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Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Aug 30, 2013 23:13:51 GMT -5
John Cena offered to give the Rock a pearl necklace, told Rock that he would make him kiss his ass, and asked him to blow him. All on live TV.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Aug 30, 2013 23:23:00 GMT -5
Brad Pitt killed Nathan Jones.
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Post by I've got some bad news... on Aug 30, 2013 23:35:28 GMT -5
God is 0-1 in WWE.
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Aug 31, 2013 5:51:10 GMT -5
Randy Orton kicked his boss in the head and threatened to sue the company.
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Aug 31, 2013 6:46:40 GMT -5
Anyway the Undertaker opened the crate and there was a puppy inside.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2013 6:56:40 GMT -5
The Undertaker was actually an Undertaker who just happened to wrestle for some reason, who as a child killed his parents and burned his family home, which led to his brother seeking revenge, which in turn led to a match where Undertaker set his brother on fire again and was considered to be the hero, but then he started worshiping the devil so he had several matches with a drunk bald redneck but then he disappeared and came back as a middle aged biker, eventually he was murdered by his brother but he came back to life and coincidentally acts the same as he did when he was first in the company and now he can somehow shoot lightning from his hands and yet he still got pinned by being kicked once by a tall Indian man. RUN ON SENTENCES. Kane... Let me try again. Kane... My head hurts even having to think about explaining Kane after KOTR 1998.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 31, 2013 6:59:01 GMT -5
Mosh one half of the successful tag team "The Headbangers" became a 1950's sitcom character who had an implied "incestuous" relationship with his "mother", who then renounced the gimmick on live TV and became Chaz a fun loving kid from Jersey and his "mother" was revealed to be his girlfriend, who then for no reason at all claimed that Chaz abused her all of the time which drew the ire of everyone in the locker room (Including The Godfather, a well known pimp) until Chaz's former partner came out and revealed via hidden video tape that she was lying the whole time, and then the two became the Headbangers once more. And eventually he started wearing a turban for no apparent reason. Oh did I also mention he and his partner were briefly joined a convent when they first started in the WWF.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Aug 31, 2013 7:43:53 GMT -5
Kurt Angle wants to tap out Jesus.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2013 8:23:00 GMT -5
Kurt Angle wants to tap out Jesus. And he's really not a fan of "the black people."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 31, 2013 10:19:30 GMT -5
Steve Austin once beat up a defenseless woman and Jim Ross then explained how this made him a hero.
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Aug 31, 2013 17:44:40 GMT -5
Anyway the Undertaker opened the crate and there was a puppy inside.
EDIT: Urgh sorry, tried to edit my post to include more brother love and quoted instead.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 31, 2013 18:12:30 GMT -5
one time the Radicalz stood around and Chris Benoit said "when the meatballs get here, the second stage of our plan can begin".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2013 10:54:41 GMT -5
The British Bulldog saying he's gonna win the "Rawl Rummle" "tonight, this night, because I'm bizarre!" may not be the winner, but it's in the photo. The 1997 McGillicutty winner for wrestling's most nonsensical promo.
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Post by crowwreak was WRONG on Sept 1, 2013 18:57:48 GMT -5
John Cena once put someone through a windshield because his boss wouldn't employ him
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 1, 2013 19:53:25 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon was stalked, tormented, abducted, and tied to a symbol, and she became a villain when she wanted revenge for that.
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Post by fazzle on Sept 1, 2013 19:54:17 GMT -5
CM Punk turned face by dropping a pipe bomb in a crowded arena.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 1, 2013 20:11:53 GMT -5
A man from Sweden has an Italian name and fights against foreigners as a Real American.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 1, 2013 20:12:54 GMT -5
Kurt Angle wants to tap out Jesus. And he's really not a fan of "the black people." But still wants to have beastiality sex.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Sept 1, 2013 20:20:03 GMT -5
A man from Sweden has an Italian name and fights against foreigners as a Real American. The Swiss come from Switzerland, not Sweden. The British Bulldog's going to win, whether he wants to or not.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 1, 2013 20:35:15 GMT -5
A 62 year old man had a wedding with a 33 year old woman on national television, while in their underwear, because the woman hated the man's daughter, who happens to be dating Alex Rodriguez.
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