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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2014 19:58:39 GMT -5
Splinter looks very life-like there ... which could be scary. A human-sized rat that lives in a sewer who trains ninjas is kind of horror film territory if you think about it. I keep seeing the trailers for this and don't really see a problem with it. Maybe my nostalgia for the Turtles just isn't that strong or the fact that Transformers 1 was actually a fun action film overall. I know what you mean. My biggest complaint at this point is that they're too tall....and Megan Fox. But other than it looks like mutant ninja turtles. |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 30, 2014 18:03:07 GMT -5
a new trailer with more footage of the Turtles
Donatello is wearing glasses that are taped together. i want to punch Michael Bay in the face right now
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 30, 2014 18:12:44 GMT -5
a new trailer with more footage of the Turtles Donatello is wearing glasses that are taped together. i want to punch Michael Bay in the face right now It could be worse, he could have an ugly Einstein face and hair like they did to Wheeljack (cause he's SMART, get it?  ??) And did they HAVE to make That Image the thumbnail? Now they're just trolling us. I'll stick to Nick for my Turtle fix, thank you very much. Did I mention they're going to give us Bebop and Rocksteady??? You know, something fans LIKE? |
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 30, 2014 18:21:12 GMT -5
I will say that, since Greg Cipes is not a "name" despite having talent, I would have hired Garret Dillahunt to be Mikey. His "Burt Chance" voice vaguely has the same vibe to it, now that I think of it.
/Oh, I mentioned Raising Hope? Guess what time it is....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 18:24:30 GMT -5
How will we know that he's the smart one if he didn't look like the stereotype of a nerd from the 50s? We should be thanking Michael Bay for that decision. It's like having ninjas that make loud noises every time they move... That's the kind of genius decisions he brings to a film.
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Post by andrew8798 on Apr 30, 2014 18:25:52 GMT -5
People do know that Bay is just a producer on this one
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 30, 2014 18:25:46 GMT -5
a new trailer with more footage of the Turtles Donatello is wearing glasses that are taped together. i want to punch Michael Bay in the face right now It could be worse, he could have an ugly Einstein face and hair like they did to Wheeljack (cause he's SMART, get it? ??) And did they HAVE to make That Image the thumbnail? Now they're just trolling us. if they wanted to troll us, they would be like the other people that uploaded it and used the thumbnail of Donny. we've got this one...  ...which makes him look like a bug, and this one...  ...which to me kinda makes him look like a Gungan from Star Wars Ep. I People do know that Bay is just a producer on this one if they want to plaster "MICHAEL BAY" all over everything instead of the director's name, than he can be the one taking punches to the face |
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 30, 2014 18:32:27 GMT -5
How will we know that he's the smart one if he didn't look like the stereotype of a nerd from the 50s? We should be thanking Michael Bay for that decision. It's like having ninjas that make loud noises every time they move... That's the kind of genius decisions he brings to a film. Yes, he is the regular Vince Russo of the movie world. Thank God for people like him to save us from that horrid subtlety and stuffy highbrow humor! Likewise, I had no idea the Autobot twins were supposed to be urban, I am SO glad them acting like Amos 'n' Andy cleared that up! I wish he continued on that note, and made them crave KFC-flavored Energon (product placement, yay!) And the new movie? Thank you Michael for dressing Lockdown like a Mexican outlaw, without that I'd have forgotten he was a bounty hunter, seeing as how I haven't seen him in 7 years after YOUR movie killed Animated! That said, at least they weren't poor Ratchet, who wasn't given a surgical mask so we knew he was a doctor. Oh, but that's because he doesn't sell toys or merchandise, so he could be one of the faceless other bots. (See what I did there? #MurdererPrime) |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 18:37:17 GMT -5
People do know that Bay is just a producer on this one This is clearly a Poltergeist situation. They might not be directing it but the producer's vision is going on screen. |
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 30, 2014 18:37:17 GMT -5
What's the over/under that this is worse than The Last Airbender (both Nickelodeon properties and all...)?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 18:46:55 GMT -5
People do know that Bay is just a producer on this one The fact that it's the director of Battle: Los Angeles is no better |
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Post by horsemen4ever on Apr 30, 2014 19:25:02 GMT -5
So is Abby Elliot's character Irma?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 30, 2014 19:49:00 GMT -5
Donatello, what have they done to ya?   Now if Kadeem was doing the voice.. |
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Apr 30, 2014 19:58:44 GMT -5
Outside of their pick for Shredder (and even that is salvageable), this is looking pretty damn good.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 30, 2014 21:14:33 GMT -5
So Raph is a deformed Hulk and Donatello is the lost Dudley. The more I see, the more I shake my head. This production is a soulless Hollywood hatchet job in a sad attempt to fix what isn't broken. It's the exact opposite of the Nickelodeon Turtles.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2014 17:46:00 GMT -5
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Post by Sparvid on May 10, 2014 21:11:05 GMT -5
What's up with Donatello's tiny legs?
Also, did Michelangelo steal those pants from Kick-Ass?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on May 11, 2014 1:26:52 GMT -5
Is that Turtle in disguise or someone going into a porno theatre in 1975?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 11, 2014 1:28:45 GMT -5
Is that Turtle in disguise or someone going into a porno theatre in 1975?  |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on May 11, 2014 1:38:36 GMT -5
Why does Shredder's cape need so many blades on it? That just seems excessive. Must be fun when you're walking and that cape sways back into you and cuts your arms all up. Also, I can only assume that Donny is all skinny because he's a nerd, science geek or whatever the hell they think. And April is wearing a yellow jacket. See guys? She's not completely different from the original April. She has a yellow jacket!!!  |
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