Does John Cena show any wear and tear tonight?

[SEAN CARLESS]

Despite going out on a stretcher (Although he did get off of it and remove his neck-brace on the post-show), we all know that John Cena will be on RAW tonight because WWE is seemingly terrified to go one week without him. (despite Ratings not really dropping the few times he has). So, what condition do you think Cena will be in? Will he sell injuries that wasted 50 dollars of people's money that ended the match last night? Or will it be business as usual?

And bonus points to whether you think HHH comes out and announces another cryptic fake retirement, whilst not putting over Lesnar as a threat at all.

Predictions, people. I'm genuinely curious.

[keepinitreal365]

Nope...end thread. K mean seriously dude got up off the stretcher and walked away SMH

[Deleted]

I hope he comes out normal, does his entrance, cracks jokes, everything same as usual...but he's wearing 1 bandaid.

[Push R Truth]

Comes out as normal to his music, over-exaggerates stretches his arm out for the salute... runs to the ring and hops around like a rabbit on cocaine.


SO I predict about a second of selling but 10 minutes of his blabbing into the mic about how EXTREME his match was.


Bonus points if he has a random band aid on his head.

[Deleted]

I think he'll show a little wear and tear. Not alot because hey, its Cena, but he'll probably have a couple of bandages/bandaids on him and maybe even a limp. They have to sell Ryback as some kind of a threat for their PPV match next month.

[paywindah]

Over/under poop jokes: 1.5

[sunnytaker]

he will wince briefly a few times, go through the ropes at a slightly slower than normal pace (possible with a wince) make a few jokes about "being a bit banged up tonight" before going into his usual "da champ is here! because he could not miss being in this ring tonight no matter what kind of shape he is in for the sake of the WWE universe!" thing and being his normal self by the end of the promo.

HHH will be mentioned at several times throughout RAW indicating that on Smackdown this friday he will talk about what's next for the Game-uh!

[Super Weak Machine]

He needs a cartoon X bandage on his forehead.

[Pushed to the Moon]

He'll actually show up STRONGER than he was before and break Mark Henry's bench press record at the top of the ramp before running to the ring.

[mizerable]

He'll open the show with the typical carnival barker shit he's been doing in recent months.

[Deleted]

I figure he'll limp a little, have a match in the main event they'll hype as him being in serious danger due to his injuries, and then he'll overcome and win anyway while showing no signs of ever having been hurt afterward.

[543Y2J]

He's survived worse

But HHH needs his time to show his acting masterpiece of the badass yet warmhearted emotional violent businessman CEO Conqueror of the Universe Shakespearean oscar winning actor farther husband fighter man who cries deeply into a microphone in a manly way for 30 minutes to the chants of "please don't go"

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I think they'll actually let Cena rest since our Supreme Lord and Master HHH will be the highlight of the show.

[Deleted]

Yep, runs to the ring, has the same lame mannerisms, then cracks corny and horrible jokes as usual.

[TCM]

I don't remember, did Cena show up the Raw after Backlash when he was chokeslammed THROUGH A LIGHT? Because by comparison, he SHOULD be fine for tonight.

[Chip]

Don't be too shocked at the vote of he doesn't show up tonight, that was me........ I sneezed whilst trying to pick the one above it.

[Joshie el Gato Rey]

We'll all complain after tonight when Cena tells the crowd he suffered a couple of "boo-boos" from (The) Ryback.

[mizerable]

May 20, 2013 13:24:10 GMT -5 Chip said:

Don't be too shocked at the vote of he doesn't show up tonight, that was me........ I sneezed whilst trying to pick the one above it.

You are able to retract your vote..

[Deleted]

King Hippo bandage on his forehead for some reason or no buys.

[Dat Dude]