Best WWF/E Kurt Angle Quotes

[543Y2J]

Man he had a few corkers didn't he? Especially in his from his debut in 1999 till 2001 as a nerdy heel, or the time he went insane in mid to late 2000's going against Booker T and Sharmell/Jesus/Black people/everyone in the world. Complete gold on the mic (one of his many elements that has made him the total package and legend he is, especially in 'e), as both serious and funny. So go ahead FAN and let's make a hopefully massive thread of classic quotes (TNA quotes are welcome as well, even though it is primarily WWE/F)

- "I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."

- "Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! I tore my quad this morning! I’m here. I’m jumpin’ around!"

- "Rey Mysterio, I want you to remember one thing: you’re a boy in a man’s world, and I’m a man that loves to play with boys! No, no, no! Wait a minute! Shut up! What I meant to say is: you’re a boy and I’m a man, and tonight I’m gonna love to manhandle you! No! Hold on a second! Shut up! Rey Mysterio, you remember this, pal, you’re a boy and I’m a man, and when you and I get together here tonight, I’m gonna get on top of you and … no, no! Damnit! Mysterio, just get your *** down here!"

- "Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex."

- "You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me."

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

"Am I supposed to be intimidated by an eyebrow? Or a nose? Or a badass? Or a fatass? Or a redneck?'

[Pushed to the Moon]

It's not as classic or funny as those but for some reason I always loved "Triple H. Maybe they should call you Triple W. For WAH, WAH, WAH."

[Hawk Hart]

"Later on tonight, I’ll be facing the man many people have referred to as the “Big Red Retard”. Now, not that I have anything against retards. In fact many of my biggest fans are retards."

"The intercontinental belt weights five ounces more than the European belt. I think it's because there are more countries that represent the Intercontinental belt than the countries that represent the European belt."

"Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly."

[Young Game]

"Booker...I wanna have sex with your wife. I'm not just talking any kind of sex with your wife. That kinda bestiality sex. Perverted sex!"



"She fondled my privates!"

[Push R Truth]

"As they would say on the streets... My bad!"


Or did I imagine him saying this?

[Instant Classic]

"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past the expiration date. Now THAT is Extreme!"

[Deleted]

"New Jersey is in dire need of a hero. Bon Jovi does not count."

"Rey Mysterio, I want you to remember one thing, you’re a boy in a man’s world, and I’m a man that loves to play with boys. No, wait a minute! What I meant to say is, you’re a boy and I’m a man, and tonight I’m gonna manhandle you. No...hold on a second! Rey Mysterio, you remember this, pal, you’re a boy and I’m a man, and when you and I get together here tonight I’m gonna get on top of you and...no! Dammit! Mysterio, just get your ass down here..."

[Deleted]

Bossman: Hey Kurt, what's up?

Angle: I got this problem with the Big Show, and the Acolytes just kicked me out--hey, you guys don't like the Big Show, right?

Bossman: As a matter of fact, I yanked his dead daddy right off the grave - drove him through the cemetary - at a high rate of speed!

Angle: Riiiight...anyway, maybe you could beat him up backstage, or take him out in the parking lot and have some kinda match or something.

Goofy WWE Kurt is legend.

[Deleted]

Dorky Angle is the absolute best.

“Your Aunt Flo visits you monthly? That's awesome!”

[thegame415]

"I just lost to a freakin 12 year-old!"

[Bravo Echo November]

youtube.com/watch?v=RegHMfhrk4I

He's just a sexy Kurt (sexxxxxxxy Kuuuuurt)
I'll make your ankle hurt!

[543Y2J]

Angle wants Essa Rios to be his tag partner

[metylerca]

Your mother taught me how!

[arrogantmodel]

Oct 10, 2013 13:12:04 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

"Later on tonight, I’ll be facing the man many people have referred to as the “Big Red Retard”. Now, not that I have anything against retards. In fact many of my biggest fans are retards."

"The intercontinental belt weights five ounces more than the European belt. I think it's because there are more countries that represent the Intercontinental belt than the countries that represent the European belt."

"Canada is lacking two things. It's true. Don't make me say it again. The first is Olympic Heroes [...] The second thing that Canada is lacking is Memorial Day, which is today by the way, where we in the States celebrate our war heroes by having barbeques . And I realize here in Canada you can't have barbeques because you'd probably be attacked by a moose, or caribou, or even a grizzly."

That last one is my favorite, but you forgot the two funniest parts. He says Canada is lacking Olympic heroes...and no, Ben Johnson does not count. He then goes on to say they might get attacked by a grizzly...on second thought, the grizzlies don't beat anybody...especially here in Vancouver.

Obviously this was before the team moved to Memphis.

[Crusty Ruffles]

Any and everything about this promo:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjvFMjPD5zg

[rapidfire187]

Raven: Our match tonight will be ECW Rules.

Angle: ECW doesn't rule, WWF rules!

[fw91]

everything from him in the raw episode with the first draft.

[Injustice45]

"Truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of 'the black people.'"

[A damn road sign]

"I don't have a problem with gays. In fact, gay people love me. Everybody loves me! I'm freakin' adorable!"