Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 4, 2013 7:34:10 GMT -5
Kane un-Able: Kane becomes a lumbering oaf that is unable to even perform the most mundane task without goofing it up in quasi-hilarious fashion.
JBL, Exhibitionist Announcer: JBL does all his commentating LIVE from a stripper cage suspended above the ring. By the way, he's COMPLETELY NUDE!
Seriously Gay Undertaker
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Post by Ash Kingston on Nov 4, 2013 8:37:59 GMT -5
Natalya Neidhart has seriously rancid farts. Michael Cole as an overbearing heel announcer. Whatever the hell Del Rio's gimmick is right now.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Nov 4, 2013 10:47:53 GMT -5
Some of these gimmicks I would honestly love to see.
I do miss hilariously gimmicks like Naked Mideon, Crossdressing Vito and Foot fetish Snitsky.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 4, 2013 11:10:54 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio: in a lampshading of his current character, he begins to suffer from severe Narcolepsy. he still wins, mostly by falling asleep on top of his downed opponents.
Damien Sandow: exaggerates his philosopher gimmick by becoming an ancient greek-style pederast, and then lambastes the audience for having a problem with the cultural values of ancient civilizations.
Evan Bourne: the real reason he's been gone for so long is that he's actually become a Hikkikomori (basically a hermit who never leaves his room because all his needs are met). he spends all day reading things on the internet, has to literally be dragged kicking and screaming into the ring, and then promptly throws the match so he can do back to his room and watch creepy hentai.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 4, 2013 12:21:38 GMT -5
Depressed Christian - Realises his career is coming to an end and is really down but the authority makes him see out his contract so he just gives unenthusiastic promos, forlornly plays a kazoo, refuses to anything but the most basic wrestling, deliberately loses if things get too tough and just generally doesn't want one more match.
Mark Henry- Luchador in training, Sin Cara is his teacher
Paige - Soccer Mom
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 4, 2013 12:36:09 GMT -5
Colt Cabana: rehired by WWE, he becomes Scott Alco-Hall and does an embarrassing booze-fueled parody of Scott Hall.
Kassius Ohno: Chris Benoit mark. he goes on and on about how stupid it is that WWE never mentions the Crippler, and begins dressing and wrestling exactly like Chris did.
Zack Ryder: in an attempt to get people to pay attention to him, he does weekly re-enactments of the most tasteless moments of the Attitude Era, including taking Big Show for a casket-ride, dressing up as Katie Vick and impregnating Mae Young, who gives birth to another hand.
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Tha Don
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Post by Tha Don on Nov 4, 2013 12:37:15 GMT -5
John F'N Cena
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 4, 2013 14:37:30 GMT -5
Naked Zack Ryder who runs in matches wearing nothing but his old headband and the Internet Title.
Alex Riley. Goes back to the jock gimmick, with the addition of Cameron and Naomi as cheerleaders + Hornswoggle wearing a Riley Big Head as his mascot.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Nov 4, 2013 17:48:32 GMT -5
Tatanka returns (again) as the new Swagger Soaring Eagle, because, after all, he is the most Real [Native] American ever!
Scott Steiner - highly educated and tenured college professor whose promos are outrageous historical and mathematical claims. So basically regular Steiner, except now in a tweed blazer with elbow patches and with corn cob pipe.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2013 17:51:56 GMT -5
YO YOU DEALING WITH THE X-FACTOR!
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Nov 4, 2013 19:35:40 GMT -5
Jack Swagger He gets hit on the head, thinks it's 1778 and he's fighting in the Revolutionary War.
Goldust He goes heel, changes his name to Copperdust and gets copper ring attire. Now, he lusts for the tag team titles all for his own. His new finishing move is called the penny pincher, where he pinches his opponents nipples until they submit.
R-Truth He "sells out" by going corporate, enunciating every word as clearly as he can while misusing big words to sound intelligent. He switches to formal pinstripe dress pants over baggy graffiti'd street pants, and now goes by Ronald Truth.
I actually want to see the R-Truth one happen.
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