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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 12, 2013 9:18:30 GMT -5
Would he be an analyst? And a therapist? If you will, an analrapist a theralyst? and he drives to the ring in a car with a license plate reading "A Nu Start". hey I think i know what we can do with Del Rio now that Ricardo's gone.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 12, 2013 9:19:44 GMT -5
If this board ever got control of WWE booking the first 20 items of business would be turning dudes gay it seems. Oh no, this isn't the usual "let's have a seriously gay wrestler" thread. This is a "let's have a hilariously accidentally homoerotic" character who doesn't understand how gay he's coming off. Like that old Magnum TA promo where he vows to "come on you". Stevie Richards: OH YOU WANT TO "COME" ON ME, TOMMY?!?!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 12, 2013 14:51:12 GMT -5
Cody has a mustache, and seems like perfect "gay bait", but as a dude who likes dudes, I find that the mustache makes him less attractive. Cody was honestly more appealing when he had the twink factor about him. completely agree. most facial hair also does this for me. Miz looks way better clean shaven imo. Miz is so UMPH!. I like how he's not completely ripped, but still looks like he takes care of himself. He's chubby, but his fat is in all the right places. I think Miz should be the "ambiguous" wrestler. But instead of doing unintentionally homoerotic things, he should be totally self aware of how "gay" he comes off, and take the piss out of himself for it. Like he'll threaten some random heel with "You know what this face means right?"
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 12, 2013 15:09:46 GMT -5
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Post by Glitch on Aug 12, 2013 15:13:19 GMT -5
Better yet, how about this?
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Post by Cronant on Aug 12, 2013 15:24:19 GMT -5
So abridged Zarbon?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 17:41:20 GMT -5
Other than the mustache, isn't this every pro wrestler? For such a tough guy, Stone Cold sure did want a lot of pieces of a lot of asses.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 12, 2013 17:56:54 GMT -5
I don't think we need someone THAT gay in the WWE. Um. Really? I know it sounds a bit hypocritical coming from me of all people, since I make a lot of disturbing and off-putting posts here, but it just bothers me that OJ had the chance to represent us, and then willingly chose to make himself a walking stereotype. It's not like he was bi/gay and TNA management forced him to play a "fairy", but this was an idea that OJ HIMSELF came up with. I know it's a joke around here, but I seriously want a "serious gay" wrestler, or if he has to be a comedy guy, I'd rather it be a jockish "bro" type like Ziggler, Miz, Riley or Ryder than someone like Rico (although I did admittedly like Rico in his stylist phase). When I see people like the character OJ played, it sometimes makes me wish I could go back into the closet. I feel like what gay/bi wrestling fans need is a role model who can show them that being less than 100% straight doesn't have to mean you have to "turn in your man card".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 18:31:57 GMT -5
Everyone should be gay, every single wrestler but one straight guy who would be a serious heterosexual character. He would act like heterosexuality was totally natural and would not notice the strange looks and the straight jokes the gay dudes would make. I like it! You could have some canned chanting for awkward moments for StraightMan. "Oh you, StraightGuy *clap clap clapclapclap* It's as close to what I want to happen in real life anyway so it damn well better happen, 'E!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2013 18:38:24 GMT -5
I know it sounds a bit hypocritical coming from me of all people, since I make a lot of disturbing and off-putting posts here, but it just bothers me that OJ had the chance to represent us, and then willingly chose to make himself a walking stereotype. It's not like he was bi/gay and TNA management forced him to play a "fairy", but this was an idea that OJ HIMSELF came up with. I know it's a joke around here, but I seriously want a "serious gay" wrestler, or if he has to be a comedy guy, I'd rather it be a jockish "bro" type like Ziggler, Miz, Riley or Ryder than someone like Rico (although I did admittedly like Rico in his stylist phase). When I see people like the character OJ played, it sometimes makes me wish I could go back into the closet. I feel like what gay/bi wrestling fans need is a role model who can show them that being less than 100% straight doesn't have to mean you have to "turn in your man card". In serious mode I fully agree with this, it's not hard to write for diversity without mocking anyone not of standard sexual cis stuff (yet the closest to non-cliche serious non-straight guys in WWE were Billy & Chuck so I don't hold out much hope), just requires better writing and effort. Which the WWE isn't best known for but still, a guy can hope. One day. EDIT: with that being said, I know the post was stating that OJs character was preying on cliché shock sexuality "ewww weirdos" stuff for OJs TNA character, but given I know a few folk like that in life anyway I think diversity in all characters should exist, so I'm not completely against OJ as it can represent a niche segment of people (and everyone deserves to be represented in the media) BUT it all comes back to diversity, if you have one that represents more cliche (sometimes people are forced to be "more gay" by legislation/current trends dictating it which is something which affects a lot of people in the LGBT spectrum like myself) then there being a more progressive/subtle role around at the same time would be cool. I know, I know, it's the WWE, it's going to end up basically making sexuality the main point of any gimmick that isn't alpha-male straight grrr man, but still.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 12, 2013 19:06:47 GMT -5
Other than the mustache, isn't this every pro wrestler? For such a tough guy, Stone Cold sure did want a lot of pieces of a lot of asses. Not to mention walking around in leather vests and either black speedos or short short jeans.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 13, 2013 11:21:57 GMT -5
still convinced his girlfriend's name is Chuck.
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