demand, I am Ultimum Predator, Gens princeps Predator, and I will bring you down.
I have a mission, a job to do, and you stand in my way. Next week, I clear the road ahead.
Aliens non agere de re, quam tu ne in praeda inops.
*Richlen exits, but Shaelin lingers:*
Congratulations, Mc Glade, you have the bad luck of facing me next week.
Next week, you learn that the female Predator is just as dangerous as the male.
*The camera shuts off....*
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Nov 29, 2013 2:23:15 GMT -5
David McLaren can be seen standing next to a red shipping container. It is dark but his face and upper body are illuminated by what seems to be a cam-corder mounted flashlight. He is dressed in a black hoodie with the hood down, facing away from the camera.
We're really getting into it now, huh Jeremy? Sending people to attack me during my match.. Well hey, I guess I'm in no position to complain after that Battle Bowl qualifier huh?
He chuckles quietly, shaking his head.
As far as I'm concerned when it comes to you and me, nothing is off limits..
He slams his fist against the container and stares at the camera with an enraged expression, the camera jumps and shakes lightly as if the operator has been startled.
But having your goons attack Alice?!
He takes a few breaths, apparently trying to bring himself back under control.
Okay.. Calm.. I'm calm..
Alright, you want to play it like that, that's fine. We'll do it your way. Just remember a week from now that it was you who took it to this next level.
I promise you it is a step you will regret.
He nods and the video comes to an end.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 29, 2013 16:51:43 GMT -5
Well, color me disappointed.
For the longest time I had wanted another shot at proven that I can beat Michael Hayden and what happens?
Somebody keeps it from happening.
But you know what that means?
That means I can just face someone else on my road back to becoming FAWA World Champion.
And Jan Hamala, you are standing in that path and you have the Television Championship and I want it.
At NiteRaw, the Predator hunts again, and you are prey.
And that...
...is a promise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 29, 2013 23:40:26 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin is seen sitting outside next to a campfire and he looks into the camera.*
I'm sure you are wondering where I have been. I mean, it has been a while since the rematch between Jonathan and myself for the vacant World Heavyweight Title was made. A match where two former two-time world champions walk in and only one walks out the first three-time world champion. And since then, you haven't even heard a peep from either of us. Well, that ends tonight because I am going to end this sound of silence.
Jonathan, you just couldn't walk away. You just couldn't let me have my moment after I defeated you in the Cell. You just had to goad me into one more match and you know what, I will beat you again. Jonathan, you may be silent since obviously you are still recovering from your injuries, the injuries you weren't even man enough to admit that you had. But me, well......
*Seth stands up and shows no injuries.*
I have healed quite nicely from my injuries. Jonathan, when the smoke settles, I am going to be the world heavyweight champion and it's funny that both times I have held the world title before, it has been for other means. Whether it be to get back the Championship of Honor that was stolen from me or to make sure I fought you inside the Hell in the Cell at Gookermania VI, I have never really had a chance to have a world title reign where I could appreciate being at the top of the mountain.
And since there is no reason for me to use the world title as a bargaining chip to get something I want, I'm just going to win the world title just to show you that I have always and always will be better than you. Hell, I will show that as far as this company goes, I am as Bret Hart would say, "The Best There Is, The Best There Was, And The Best There Ever Will Be"
And no one is going to change that. Not any newbie who comes in thinking they are better. Not any egomaniac who wants the spotlight all for themselves. Not any person who had there chance and failed, so they decide to invade here. NO ONE!!!!
Be prepared to see what you already know: that there is only one best and his name is Seth Drakin.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 2, 2013 19:54:36 GMT -5
Well, it's set now.
Jan Hamala, I have waited too long to get back on track.
You will NOT derail me now.
My journey back to the top starts at NiteRaw by taking the Television Championship from you. After that, I will keep my promise and defend it until I lose it. No cashing it in.
The eve of the Year Of The Predator, Two Thousand And Richlen, is here, and I am going to celebrate it the only way I know how: BY WINNING.
And that...
