Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 32,426
|
Post by Perd on Aug 30, 2013 14:40:16 GMT -5
This is the "Jump To Convlusions Mat" of Cena heel turn ideas.
|
|
|
|
Post by cool guy on Aug 30, 2013 15:08:07 GMT -5
I want Cena to snap over something ridiculously minor. Like, after all his times shrugging off things like losing the most hyped match of his life he'd been preparing for for a year, losing the WWE title eleven times (well, not counting being stripped of it), failing to win the title after his big miracle comeback in 2008, Nexus, the Kane feud, and all of that, I want him to finally lose his mind and go completely psychotic over something like Zack Ryder taking the last bagel while he's heading to the buffet table or some random production guy taking his parking spot. It would actually be pretty interesting if Cena lost a couple of big matches in a row, with increasingly strained attempts to say he's fine afterward, only to finally snap when some midcarder rolls him up for a quick pin on a RAW match the next night. |
|
mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,319 
|
Post by mrjl on Aug 30, 2013 16:23:50 GMT -5
spit in their faces, give them the finger, spill their drinks on them, kick their seats, throw food at them, kick them in the shins, punch them in the nuts if they get an open shot Ah, I see. Now I get it. This whole thread is some sort of parody of terrible booking ideas. Your posting history now makes sense. Not quite a parody. See I think turning Cena is a bad idea. And I'll acknowledge this is a bad idea. But if you're going to do a bad idea go all the damn way with. Oh, the lawsuits if the anti-Cena crowd actually defended themselves against these attacks would be so hilarious. Parents angrily suing Cena for encouraging their kids to attack people, suing the anti-Cena fans for striking their precious little goblinoids... and the outrage if a female fan got hit? ... This is what we call a terrible idea. use the Titantron to flash messages Don't do it kids. The statements following are purely the opinions of John Cena and do not represent... and so on spit in their faces, give them the finger, spill their drinks on them, kick their seats, throw food at them, kick them in the shins, punch them in the nuts if they get an open shot The internal logic doesn't work - the same population that likes him will continue to cheer him. Did you make this thread to fantasize about doing all of these things to people who don't like John Cena? Because it's sounding increasingly more like this isn't about a means of turning him heel and is more about whining about people who don't like John Cena. It's OK, you can admit it. He'll still leave presents under the tree. Well, I imagine the parents who take their kids to the show would at least be very unhappy with Cena so that would tilt the numbers at least a little And anyway, he's a face now despite getting booed, his actions here are clearly those of a heel so it's still a turn. |
|
|
|
Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2013 16:39:13 GMT -5
Or perhaps turn him heel in a more logical way.
|
|
mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,319
|
Post by mrjl on Aug 30, 2013 17:15:13 GMT -5
Or perhaps turn him heel in a more logical way. so, half-ass a bad idea |
|
|
|
Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2013 17:17:44 GMT -5
I prefer to no-ass good ideas.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 18:04:31 GMT -5
I want Cena to snap over something ridiculously minor. Like, after all his times shrugging off things like losing the most hyped match of his life he'd been preparing for for a year, losing the WWE title eleven times (well, not counting being stripped of it), failing to win the title after his big miracle comeback in 2008, Nexus, the Kane feud, and all of that, I want him to finally lose his mind and go completely psychotic over something like Zack Ryder taking the last bagel while he's heading to the buffet table or some random production guy taking his parking spot. It would actually be pretty interesting if Cena lost a couple of big matches in a row, with increasingly strained attempts to say he's fine afterward, only to finally snap when some midcarder rolls him up for a quick pin on a RAW match the next night. I want some odd he can't overcome. Like, build up some new heel who the commentators play up is a bigger threat to Cena (and presumably the WWE title, since this latest reign is far from his last) than ever before like normal, who then faces Cena and outright beats him clean. Then Cena goes through the usual, "Ha ha, oh well, I'll get you this time!" and faces the guy again... loses. Random gimmick match or two, loses. I Quit match, guy manages to beat Cena badly enough he does eventually give up, and at that point he just doesn't know how to handle the fact that he's finally met his match and just goes ballistic. |
|
|
|
Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2013 18:22:09 GMT -5
If he turns heel, they can do a whole new line of heel Cena merchandise.
His new logo should be a silver skull with blood dripping from its mouth.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2013 18:24:23 GMT -5
If he turns heel, they can do a whole new line of heel Cena merchandise. His new logo should be a silver skull with blood dripping from its mouth. I've always thought he should just use the Rise Above Hate logo. Best looking shirt he's had any time recently and it wouldn't at all be hard to make that into something douchey. |
|
|
|
Post by hossfan on Aug 30, 2013 19:23:41 GMT -5
Cena as the head of a child army? I could get behind that idea.
|
|
|
|
Post by Hit Girl on Aug 30, 2013 20:12:06 GMT -5
If Cena uses "Beyond The Thunderdome" as the theme for himself and his child army, I would support him
|
|
|
|
Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 31, 2013 9:30:43 GMT -5
Sooooooo... John Cena Dudley? John Cena: I mean let's take a look at you people. Over here we got some f***** who doesn't know how to wear pants down here. We got a pro from NXT who taught her rookie how to suck d*** and we got some ugly skankersaurus who's going to take nine inches of Hornswaggle so far up her a** she won't know what hit her. Jerry Lawler: Well, that sounds like a party I'd like to go to! |
|
ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
Posts: 5,697
|
Post by ededdneddy on Aug 31, 2013 13:57:04 GMT -5
If they want to turn him heel now is the time to do it. Like have him return and just when it looks like Daniel Bryan will defeat Orton for the title Cena comes in and interferes. No one knows why and then the next night on RAW Bryan asks what his acrions were and Cena tries to explain but then have Triple H come out and make a rematch with Cena as the guest ref. During the match we see back and forth pin attempts and just when it looks like Bryan wins Cena stops. Bryan wonders what the hell is going on and when he turns his back Cena AAs him and Orton covers him and gets the pin. The next RAW we find out that Cena did it because Triple H said said he could never become champion again unless he joined them which shows that being WWE Champion means more to him than anything else.
|
|
|
|
Post by Hit Girl on Aug 31, 2013 15:30:29 GMT -5
I would incorporate Cena's injury into a heel turn. They could say that the injury sapped Cena's confidence and self-belief. For a guy like him, four months on the sidelines is like an eternity. Something cracked in his mind.
|
|
Essential1
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 6,080
|
Post by Essential1 on Aug 31, 2013 16:44:29 GMT -5
Just looked at the last posters name in this thread and it was hit girl. Cena hitting a girl would be the best way to turn him.
|
|
|
|
Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Aug 31, 2013 20:58:37 GMT -5
|
|
Essential1
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 6,080
|
Post by Essential1 on Sept 1, 2013 1:49:19 GMT -5
Maybe he could just no sell a kid asking for a autograph with this face.  |
|
