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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:21:02 GMT -5
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Oct 10, 2013 18:32:05 GMT -5
Kurt with hair seems like a completely different person.
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:42:59 GMT -5
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:43:37 GMT -5
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 10, 2013 18:44:03 GMT -5
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Post by mizerable on Oct 10, 2013 18:44:26 GMT -5
Kurt with hair seems like a completely different person. I still hold a grudge on Edge for shaving his head. Balding Kurt would have been better than Bald Kurt. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Oct 10, 2013 18:49:55 GMT -5
Kurt with hair seems like a completely different person. I still hold a grudge on Edge for shaving his head. Balding Kurt would have been better than Bald Kurt. Sadly, Kurt's sanity vanished along with his hair. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2013 21:28:47 GMT -5
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Post by mizerable on Oct 11, 2013 9:18:31 GMT -5
I said it before and I'll say it again. I hated the Alliance storyline, but good God did Austin and Angle make a painful storyline a slightly less painful storyline with all the hilarity. They truly had chemistry, and it's a shame they didn't do more with that afterwards. I especially like their love triangle with Vince, biding for his attention and trying to outdo one another. I have no idea why they ever decided to make Kurt Angle the "wrestling machine" in 2006. That's like making Babe Ruth a relief pitcher. He certainly could get the job done, but it's not what the people want to see, nor is it using his full potential. I know he's done a few shit movies, but Angle should seriously get into comedic acting. He has great timing and his facial expressions are hilarious. |
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 11, 2013 12:24:50 GMT -5
“You know… when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible”
"Like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie. The Big Show is a big waste of talent. And Like Abraham Lincoln, I'm honest almost to a fault. If the Big Show had my 3 I's, then maybe he wouldn't be such a big disappointment and like Marion Barry, actually I'm nothing like Marion Barrt and shame on you for reelecting that guy."
“I am the one who invented the over the top ridiculous winning celebrations, bucko!".
"Now I realize we’re down here in Texas and not alot of people here know where Europe is. But hey, hold on a second, its not your fault. Actually its your educational system here in Austin Texas. It is. But once I win that belt, not only do I promise to entertain, but I promise to educate you as well."
Christian: "So are you in?"
Angle: "Six man elimination table match with Booker T and The Dudleyz? You bet your sweet asses I'm in!"
Edge: "Did he just say sweet asses?"
Benoit: I’m ten times better than you.
Angle: Well… well, I’m ELEVEN times better than you!
"I just want to say to everyone that, even though I suplexed an eighty-two-year-old pregnant woman, I am still a role model for children, not to mention elderly people as well."
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Post by Bootista on Oct 11, 2013 12:32:38 GMT -5
Angle And Austin together was comedy gold. They Should have had a sitcom together
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Post by Citizen Snips on Oct 11, 2013 17:24:40 GMT -5
"Hey, my chicken suit!"
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Oct 11, 2013 17:34:53 GMT -5
I'm glad to see early Kurt Angle getting the love it deserves. I thought people were only into his later stuff with Austin and post-head shave. He played such an awesomely oblivious heel that I don't think it's been topped to this day.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 11, 2013 19:01:25 GMT -5
Probably my favourite backstage skit line in a golden era for backstage skits. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2013 19:11:16 GMT -5
I love this thread, I'm in tears remembering the delivery of every single line.
Extra thanks for the gif sets, 543Y2J!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2013 8:15:04 GMT -5
(About Kane) "He's the Big Red Machine? Well, I'm the Big Red, White and Blue Machine! Woo!"
Kurt @ WM X-7 running down the Texas fans before his match with Kane: "...and people, LOSE THE FREAKIN' COWBOY HATS! YOU'RE NOT SEVEN YEARS OLD!"
(Edit: Was X7 in the Astrodome. Forgot X8 was in Toronto. D'OH!)
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Oct 12, 2013 19:54:24 GMT -5
Wow...that second one...that is gold for this place as a reaction gif. Like in a Ghidorah thread. |
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 13, 2013 5:19:39 GMT -5
"We all know what flies are attracted to!" |
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 13, 2013 8:47:55 GMT -5
Undertaker "You're writin' checks that you can't cash, boy."
Kurt "I can cash stuff!"
Undertaker "Oh, I'm gonna shake his hand. He's threatened to break my ankle, and you want me to shake his hand!"
Kurt "Yeah, you want me to shake HIS hand - he left me high and dry last week, let alone he has a bad attitude!"
Undertaker "Well you got a bad wig, and let me tell you what - you wear it out there, I'm gonna take it off and shove it down your throat!"
Kurt "You take that back! You take it back!"
Undertaker "What you gonna do, cueball?"