...is a promise.
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 2, 2013 19:55:15 GMT -5
*We go backstage to a dark room, no light at all. The cameraman begins to turn away, when...*
Forgot about me, didn't you?
*The cameraman switches back just in time to see a lighter flick on, illuminating the (glasses-free) face of Scott Martin*
Yep. No glasses. Time to leave the past behind me. I clung to it for a bit after TMK busted it, but I realized that it's...a security blanket. And like a kid who's all grown up, I don't need a security blanket anymore, so...
*He gestures to the floor, where two broken pieces of plastic lie*
There you go. Now onto business. Next Niteraw, The Dream and I get a return match that, God willing and the creek don't rise, will give us back what we never should have lost in the first place! Disturbance, Boiler Room Brawler whatever the f*** your name is, you and your little manservant Dupoe are puppet champions, and to be frank, it's a little cute that you actually trusted the EWT guys to back you up. Adorable, even! But business is business, gullible cultists you are, you two are pretty good in the ring. But I don't give a damn how good you are, I don't give a damn about you, your grandfather Cthulhu, or any other Lovecraftian abomination you can drag up! The Dream Team will reign supreme once again, and you can take that to the bank.
*Martin blows out the lighter flame, leaving us in total darkness once again as we fade out*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 3, 2013 12:59:21 GMT -5
*As "I'm Shipping Off To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys starts, Gus Richlen walks through the door of the abandoned warehouse wearing his black trench coat, A-shirt, and black jeans from his debut. His voice is heard over the singing:*
Once upon a time, I was what people wanted me to be.
I was supposed to always be the nice guy, never speaking what was really on my mind, never straying from the path I was supposed to be on.
*He disappears behind a pillar, and he comes out the other side with the Guy Fawkes mask on before disappearing again and re-emerging with the emerald and black facepaint from both his "Emerald Warrior" and "Darkness" phases.*
But there was a problem with that. I was not comfortable being someone other than myself.
*He disappears again, and he re-emerges wearing his current attire.*
And yet people don't like me for being myself?
All of that criticism rolls off my back. I do not care anymore.
Now all anyone is going to get is the genuine article, the real, raw, unedited Gus Richlen. The Gus Richlen who has done almost everything there is to do in FAWA and who is poised to seize the reins in the 101 Colony, NGIW, and SVW. The Gus Richlen who will become the next Television Champion on the way back to my rightful place atop the food chain.
The real Gus Richlen is here, and now that everything has changed, things are going to get just a bit more interesting.
*He walks out.
And moments later as the song hits the final guitar riff, the warehouse EXPLODES.*
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 26, 2013 23:17:42 GMT -5
FAWA.COM EXCLUSIVE:
*We cut backstage to the locker room of the NEW FAWA Tag Team Champions, The Dream Team, and the scene can only be described as ecstatic. The Dream, who appears to have put away several glasses of wine, is dancing in the middle of the room with multiple women, top hat askew. Martin, who appears only slightly more sober than Dream at this point, is facing the hard camera and wearing his belt.*
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the Champions, my frieeenndds!! And weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'llllll keep on fiiiightinnng 'til the end!!
Come on Dream, join in! This is party time, man! Not just anyone can say they're two time Tag Team Champions!
Martin leans against a table and takes a few deep breaths before spotting someone off-screen
Hey. Hey! Davey! Come here man, have a few on me!
*Martin stumbles off-screen and we fade to black.*
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Dec 28, 2013 22:51:21 GMT -5
A video starts playing, showing David McLaren sitting down at a table. On the other side of the table sits Ophelia Shadowgail, she appears to be in good health and is eating dinner as David leans back in his chair, putting his feet up on the table.
I just got back from The Dream Team's championship celebration. Was a pretty swingin' shindig. Lots of booze, lots of loose, pretty girls-..
The camera jerks left a little, the operator apparently reacting to David's words.
What?!
David looks towards the camera, apparently addressing the operator. He holds his hand up reassuringly.
Easy, Alice. I was a good boy.
