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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 27, 2014 23:26:06 GMT -5
That trailer is basically every Michael Bay movie trailer, isn't it? I don't really know whawt the person who made that gushing trailer review a few pages back was impressed by, because it's the exact same trailer he always seems to do. As far as the turtle designs, it just creeps a little too much into uncanny valley territory for me. It's not scary, or even terrible, it just seems weirdly off. "Oh no, bad things are happening." *Destruction of something* BWAAAMP!!!!!! "There's no one to save us" *Show baddie* BWAAAMP!!!!!! *Enter Hero* Action, slow-mo, explosions, crescendo of BWAAAMP. Title. Quirky line. [/Michael Bay movie trailer] Seriously, the first thing I thought when I watched the trailer was " again with the Inception horn?"   Oh how I miss you 1990. Second thing I thought: nostrils and a nose just do not look right on the ninja turtles. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2014 23:50:53 GMT -5
I would have even accepted these over the goomba/human hybrid turtles that just look like humans trying to be turtles.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 0:24:35 GMT -5
Ah, so that was what Edge was referring to as "big fat failure turtles".
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Mar 28, 2014 0:42:38 GMT -5
I.....*sigh*........god damn it........
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Mar 28, 2014 0:59:22 GMT -5
We here at the FAN should counteract this movie by making our own alternative film. What can we get the rights to? Oh, I know...  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 1:17:16 GMT -5
We here at the FAN should counteract this movie by making our own alternative film. What can we get the rights to? Oh, I know... Thats a little beyond FANS pizza oven budget we gotta look a little more down the ladder...now lets see hmmmm I got it. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 28, 2014 2:55:49 GMT -5
Well, I'm out. I'll just keep enjoying the Nick series and pretend this doesn't exist. It'll fit nicely next to The Next Mutation and volume 3 of the original comics as Turtles shit I don't acknowledge. I acknowledge the Next Mutation solely for the awesomeness that was The Dragonlord. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 28, 2014 5:09:36 GMT -5
Out of all that stupid shit, They still think putting April O'Neil in the yellow jumpsuit is too silly.  |
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Mar 28, 2014 5:25:39 GMT -5
It can't be that bad, I mean, it isn't like the source material wasn't silly or any-  |
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Post by camsamurai06 on Mar 28, 2014 7:46:10 GMT -5
Mikey: DONKEY
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 8:54:11 GMT -5
I would have even accepted these over the goomba/human hybrid turtles that just look like humans trying to be turtles. Two Words....Turtle Boobs. |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 28, 2014 8:57:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 9:11:53 GMT -5
These guys are not turtley enough for the turtle club  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 10:50:04 GMT -5
Put Shrek ears on him, and it's uncanny |
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Mar 28, 2014 11:16:10 GMT -5
Honestly the turtles do look weird but I was expecting MUCH worse. Not as bad as I thought they would be.
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Post by The Mark of Mark on Mar 28, 2014 12:21:10 GMT -5
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Post by Viva on Mar 28, 2014 13:02:20 GMT -5
Yall people complaining about the way the ninja turtles look are ridiculous. If anything remained relatively unchanged about TMNT, it's the look of the turtles. They look literally the same EXCEPT the nostrils. Seriously, get over it.
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Post by Malcolm on Mar 28, 2014 13:27:51 GMT -5
Yall people complaining about the way the ninja turtles look are ridiculous. If anything remained relatively unchanged about TMNT, it's the look of the turtles. They look literally the same EXCEPT the nostrils. Seriously, get over it. If you honestly think that this  looks literally the same as this  I have no clue what to tell you. Although I have to admit upon second viewing, the designs do look a little better in motion. |
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Post by The Mark of Mark on Mar 28, 2014 13:33:06 GMT -5
Looks like the Toxic Avenger got plastic surgery. |
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Post by Malcolm on Mar 28, 2014 13:39:30 GMT -5
I think I'm kinda over the designs now.  Leonardo doesn't look too bad. Or at least not as bad as Mikey. But I'm still worried about this being "Megan Fox featuring the Ninja Turtles". |
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