Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Oct 10, 2013 15:40:37 GMT -5
(Hugs Cena)
I'm a doctor of HUGanomics. Word Life!!!
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 10, 2013 15:53:22 GMT -5
"The truth is, I can say whatever I want to these idiots and they will still cheer for me"
"So Rey, you were born right here in San Diego?, what was that like 8 years ago?"
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Oct 10, 2013 15:54:45 GMT -5
“Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!”  “Yeah? Well, you have no teeths!” ^to Benwah. 2000-2002 Kurt FTW. |
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 10, 2013 15:59:20 GMT -5
Your mother taught me how! WORST. COMEBACK. EVER! |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Oct 10, 2013 16:18:02 GMT -5
The one about Christian getting hit in the nuts by a midget with a hockey stick comes to mind as one of the best.
Kurt Angle circa 1999-2004 was easily the greatest personality in terms of hilarity that he would spout off. The out of touch, gullible act was amazing and he was must watch any time he was onscreen. I would be disappointed if we got a DVD box set of his career and they didn't include every promo he cut between '99 -'01.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 16:24:19 GMT -5
I am your king, which is equivalent to your emperor or head ninja. -- Kurt Angle to Funaki
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 10, 2013 16:24:49 GMT -5
Raven: Our match tonight will be ECW Rules. Angle: ECW doesn't rule, WWF rules! I love every quote in this thread but I lost it at this one. |
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 16:38:37 GMT -5
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 16:39:17 GMT -5
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 16:40:00 GMT -5
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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on Oct 10, 2013 16:47:42 GMT -5
The one about Christian getting hit in the nuts by a midget with a hockey stick comes to mind as one of the best. You mean this one: "Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midget! I mean enough is enough" Some of my favorites. "Undertaker, if that is your real name..." "I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?" Spike: "I said, leave my girlfriend alone!!" Angle: "What is this?? Saved By The Bell??" "This Stuff [Beer] Is Tasty, When Did They Start Making It?" - to The APA |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 16:56:47 GMT -5
Angle: I was in the Cub Scouts, the Webelos, the Boy Scouts, I did them all.
Austin: What do you mean you did them all?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 17:05:21 GMT -5
Raven: Our match tonight will be ECW Rules. Angle: ECW doesn't rule, WWF rules! Angle was just on fire during the early part of that whole Invasion thing. Might've been the only bright spot. |
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 17:08:12 GMT -5
"My name is Kurt Angle and what the heck?, I won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck! You better step off cause we ain't friends, I'm movin on up like the Jeffersons! You don't scare me no no no,  I may suck but you just blow!" And Kurt Angle is....John Cena |
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Post by thegame415 on Oct 10, 2013 17:28:14 GMT -5
Raven: Our match tonight will be ECW Rules. Angle: ECW doesn't rule, WWF rules! Angle was just on fire during the early part of that whole Invasion thing. Might've been the only bright spot. Angle during the whole Alliance storyline was amazing until the heel turn. |
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 17:51:49 GMT -5
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:16:09 GMT -5
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:16:38 GMT -5
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:17:16 GMT -5
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:17:56 GMT -5
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