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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 11, 2013 11:09:51 GMT -5
I think the homophobes should be the Shield. Like the big "injustice" they're always talking about is having one of "those" people in an environment where everyone is semi-nude, oiled up, and rolling around on each other, which is why they wear the vests because they don't want to draw unwanted attention to themselves.
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Post by Sam Punk on Aug 11, 2013 11:09:52 GMT -5
How about this guy? {Spoiler} Spoiler
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 11:55:05 GMT -5
I don't think there should be any overly written "comedy" to it. It would be hilarious to present it frankly and straight forward, just because of how out of place it would feel in WWE TV.
Think about it, Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow just ended. We shoot to the back with...let's say...Scott Stanford, and he says "WOW, would I like to #$@% both of them right now." Then cut right to Cole and Lawler, who are speechless for a good 7 seconds. Fade to break.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 11, 2013 12:16:28 GMT -5
WWE already has Cody
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 11, 2013 12:17:25 GMT -5
I think it would be better if we had a more homophobe character or something. Not a gay wrestler. Nothing wrong with that in real life, but I feel the character would just be catering to people for WWE to say "look, we accept all people" or something. Plus, beng that blunt with a character would get a lot of controversy. The homophobe would be some heel trying to act all serious, but then build up the accidental references over time. Maybe he's backstage with a tag partner and his tag partner slaps his rear as a good luck thing, but the homophobe over thinks it and then the rest builds from there. Just my take. Why not both? like this guy? www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/?ref=auto
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 11, 2013 13:02:58 GMT -5
Would he be an analyst? And a therapist?
If you will, an analrapist a theralyst?
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Aug 11, 2013 14:20:35 GMT -5
"You're gonna be in a surprise this Sunday at WrestleMania Undertaker! Because if you think I'm just gonna be another notch on your belt, then you are mistaken. If you think you can just flip me upside down and tuck my head between your legs, then you've got another thing coming!....What's everybody looking at?"
(camera pans back to show everyone in stunned silence watching the promo)
Entire locker room (in unison): NOTHING!
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Post by Lila on Aug 11, 2013 14:22:28 GMT -5
Like he constantly says and does unintentional homoeroticism and he's obvlicious of all his actions and reactions from everyone else. He should also have a mustache So essentially, Mid-90s Shawn Michaels minus the stache?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2013 14:24:53 GMT -5
If this board ever got control of WWE booking the first 20 items of business would be turning dudes gay it seems.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Aug 11, 2013 14:43:45 GMT -5
If this board ever got control of WWE booking the first 20 items of business would be turning dudes gay it seems. Oh no, this isn't the usual "let's have a seriously gay wrestler" thread. This is a "let's have a hilariously accidentally homoerotic" character who doesn't understand how gay he's coming off. Like that old Magnum TA promo where he vows to "come on you".
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Post by homofojomo on Aug 11, 2013 14:59:49 GMT -5
Like he constantly says and does unintentional homoeroticism and he's obvlicious of all his actions and reactions from everyone else. He should also have a mustache So essentially, Mid-90s Shawn Michaels minus the stache? Just because he chose to live his life openly and honestly does not make you the better woman Ashker.
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 11, 2013 16:10:21 GMT -5
Why not Big E Langston
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Post by Professor Chaos on Aug 11, 2013 16:25:32 GMT -5
If this board ever got control of WWE booking the first 20 items of business would be turning dudes gay it seems. The Royal Rumble would turn into an all out orgy party.
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Post by Lila on Aug 11, 2013 17:43:06 GMT -5
So essentially, Mid-90s Shawn Michaels minus the stache? Just because he chose to live his life openly and honestly does not make you the better woman Ashker.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 0:07:42 GMT -5
This was actually the first thing that came to mind when I opened the thread.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Aug 12, 2013 5:07:47 GMT -5
Like he constantly says and does unintentional homoeroticism and he's obvlicious of all his actions and reactions from everyone else. He should also have a mustache Cody has a mustache, and seems like perfect "gay bait", but as a dude who likes dudes, I find that the mustache makes him less attractive. Cody was honestly more appealing when he had the twink factor about him. completely agree. most facial hair also does this for me. Miz looks way better clean shaven imo.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Aug 12, 2013 5:39:45 GMT -5
And hey, he wouldn't be the first person in the family to do sexually ambiguous things. Dude, Dusty was 100% straight. He was the common man. Hard times bro, hard times.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 12, 2013 7:03:14 GMT -5
Or you could go full-on gay and send someone to find Orlando Jordan I don't think we need someone THAT gay in the WWE. Um. Really?
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Post by Crimson on Aug 12, 2013 8:22:06 GMT -5
You know what a "gay character" is going to result in? A Heel eventually saying something homophobic to get heel heat and countless threads threads complaining about the WWE going "too far this time." (i.e. Remember Jerry Lawler's mom.)
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 12, 2013 9:16:52 GMT -5
I think it would be better if we had a more homophobe character or something. Not a gay wrestler. Nothing wrong with that in real life, but I feel the character would just be catering to people for WWE to say "look, we accept all people" or something. Plus, beng that blunt with a character would get a lot of controversy. The homophobe would be some heel trying to act all serious, but then build up the accidental references over time. Maybe he's backstage with a tag partner and his tag partner slaps his rear as a good luck thing, but the homophobe over thinks it and then the rest builds from there. Just my take. they could have one of the older wrestlers, say, William Regal (or anyone else old enough to have an adult son) act it out kinda like that MacGruber skit where he founds out his son is gay and his inability to get past it keeps distracting him and causing him to lose.
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