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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 1, 2013 21:00:29 GMT -5
2 blonde dudes decided to have a gay wedding live on TV, only to say they were doing it for the publicity and weren't really gay, upon which the priest unmasked himself to be the boss of the opposing show and they were subsequently beaten up by 2 large Samoan men. Who then beat up the Chairman's daughter.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 2, 2013 3:32:41 GMT -5
Zack Ryder pinned the World Heavyweight Champion to earn a United States Championship match.
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Post by Rave on Sept 2, 2013 5:03:46 GMT -5
And eventually he started wearing a turban for no apparent reason. Oh did I also mention he and his partner were briefly joined a convent when they first started in the WWF. And they were arrested for indecent exposure. A 62 year old man had a wedding with a 33 year old woman on national television, while in their underwear, because the woman hated the man's daughter, who happens to be dating Alex Rodriguez. The woman also slept with the man's daughter before the wedding and killed the man on their honeymoon with too much sex.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 10:04:57 GMT -5
Oh did I also mention he and his partner were briefly joined a convent when they first started in the WWF. And they were arrested for indecent exposure. A 62 year old man had a wedding with a 33 year old woman on national television, while in their underwear, because the woman hated the man's daughter, who happens to be dating Alex Rodriguez. The woman also slept with the man's daughter before the wedding and killed the man on their honeymoon with too much sex. The wedding was only allowed to happen after the fiancee threatened the daughter with a secret video that would ruin her reputation, so she said they could have the wedding if she wouldn't show the movie, then the woman proceeded to go ahead and plug the viewing on SmackDown and show the tape on the next PPV of the two of them making out in a hotel room. *** A man with tattoos all over his body and professes to be straight edge and drug-free picks on the former World champion because he has had a known checkered past when it comes to prescription medication and drugs, and the fans cheer every reference to beer, heroin and marijuana, so they side with the former champion who paints his face, wears neon-colored hair and clothes and has the appearance of being fresh from a rave at the nearby abandoned warehouse because this is the family-friendly wrestling company that caters to kids and their parents.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 10:08:30 GMT -5
2 blonde dudes decided to have a gay wedding live on TV, only to say they were doing it for the publicity and weren't really gay, upon which the priest unmasked himself to be the boss of the opposing show and they were subsequently beaten up by 2 large Samoan men. Who then beat up the Chairman's daughter. The chairman's daughter got revenge by losing a match where she had to engage in Hot Lesbian Action if her team lost, then she brought out the brother of one of the Samoans in drag to kick the opposing boss in the face and rub his ass on him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2013 10:31:01 GMT -5
A man wearing red makes his debut by ripping the door off of a cage and beating up the larger of the two inside of it, and he is the man's missing brother who was burned in a house fire 27 years ago and he wanted his revenge and his father is his manager and brought him out from the basement to get him. Soon enough, he would help his brother if he were to get beaten down by a group of guys and show friendship, only to push him into a casket the following Sunday and set it on fire, killing his brother. The brother would come back and they would do things every Monday like shoot lightning from their hands, setting a ring attendant on fire and making things explode at will with a gesture. They finally have the big brother versus brother match and the man in red comes out to tombstone Pete Rose because he said some very mean things about the city of Boston and their bad luck in baseball and the fans cheered him.
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Post by government mule on Sept 2, 2013 17:42:41 GMT -5
A man wearing red makes his debut by ripping the door off of a cage and beating up the larger of the two inside of it, and he is the man's missing brother who was burned in a house fire 27 years ago and he wanted his revenge and his father is his manager and brought him out from the basement to get him. Soon enough, he would help his brother if he were to get beaten down by a group of guys and show friendship, only to push him into a casket the following Sunday and set it on fire, killing his brother. The brother would come back and they would do things every Monday like shoot lightning from their hands, setting a ring attendant on fire and making things explode at will with a gesture. They finally have the big brother versus brother match and the man in red comes out to tombstone Pete Rose because he said some very mean things about the city of Boston and their bad luck in baseball and the fans cheered him. ...that same person later avoided jail for setting an old man on fire just because he was told to take his face protector off.
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Post by Lazy peon on Sept 2, 2013 18:41:44 GMT -5
No, Triple H has way more wins than that.
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Post by 543Y2J on Sept 2, 2013 22:25:31 GMT -5
John Cena defeated Jesus, and Kurt Angle defeated Farther Christmas...at Armageddon
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