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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2013 0:36:29 GMT -5
Cena should corrupt his fans. Have him beat someone with a kendo stick and then stop, turn to the fans, and say "remember kids, he deserves this because he's bad, and evildoers must be punished!"....then continue to hit the guy with a kendo stick.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Aug 30, 2013 0:58:15 GMT -5
is to get sick of the half of the audience that boos him and he starts encouraging the people who like him to start giving the people who hate him trouble. That would imply that those who boo his stale character are wrong for doing so. That's kind of the point I think.
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Post by botchingitup on Aug 30, 2013 3:47:15 GMT -5
is to get sick of the half of the audience that boos him and he starts encouraging the people who like him to start giving the people who hate him trouble. The problem is those 12 year olds are of no real threat to, you know, everyone else.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 4:06:50 GMT -5
is to get sick of the half of the audience that boos him and he starts encouraging the people who like him to start giving the people who hate him trouble. The problem is those 12 year olds are of no real threat to, you know, everyone else. My nephew once punched me in the crotch by accident during a game of football. There's that element of surprise they have. Now add in Cena giving the children kendo sticks. Ultra violence. Explicit Cenation Violence. "We can't hit children, but I'm crying because Little Jimmy just played Jerry Lawler to my Tommy Dreamer! What do I do?! Do the children win?!" Ratings hit the roof.
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Post by mrjl on Aug 30, 2013 5:24:00 GMT -5
is to get sick of the half of the audience that boos him and he starts encouraging the people who like him to start giving the people who hate him trouble. That would imply that those who boo his stale character are wrong for doing so. and shouldn't he think so? He's often criticized for being okay with it
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Post by mrjl on Aug 30, 2013 5:26:38 GMT -5
and I'm not just talking kids. Women like him too. "Ladies, how stupid is the guy next to you? Attractive woman sitting next to him and he's booing the hell out of the guy you're cheering?" And suggest they give him a slap. Or taser or pepper spray him
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Post by mrjl on Aug 30, 2013 5:29:31 GMT -5
is to get sick of the half of the audience that boos him and he starts encouraging the people who like him to start giving the people who hate him trouble. The people who like him tend to be little kids. Not sure what kind of trouble you expect them to give the adult men who hate him spit in their faces, give them the finger, spill their drinks on them, kick their seats, throw food at them, kick them in the shins, punch them in the nuts if they get an open shot
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Aug 30, 2013 5:42:10 GMT -5
That would imply that those who boo his stale character are wrong for doing so. and shouldn't he think so? He's often criticized for being okay with it I think the idea of Cena turning heel for most people is to expose him as a hypocrite. The way you described, from a certain point of view, paints Cena and his fans as justified; kind of like they're the true babyfaces, and Cena only turns against those that hate him. For a true heel turn to work, he has to reject those he proposes to love. Or basically we're in the same exact boat we are in now. Except your way, children will be getting pie-faced by weird looking dudes in faded black t-shirts that should have been thrown out in 1999.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 30, 2013 5:54:19 GMT -5
Oh, the lawsuits if the anti-Cena crowd actually defended themselves against these attacks would be so hilarious. Parents angrily suing Cena for encouraging their kids to attack people, suing the anti-Cena fans for striking their precious little goblinoids... and the outrage if a female fan got hit?
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This is what we call a terrible idea.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 6:01:23 GMT -5
If he ever turns heel, he should magnify to the nth degree everything that gets him booed now. Make him THE corporate shill that talks about Twitter and Tout during all his promos to a ludicrous degree. Pump up the whole Marine thing to the point where it gets offensive because, deep down inside, he knows he's not a marine but that doesn't mean he can't use the label. Just have him go overboard with it. People don't like his Fruity Pebbles clothing and the jorts? Have him come out with a new shirt every week, have him actually change his shirt as Raw progresses. He'll start out the show wearing a Blue Cena shirt, have an interview with a Black Cena shirt on, and wrestle his match wearing a Green Cena shirt. Have him go on an unbelievable winning streak, just using the AA and not the STF. Make it a death move again, where no one kicks out of it. Have him do a movie and make it seem like the most important thing ever. Want people to hate him? Have him interrupt a match so he can present a trailer. John Cena interrupting someone else' match to present a movie trailer would be glorious.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 6:02:35 GMT -5
We need a moratorium on Cena turning heel posts. We finally have the serious gay babyface that isn't mentioned as being gay isn't that enough!?
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Post by botchingitup on Aug 30, 2013 6:29:47 GMT -5
spit in their faces, give them the finger, spill their drinks on them, kick their seats, throw food at them, kick them in the shins, punch them in the nuts if they get an open shot The internal logic doesn't work - the same population that likes him will continue to cheer him. Did you make this thread to fantasize about doing all of these things to people who don't like John Cena? Because it's sounding increasingly more like this isn't about a means of turning him heel and is more about whining about people who don't like John Cena. It's OK, you can admit it. He'll still leave presents under the tree.
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Post by bearned on Aug 30, 2013 6:36:40 GMT -5
WWE could sell Cena branded baseball bats!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 7:09:14 GMT -5
Oh, the lawsuits if the anti-Cena crowd actually defended themselves against these attacks would be so hilarious. Parents angrily suing Cena for encouraging their kids to attack people, suing the anti-Cena fans for striking their precious little goblinoids... and the outrage if a female fan got hit? ... This is what we call a terrible idea. Terrible... Or Tremendous? I want to be able to tell my grandchildren that I witnessed the great Cenation/CenationSucks riot. The eventual Ken Burns documentary about it would be amazing.
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Post by sunnytaker on Aug 30, 2013 12:24:46 GMT -5
problem is if he does turn then many the adult males who booed him will cheer and many of the women and children who cheered him will boo him so it'd still be 50-50.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2013 12:46:42 GMT -5
The people who like him tend to be little kids. Not sure what kind of trouble you expect them to give the adult men who hate him spit in their faces, give them the finger, spill their drinks on them, kick their seats, throw food at them, kick them in the shins, punch them in the nuts if they get an open shot Ah, I see. Now I get it. This whole thread is some sort of parody of terrible booking ideas. Your posting history now makes sense.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Aug 30, 2013 13:01:08 GMT -5
problem is if he does turn then many the adult males who booed him will cheer and many of the women and children who cheered him will boo him so it'd still be 50-50. I think a good enough preformer can make an entire crowd boo them, no matter what their stance with the crowd previously.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2013 13:05:47 GMT -5
It'd be too easy for Cena to take the "you people are all idiots" route. He should approach a heel turn in a different way and tell the kids "some people say that I'm doing bad things.....but I don't see it like that. They are just haters and they've always hated me. They are just scared now because the CeNation isn't joking around anymore"
Ideally he'll turn his fans into wrestling's version of Lady Gaga's fans.
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 30, 2013 13:47:20 GMT -5
The people who like him tend to be little kids. Not sure what kind of trouble you expect them to give the adult men who hate him spit in their faces, give them the finger, spill their drinks on them, kick their seats, throw food at them, kick them in the shins, punch them in the nuts if they get an open shot And what happens when some idiot fans (on both sides of the spectrum) take it too far? Lawsuits. Lawsuits everywhere.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 14:22:31 GMT -5
I want Cena to snap over something ridiculously minor. Like, after all his times shrugging off things like losing the most hyped match of his life he'd been preparing for for a year, losing the WWE title eleven times (well, not counting being stripped of it), failing to win the title after his big miracle comeback in 2008, Nexus, the Kane feud, and all of that, I want him to finally lose his mind and go completely psychotic over something like Zack Ryder taking the last bagel while he's heading to the buffet table or some random production guy taking his parking spot.
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