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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2013 21:58:29 GMT -5
Name three, and then say what you'd do with each of them.
Ryback: I mentioned it not too long ago but a giant baby character. Make him wear a only diaper as ring gear (no knee/elbow pads or footwear), along with a bib and bonnet for entrance gear. He can carry a bottle of milk and a loaded rattle as a weapon.
Kane: "The Lion Kane." He wears a lion mane around his neck and talks like James Earl Jones. No one on the roster treats him any differently than as he was as Big Red Machine.
Alberto Del Rio: After suffering a psychotic breakdown from losing his WHC to Cena (and a subsequent rematch), ADR claims that a monster told him to change his name, and that he is now officially Humberto del Lago. He now attempts to woo divas but suffers frequent hallucinations and becomes completely obsessed with boots.
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Post by angryfan on Nov 2, 2013 22:04:48 GMT -5
Oddly, I think Glen Jacobs could get the Lion Kane gimmick over. Hell, considering the crap they've saddled him with over the past 16 years...
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Nov 2, 2013 22:07:24 GMT -5
WE'RE A 3 MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDD
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 2, 2013 22:14:58 GMT -5
Miz= wrestling mime. Facepaint and all the annoying antics mimes employ.
Khali(with Hornswaggle)= Master Blaster from 'Beyond Thunderdome' gimmick.
Big Show = 'Mr. Incontinence'
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Nov 2, 2013 22:26:03 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio becomes Alberto Alejandro Sebastian Del Rio De La Cruz: Spanish telenovela star.
Big E Langston becomes Ahmed Johnson. He one day just starts dressing and acting like Ahmed Johnson to emulate his childhood hero.
Wade Barrett comes back as Bare Wade: wrestling nudist.
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Chip
Hank Scorpio
Slam Jam Death.
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Post by Chip on Nov 2, 2013 23:01:36 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio becomes Alberto Alejandro Sebastian Del Rio De La Cruz: Spanish telenovela star. Alberto Del Rio: After suffering a psychotic breakdown from losing his WHC to Cena (and a subsequent rematch), ADR claims that a monster told him to change his name, and that he is now officially Humberto del Lago. He now attempts to woo divas but suffers frequent hallucinations and becomes completely obsessed with boots. I'm failing to see why either of these would be horrible gimmicks considering the man involved. Though with the boot fetish he should start using a leg bar instead and sniff everyones boots. |
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Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 2, 2013 23:09:33 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose: Trailer Park Handyman
He can fix anything in your house, as long as your house has wheels
Tensai: Old Man Winter
His finishing move is he blows on his opponents. And they have to act like their frozen.
Wade Barrett: Big Booty Barrett
Wade Barrett with butt implants. I won't rest until this is a reality.
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Surfer Sandman
Bubba Ho-Tep
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Nov 2, 2013 23:43:29 GMT -5
Alberto del Taco- The wrestling owner of a trendy taco truck in Tijuana.
Dean Ambrose- Son of Heidenreich, nephew of Nailz and all-around badass
Damien Sandow- Lovable, unemployed English major that gives a rousing speech after each victory
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 0:00:58 GMT -5
Zack Ryder hits his head and thinks that he's Frankie the Parrot.
Roman Reigns: Tighty whitey enthusiast.
Kofi Kingston: Samoan.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Nov 3, 2013 0:15:25 GMT -5
Curtis Axel: Fitness instructor & DDP Yoga enthusiast. Leads to a match with DDP at Wrestlemania.
Alicia Fox: an actual fox who comes out to the song 'what does the fox say?'
Zack Ryder: Super-serious MMA fighter who is taken under the wing of Brock Lesnar.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2013 0:23:27 GMT -5
Kaneye West
Undertaker: gambling enthusiast that takes the under no matter what.
Ryback: ballerina
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Nov 3, 2013 0:25:20 GMT -5
Nicky (Spirit Squad): Guy with a ridiculous name that screams 'future endeavour fodder' and a gimmick that's so anachronistic, Bob Backlund insists that it 'get with the times.' Then, after overcoming all that, you never let him speak for the better side of 3 years.
Well, either that or just 'cheerleader.'
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Post by fazzle on Nov 3, 2013 0:41:56 GMT -5
Los Matadores.
Do I win?
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Post by celticjobber on Nov 3, 2013 0:59:45 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio - Mob leader for a new, more serious Full-Blooded Italians stable with Hunico and Camacho.
3 Man Band would become The Bowling Pins. Basically nothing would change except they would dress as giant bowling pins, they would never talk, and they'd come out to the sound of bowling pins being knocked down instead of entrance music. They'd still lose every match.
Alicia Fox would become Abdullah The Butcher's daughter. Alicia "The Butcher", complete with a clean butcher's smock (no blood splatters because of PG/Mattel). And she'd cut promos about beating the fans' meat.
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Post by JTG Fan on Nov 3, 2013 1:00:27 GMT -5
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Nov 3, 2013 1:10:04 GMT -5
Fandango - A guy with a crew cut and tattoos in black trunks who is super srs.
Santino Marella - A guy with a crew cut and tattoos in black trunks who is super srs.
Wade Barret - A British cowboy.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Nov 3, 2013 1:21:12 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose- Son of Heidenreich, nephew of Nailz and all-around badass He'll sodomize you, then file a lawsuit saying you sodomized him. Makes sense. |
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 3, 2013 1:33:57 GMT -5
Curt Hawkins - Internet fan who claims to have "Newz" on all the wrestlers. He threatens to exploit them if they don't lay down for him. He smashes a laptop over his opponents head and says he only wants have matches against stars with a good work rate.
Justin Gabriel - Party bro who passes out in the ring and drinks heavily. His manager and party girfriend, a renamed Alicia Fox, is Molly.
Ezekiel Jackson - A stalker. He follows his opponents home, takes the same flight as them, posts videos of him doing so online. He unfollows everyone on Twitter except his current enemy.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 3, 2013 1:51:07 GMT -5
Alicia Fox would become Abdullah The Butcher's daughter. Alicia "The Butcher", complete with a clean butcher's smock (no blood splatters because of PG/Mattel). And she'd cut promos about beating the fans' meat. Please? |
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Post by mattyc on Nov 3, 2013 1:53:25 GMT -5
Evan Bourne is repackaged as NewBOURNE
Evan returns to the WWE and says that the last few years have been stressful for him, so he looked for a new way of life that would allow him to be care free, He then makes it public that he's embraced the Adult Baby lifestyle during his time away from the WWE, he's NewBOURNE now. He starts to communicate only in gibberish and he wrestles in a diaper and comes down to the ring sucking a pacifier.
Camacho is repackaged as HACK-U
The son of Haku reveals that he's made a sideline career as a pro computer hacker, he threatens to hack into computers of fellow superstars and management figures to expose secret information on them, two of his first targets are Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox, he promises not to go public with his findings..just as long as they keep giving him the matches he asks for!
Eva Marie is now MAMMA MARIE
Eva takes on the role of NewBOURNE's mother
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