Good thing I did PONYCAR early... my room (which has my computer in it) is in a state of complete rabble.
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>DIDN'T YOU NOTICE
FLEURMILLIONS OF DIAMONDS RAMPAGING THROUGH YOUR RUBBISH COUNTRY, BECAUSE YOU
OBVIOUSLY HAD NOTHING TO DO WHATSOEVER, WITH HER BEING FORCED OUT OF THE RACE?
I KNOW YOUR SORT SONNY JIM ..... AND WHAT'S IT WITH BEING AN ISLAND ANYWAY?
NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A PROPER CONTINENT?? 
<me>now QoH .....
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>BAH
DON'T YOU START ON ME JENZIE, I'VE GOT TROUBLES UP TO HERE I HAVE!!!
NOT ONLY DO I HAVE A BLOODY USURPER ALL UP IN MY FACE *DOESN'T POINT TO ACE OF DIAMONDS*
<ACE OF DIAMONDS>HEY ..... I TOLD YOU BEFORE, I AM
NOT PLOTTING TO OVERTHROW YOU
*PLOTS TO OVERTHROW QoH*
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>ALSO KEEPING THE TWO IDIOTS UNDER CONTROL .....
<TWO OF SPADES>WHERE D'YOU WANT THIS EXPLODE-A-MACHINE THINGAMIJIGWHATNOW?
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>DOWN THE HALL, SECOND ON THE RIGHT .....
<TWO OF SPADES>RIGHT OH!
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>RIGHT NOW, WHERE WAS I ..... OH YEAH ..... IDIOTS ..... AND THEN WE HAVE THE RESIDENT BLASTERMASTER 6/9 OF CLUBS ..... WHO'S BEEN IN THAT DAMN BATHROOM FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES!!!
<6/9 OF CLUBS>OOOOOOOOOOH MA HEAD
<KING OF CLUBBING>OH PLOT, MA FLIPPING BARN HAS MYSTERIOUSLY FELL DOWN ..... I'LL KILL THAT LITTLE TYKE APPLEBLOOM I WILL!!!!! *LEAVES*
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>GAWD I REALLY NEED A HALF DAY
<THREE OF SPADES>*PUFFPUFFPUFF* YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TWO OF SPADES WITH A EXPLODE-A-MACHINE PASSING HERE DID YOU *PUFFPUFFPUFF*
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>YES DOWN THE HALL SECOND TO THE RIGHT .....
<MILLIONS OF DIAMONDS>DEAR MR E. OF EXECUTION,
I AM WRITING TO EXPRESS MY UTTER DISGUST AT THE RACE EARLIER ON THIS WEEK, I FELT THAT MY CHANCES AND MY BRILLIANT TURN UP IN FORM WERE UNFAIRLY RUINED BY AN OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT RACE OFFICIAL WHO UNFAIRLY CAUSED MY CAR TO NOT GO BRM BRM BRM, AND FOR ME TO NOT BE IN NEXT WEEK RACES (OR WHENEVER THEY ARE, SINCE YOU APPEAR TO BE MOVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT
) IS AN UTTER DISGRACE!!!!!
THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION I AM CALLING FOR ..... FOR SAID OFFICIAL TO BE
FIRED ..... OUT OF THE NEAREST CANNON STRAIGHT TO THE MOON, AND FOR ME TO BE IMMEDIATELY REINSTATEMENT INTO THE MAIN RACE, AS I AM HARD AND COOL AND THE KIDS MISS HAVING THE "PEOPLES PONY" IN IT, ENCLOSED IS THE CHEQUE FOR THREEFIDDY AND A SIGNED PICTURE OF ME IN ..... AHEM ..... UNCHASTE STATE OF LAYING DOWN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, AND I EXPECT TO HEAR A MIGHTY CANNON GO ON IN THE NEAR FUTURE, OR DO I NEED TO DESTROY ANOTHER COUNTRY'S FURNITURE?
?
*FOLDS LETTER, LICKS ENVELOPE, INSERTS LETTER INTO ENVELOPE*
THERE ..... WILL YOU MAIL THIS FOR ME QUEENIE, I NEED TO GET MY HOOFS DONE AGAIN .....
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>WHAT ..... YOU'VE HAD THEM DONE THREE TIME ALREADY TODAY!!!
<MILLIONS OF DIAMONDS>I AM A MARE OF HIGH TASTES, I CAN'T GO ROUND SMASHING UP OTHER PEOPLES FURNITURE WITHOUT IT TAKING IT'S TOLL ON MY BEAUTIFULLY QUAFFURED CLOPCLOPS NOW!
CHOOOOOOOOOOW*FLOUNCES OFF OUT*
<QUEEN OF HEARTS>NEVER MIND A HALF DAY, I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ..... WAIT A MINUTE .....
EXPLODE-A-MACHINE?WAIT
THAT'S MY ROOM .....
TRENDING #OCTOBERSURPRISE #EIGHTWILLRISE
*PLOTS TO OVERTHROW QoH*
) IS AN UTTER DISGRACE!!!!!