A sigh of relief comes from behind the camera as David continues.
Anyway, they're a lively bunch. I was actually glad to help them get the titles back. Though I'd be lying if I said I was there for any other reason than to take a shot at Jeremy Dupoe. And once again, that's who I'm talking to now.
David gestures to Ophelia, who has a disgusted expression on her face. Whether it's the food or David is anyone's guess.
So Jeremy, as you've no doubt learned by now I am very much a man of my word. And as you can see, Ophelia is doing just fine. Whether or not she stays that way is entirely up to you. And of course, I'm willing to give her back. What you need to ask yourself is this:
“What am I willing to give to make that happen?”
I'll get what I want one way or another, Jeremy. It's up to you how far I go to get it. I'll be seein' you real soon.
Count on it.
The video comes to an end.
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Post by Waffel113 on Dec 30, 2013 15:35:45 GMT -5
FAWA.COM EXCLUSIVE
*We go backstage to Jerry Fish*
Hello and Happy New Year FAWA Galaxy! 2013 has been, in my mind, a banner year for the Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance, and coming soon, we'll give 2013 a proper send-off with a Matches of the Year Special! Join me, Michael Gettinpill and the FAWA Roster as we remember the very best 2013 had to offer, as remembered by the men who made the magic happen. Now today, I can exclusively announce the nominees for the coveted Match of the Year Award, and they are:
*Fish pulls out a list*
The Costume Battle Royale from Night of the Wrestling Zombies! Gus Richlen vs. Seth Drakin, Richlen's Career vs. Shaelin's Freedom, also from Night of the Wrestling Zombies! Gus Richlen vs. Seth Drakin for the Inter-Forums Championship from Lord of the Ring! The Dream Team vs. The Cult of the End for the Tag Team Championships from NiteRaw's E-Day Week 3! "The General of Wrestling" William Anderson vs. "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden for the vacant FAN Forums Championship at Battle Bowl! Seth Drakin vs. Jonathan Michaels, Hell in a Cell from GookerMania VI! The Hydra of Evil vs. The Hollywood Enigmas for the Vacant Tag Team Championships, in a Twilight Match from Wheel of Misfortune! The Dream vs. Ryan Blood for the Television Championship on NiteRaw! And our final nominee, Antihero vs. Scott Martin in a Lego Death Match, the final match of their Best of 7, also from Wheel of Misfortune!
And there you have it! Fans, be sure to vote now to determine which match is FAWA's Match of the Year 2013, and we'll see you in 2014. I'm Jerry Fish, thanks for watching!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 4, 2014 2:23:16 GMT -5
Third times the charm.
The man known only as "Hollywood's Own", Michael Hayden is seen standing in front of the FAWA logo. The trademark facepaint is gone, leaving only the smile visible on his face.
Seems like a distant memory, doesn't it Gus? Just one year ago, you and I were put on a collision course that neither of us could have predicted. You were Triple Champion while I was determined to become the Lord of the Ring. Neither of us could have forseen what would happen next.
The battles are known, the words spoken, the threats repeated. I have beaten you, cleanly I might add, in the center of the ring both times we've met. Both times a title was on the line, and both times I walked out the victor. I know you don't like it, but that's history. And history is written by the winners. Now, I'm not going to say that I utterly defeated you, because there's no need for revisionist history. We've both traded shots, we left it all out in the ring, and there were times when it seemed that Gus Richlen would emerge victorious, but in the end I managed to defeat you. I walked out with gold around my waist.
The Television Title is a title that seems to have defined me and my tenure here in the FAWA. It was the TV Title that I originally won and defended for seven successful weeks. It was the TV Title that I lost to Jonathan Michaels, driving me to win Battlebowl 2012 and challenge for the World Title. It was the TV Title that you referred to as the "least important title", which I took offense to and sought to prove you wrong. And when I lost the FAWA Heavyweight Title, it was the TV Title I returned to. Not the FAN-Forums or Tag Team, but the Television. And now, it's the Television Title I find myself chasing once again. I find myself challenging for the belt, looking to become the TV Champion for the fourth time within two years. Because... because that belt is me.
