I got $20 that are burning a hole in my pocket. Come on Janice, you know nobody is gonna beat that.
I'm gonna buy some Impact
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is freakin' awesome
Nah, walk up to the Zone like, "What up? Damn, you're stacked!"
I'm so pumped about some KO's from Impact
6 sides on the ring, it's some geometry
That people like, "Damn! That's a hexagonal anomaly."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the red ink,
With slips all pink, 'cept my 20 dollars, those are green
Draped in a feather boa, She-Hulk standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like Hulk Hogan went balls deep
(Jizzzzzzzz)
But shit, it was ninety-nine cents! (Bag it)
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on that title belt that someone's been playin' pretend
Bummy and grungy, f*** it, man
I am stylin' and profilin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's two for one, bitch
I'ma take your Ric Flair's style, I'ma take Ric Flair's style,
No for real - ask Ric Flair - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
leftover robe and some house payments
Dookie brown leather Abyss mask that I found hangin'
They had a broken ladder, I bought a broken ladder
I bought a ultimate X, then I bought a f***in' Phil Shatter
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Chavo
Kurt Angle had some great matches with his uncle Eddie Guerrero
I could take the Bro Man's, get them over, sell those
The gorilla juiceheads would be like "Aw, he got the fake ass Jersey Sho's"
I'm gonna buy some Impact
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is freakin' awesome
What you know about wearin a guitar on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a double J toboggin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm setting me up a kickstarter
Tryin' to buy me a Dixie Carter
Thank Serg for donating that lameassed theme
'Cause right now I'm up in here Fargo Struttin'
I'm at the Zone, you can find me all up in that muffin
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I’m searchin' in that section
Lei'D, Velvet, Gail, Tess B
I'll take that Hall of Fame ring, second-hand, I rock that motherf***er
The built-in power with the Hulkamania in that motherf***er
I hit the ring and they stop in that motherf***er
They be like, "Oh, that Bound For Glory - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a shitty show."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a PPV - that's just some ignorant bitch (shit)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit)
I call that getting tricked by a business
Bound For Glory is hella dough
And having the same angle as the WWE is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get fans to the show and you hella won't
Man you hella won't
(Goodwill... poppin' tags... yeah!)
I'm gonna buy some Impact
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is freakin' awesome
[Bridge:]
I wear AJ's clothes
I look like a hobo
I'm in this big ass coat
From that Impact Zone down the road
I wear AJ's clothes (damn right)
I look like a hobo (now come on man)
I'm in this big ass coat (big ass coat)
From that Impact Zone down the road (let's go)
I'm gonna buy some Impact
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is freakin' awesome
Did you buy Herb Abrams' UWF!?