Angle, speaking backstage to Edge: "You know, you, me and Christian always used to hang out, but the truth is, I never really liked him, never trusted him. He had these beady little eyes. He kind of reminded me of the world's ugliest pretty boy!"
Kurt Angle, to Rey Mysterio: “Just because a 12 year old kid stopped mowing lawns, put on a kooky mask and pinned me doesn’t mean it counted! Sorry kid, you know the rules. You must be THIS HIGH to talk to Kurt Angle. Make sure you let Dorothy, the tin man and all the Munchkins know your butt is mine at Summerslam!”
"What the heck are you talking about?"
"Edge saying that he's going to remove your wig and expose your bald head."
"Well that's funny, 'cause when I look in the mirror, I don't see a bald head - I see a head full of natural, beautiful hair."
"Well, we have footage from Judgment Day where Edge shaved your head bald. Here, take a look." (Let Us Take You Back To Judgment Day - but just before Edge puts razor to scalp)
"You cut that off right now, don't you EVER show that freakin' footage again! So what. I was bald for 24 measly hours. But as you can see, my hair has grown back. And no, I didn't forget what Edge TRIED to do to me. He tried to embarrass me. He tried to humiliate me. He tried to *disgrace* Your Olympic Hero! And you know something? Tonight in the steel cage, Edge says that *I* have nowhere to run? Well, neither does he. And tonight, I'm not just gonna beat Edge - I'm gonna do something to him that he couldn't do to me - I AM going to embarrass him. I AM going to humiliate him. And I AM going to disgrace him in front of his lousy home country. Oh, it's true - it's damn true."
"With your three H's and my three I's, together we can beat the three D's of the Dudleys." Kurt Angle to HHH
Undertaker "You and me...for the title...on SmackDown! Well Kurt, I got a motto, and it goes something like this: why put off kickin' somebody's ass next week, when I can do it right now?"
Angle "Well, Taker, I just had a tuneup match and I'm not really ready, you know, for a match tonight - I just had a match before."
Undertaker "Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute...a tuneup match?"
Angle "Yeah."
Undertaker "That's what you call that?"
Angle "Yeah."
Undertaker "Hell boy, you almost got beat by a damn rookie!"
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Post by 543Y2J on Oct 13, 2013 9:01:20 GMT -5
Angle: "Let me ask you a question, Marc Loyd: Would you like it if someone interfered when you were trying to do your job?"
Loyd "No."
Angle: "Well, let's say you were doing an interview like this one, and a guy like Coach walks up and punches you in the face. Would you like that?"
Loyd "No!"
Angle: "I didn't think so. And let's say you politely asked him not to do it again. And while you were doing play by play for Velocity, Coach walked down and kneed you in the groin. Would you like that?"
Loyd "No, probably not."
Angle: "Of course not, that would hurt. But for the past few weeks, your Olympic hero has trying to do his job. Which is breaking people's ankles, and making people tap. But it's kinda hard when you've got a freaking 12 year old like Rey Mysterio flying around, sticking that mask of his in my business. Well, Rey Mysterio will no longer get involved in my business, because tonight, Rey Mysterio is my business. and I'm not gonna stop till he's tapping on the mat, screaming for mercy. It's true, Ay Caramba, it's damn true!"
"Does the reality the rest of us live in not reach you down there, little fella?" - Kurt to Rey
"Whoomp, there it is!" - Kurt
"Hey Mysterio, don't child labor laws state you can't be here for more than five hours a day? -to Steph- Get it? Cause he's, you know, short." - Kurt
"I'm a better wrestler than Chris Benoit. I'm much better looking than Edge. And the Guerreros? Well I can actually speak ENGLISH for goodness sakes! And unlike Rey Mysterio, I've been through puberty." - Kurt
"Hi Kurt! *waves*" - Rey
"You're a punk." - Kurt
Stephanie: "Okay, Kurt...YOU picked this one. Tonight In This Very Ring, it will be the tag team of Billy & Chuck facing the team of Kurt Angle and his partner...also, his opponent this Sunday at Unforgiven, Chris Benoit!"
Kurt: "Whoa whoa hold on a second Steph, come on, Steph...me team up with Benoit? Steph, that's a hard one to swallow - no no, wait, wait a minute, that's not what I meant to say! Hey that's not funny! What I meant to say is...I don't care who I team up with...because I'm gonna be the one to climb on top of either Billy or Chuck for the 1, 2, 3...no, wait - wait! It's not freakin' funny! LISTEN! What I meant to say is...I'm gonna be the one to throw your legs up over your head for the pinfall - no! No, wait a minute, wait a minute...for...I'll see you in the freakin' ring!"
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