Scoff, laugh, do whatever you want, but that title and I are connected unlike anything in this company. Who else can say they've held a title three times and continue to challenge for it? How many men can truly say they're where they are at today because of the TV Title? Without that belt I would have floundered, struggling to be noticed while others took the spots I had. I'm not lying when I say that I love the Television Title, perhaps moreso than anything else in this company, because the TV Title made me into the man I am today. Look at the matches I had with TMK and Anthony Travizzo. Go over the match that you and I had and tell me I didn't fight with everything I have to emerge victorious. I've fought tooth and nail for that belt, and given that you've seen firsthand what I'm capable of inside the ring, even you can admit that I have done everything I possibly can in order to become or defend the TV Title. Hell, I choked Anthony Travizzo out with ease because he stood between me and the title. That alone should prove my desire to take back my belt.
You may never like me Gus, you may want to keep me from the TV Title, but know that this match means the world to me. It's not that I don't want you as TV Champ; I don't want anyone but me as champion. The TV Title and I are connected Gus, and nothing is going to stand in my way. Not you.
Not yet.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 4, 2014 10:49:32 GMT -5
There's one problem with your logic.
Thrid time is the charm because this time, the chapter will have a different ending. And that ending is me continuing with my slow burn Kobashi-style return to the top and in doing so becoming the longest reigning TV Champion.
And unlike you, I won't cash it in for anything.
Third time is the charm.
Just not for you.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 16, 2014 16:55:04 GMT -5
It seems that too many people have forgotton just who exactly I am.
My name is Gus Richlen.
I have had many names in the past.
Xtreme Machine.
Emerald Warrior.
Darkness.
Predator Knight.
Predator.
But most important of all, Champion.
I have already heard the talk about how I don't deserve to be back in FAWA, how I don't deserve to rise to the mountaintop again. I know many of you are wishing I'd just go away for good.
I know none of you think I can beat Michael Hayden.
Oh well.
I have one goal and one goal in mind, and that is defeat the one man who has spent over a year as the thorn in my side that I have yet to remove. The story will not have the same ending this time. This time, I'M going to be the one who walks out of the arena victorious. This time, I'M going to walk out STILL Television Champion.
This time, I find that fire I lost too long ago.
AT NiteRaw, the Rebuild Of Richlen begins. And when it ends, I WILL be FAWA World Champion again.
And whether you like it or not, that...
...is a promise.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 16, 2014 16:56:31 GMT -5
Blasted changes.
Originally it was supposed to be me and Jonathan for the belt, but now some egotistical morons have decided that the world title will be decided at the Lord of the Ring tournament.
Well, despite the changes, I can put this as a positive.
You see, I deserve to be World Champion after all the BS I have gone through and I want to be the Lord Of The Ring so this year, I get to kill two birds with one stone.
But the first step is this Beat The Clock Challenge which determines what spot I get in this tournament. And while Gus and Michael finally end their longtime squabble for the TV Title that will be retired, I will be part of the Gauntlet against "The World's Worst Jobber" Justin Hole.
Justin, I have no problems with you personally, but like someone said in the video game SWAT 4, you are in my way. But don't worry, I'm not going to torture you as I have to get the best time, this will be quick and mostly painless for you. I say mostly painless because it will take some pain, but beggars cant be choosers when it comes to facing me.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jan 21, 2014 17:41:59 GMT -5
DISTURBANCE!BRB: Ha!
The Dream Team may hold the Tag Team belts, but now I, the Fallen Sovereign, will ascend to the top of the FAWA Universe and claim the World Heavyweight Championship while the High Priest shall claim the FAN Forums Championship!
We have only just begun to dominate and then bring down the FAWA! The breaking of the final seals approach!
First we must defeat this less than mortal Justin Hole. To call him a challenge is to make some sort of joke about my abilities.
I will be Lord of the Ring just as I am the Majority Shareholder of the FAWA.
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