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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 12:28:41 GMT -5
CM Punk becomes Hand Solo Kane becomes ChewBackdrop Daniel Bryan becomes Ewok #5(the dancing Ewok)
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Post by MichaelMartini on Nov 3, 2013 12:33:39 GMT -5
John Cena - rapping marine that talks like a southern preacher
Bray Wyatt - a vaguely defined cult leader who wears Hawaiian shirts and spouts cryptic nonsense
Los Matadores - tag team that steals Tito's 20 year old, mildly racist gimmick.
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Nov 3, 2013 12:35:17 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan grows out a long beard and people talk about how he looks like a goat.
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ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Nov 3, 2013 12:37:30 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins - Internet fan who claims to have "Newz" on all the wrestlers. He threatens to exploit them if they don't lay down for him. He smashes a laptop over his opponents head and says he only wants have matches against stars with a good work rate. Justin Gabriel - Party bro who passes out in the ring and drinks heavily. His manager and party girfriend, a renamed Alicia Fox, is Molly. Ezekiel Jackson - A stalker. He follows his opponents home, takes the same flight as them, posts videos of him doing so online. He unfollows everyone on Twitter except his current enemy. The Justin Gabriel thing would be pretty cool
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ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Nov 3, 2013 12:40:26 GMT -5
Does NXT count? If so.
Paige becomes an goofball stuck in the 90's and does horribly outdated dances like the sprinkler, running man and the funky chicken. Summer Rae becomes a pervert much like Johnny Curtis and says she 'wants to get weird' with Sasha Banks Leo Kruger becomes a tour guide, who takes the camera man and says things like 'If you look to your left, you will see Big Show crying'
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Nov 3, 2013 13:28:29 GMT -5
WE'RE A 3 MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDD 3 Man Barbershop Quartet Their thing is constantly being reminded there are 4 people in a quartet.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 3, 2013 13:33:30 GMT -5
Leo Kruger becomes a tour guide, who takes the camera man and says things like 'If you look to your left, you will see Big Show crying' That would be amazing, especially with the accent KRUUUUGAAAAH has.
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Post by Red Impact on Nov 3, 2013 13:36:50 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio becomes Alberto Alejandro Sebastian Del Rio De La Cruz: Spanish telenovela star. Big E Langston becomes Ahmed Johnson. He one day just starts dressing and acting like Ahmed Johnson to emulate his childhood hero. Wade Barrett comes back as Bare Wade: wrestling nudist. Two of these sound awesome. I will not tell you which ones. Randy Orton - Ice Cream Man - Comes to the ring in a paper hat, white button down, and white pants, riding a bicycle with an ice cream cooler on the back. As he comes down, he has to stop and sell ice cream bars (non-WWF Ice Cream Bars at that) to kids facing the ramp. Great Khali - wrestling newsboy - Complete with knickerbocker shorts and yelling "Extra, Extra" as he tosses newspapers into the audience. Dolph Ziggler - Hits his head and thinks he's a Transformer - Random backstage segments will have him screaming "Transform and Roll out!" He'll make the noise, then engine sounds as he runs off.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Nov 3, 2013 14:35:56 GMT -5
Khali(with Hornswaggle)= Master Blaster from 'Beyond Thunderdome' gimmick. Damn, I came in to post this. Damien Sandow - Gets hit on the head, and wakes up believing himself to be a redneck and speaks with the thickest backwoods drawl he can. Comes out to Skynyrd, and vignettes that run for months show him interacting with servants and his intellectual belongings with confusion. All very Beverly Hillbillies. Ezekiel Jackson - Eager to be booked again, he begins appearing at the arenas, and is present in nearly every backstage segment. Nobody ever pays him any mention, even when he tries to speak to them, and he begins interfering in matches that don't end in disqualifications because the refs don't notice him. Linda McMahon - Heel authority figure.
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Post by The Wild Man of Borneo on Nov 3, 2013 14:54:45 GMT -5
"The Viper" Randy Orton
Orton thinks he's an actual viper. He paints himself green, wears snake-eye contacts and hisses during matches and promos. He becomes obsessed with forming a stable of snake-themed wrestlers. He recruits Santino as a lackey and starts stalking Steve Austin to force the Texas Rattlesnake out of retirement.
"Kandy Kane"
A candyman gimmick--not the horror character, but a Willy Wonka-type thing. Kane comes out to the ring carrying a big sack of candy, singing "The Candy Man Can" while giving away free candy to the audience.
"Mean Mark"
Sort of inspired by that "Taker is Mean" thread from a while back. After his Wrestlemania streak is finally ended, Taker sadly announces on Raw that the Undertaker is no more. For weeks afterwards, a despondent Taker, now just plain Mark, is always seen sulking alone backstage. Eventually, he gets so disgruntled that he starts doing mean things to random people. "Mean Mark" never has any matches, he just hangs around the arena being mean to everybody.
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Totorob101
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Totorob101 on Nov 3, 2013 15:12:05 GMT -5
John Xena Warrior Princess, complete with all leather attire, chakram that doubles as the spinner part of his WWE title belt and loud screaming.
Bin Cara. Somewhat like grouch from Sesame street, he only ever randomly pops up backstage from dustbins and points at people.
Wig Show. Comes out with new toupes every week.
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Post by government mule on Nov 3, 2013 15:46:40 GMT -5
I want Sin Cara to be blamed for everything and have the theme to 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' played wherever he goes (I originally wanted this for Snitsky for years).
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Nov 3, 2013 18:57:48 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan as a troll. He comes to the ring hunched over with a dirty cloak, and a long walking stick. He's always angry, and makes negative comments to any situation.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 3, 2013 19:12:36 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I'd like to legit see two-thirds of these?
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 3, 2013 19:46:38 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I'd like to legit see two-thirds of these? If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Nov 3, 2013 21:51:17 GMT -5
John Cena: The Gender Bender Curtis Axel: Mr. Spiffy. He'll do vignettes like his daddy, but juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust miss or come short. Daniel Bryan: Stand up comedian...
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Nov 4, 2013 1:28:16 GMT -5
The Great Cole E - The Rapping Punjabi Announcer Extraordinaire
"Cowboy" Randy Orton - Arm cast sold separately.
"Dancing" Dean Ambrose - He and his dance partner, Seth Rollins will show that Fandango and Summer Rae a thing or two.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Nov 4, 2013 1:42:24 GMT -5
Seth Rollins - Becomes Tyler Blackface. A wrestler with no gimmick other than the fact he wrestles in black face and fails to see why it's offensive.
Kofi Kingston - Becomes Karl Kofi Kingston. A black man who believes in white supremecy and starts a WWE chapter of the Ku Kluz Klan.
Wade Barrett - Becomes Wade "Boner" Barrett who always gets an erection when wrestling.
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ratetankmark
Samurai Cop
Equalist Lex Luthor
RIP Rik Mayall, you blimmen genius - Ria Vandervis on Rik Mayall
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Post by ratetankmark on Nov 4, 2013 2:06:18 GMT -5
"Dancing" Dean Ambrose - He and his dance partner, Seth Rollins will show that Fandango and Summer Rae a thing or two. This! All Of This!
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Nov 4, 2013 7:07:34 GMT -5
Ryback: Orthodox jew
The Shield guys: the 3 basement maniacs from Pulp Fiction, with Rollins as the nazi guy, Ambrose as the cop and Reigns would be the leather slave of course. Could work with Miz/Ryder and Riley (sup' CATCH_US/MIZ)
Mason Ryan has a micro penis and is nicknamed "The total..ly small package"
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