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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 6, 2013 13:51:32 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Kane to become GM of both Raw and SmackDown.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 6, 2013 13:59:03 GMT -5
His Titantron should be changed from fire to various office supplies
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Post by JTG Fan on Nov 6, 2013 14:10:42 GMT -5
I demand increasingly outlandish titles for members of The Authority. Mason Ryan can return as the Chief Diversity Officer. William Regal can be the Quality Assurance Administrator. Booker T can be made a Partner.
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Rican
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Post by Rican on Nov 6, 2013 14:14:23 GMT -5
I would love to see what Kane's resume looks like.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 6, 2013 14:17:10 GMT -5
I demand increasingly outlandish titles for members of The Authority. Mason Ryan can return as the Chief Diversity Officer. William Regal can be the Quality Assurance Administrator. Booker T can be made a Partner. The Shield can be The Authority's Chiefs of Authorizing Official Authority Business.
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isink
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Post by isink on Nov 6, 2013 14:19:24 GMT -5
This is going to end with a secretary going through Kane's day planner and seeing doodles of murder and rape.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 6, 2013 14:46:42 GMT -5
This is going to end with a secretary going through Kane's day planner and seeing doodles of murder and rape. Nah, there's going to be drawings of horses, flowers, houses, and there's going to be a few cake recipes.
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Post by hossfan on Nov 6, 2013 15:23:57 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Kane to become GM of both Raw and SmackDown. If that happens I want him to be a Face Authority figure on one show and a heel on the other. Having Kane in charge would solve all of WWE's logic problems when it comes to booking.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 6, 2013 15:30:13 GMT -5
If he wins the title, WWE should run the headline "KORPORATE KHAMPION KANE!!!!"
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 6, 2013 15:39:47 GMT -5
If he wins the title, WWE should run the headline "KORPORATE KHAMPION KANE!!!!" "YOU KOLD OUT! YOU KOLD OUT!"
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 6, 2013 17:16:21 GMT -5
This is going to end with a secretary going through Kane's day planner and seeing doodles of murder and rape. Nah, there's going to be drawings of horses, flowers, houses, and there's going to be a few cake recipes. And a rough draft of a tightly-worded thank you letter to Dr. Shelby.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 6, 2013 17:19:10 GMT -5
So...in-story justification of why Triple H would appoint someone as psychotic as Kane in a high-ranking position is?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 6, 2013 17:29:26 GMT -5
So...in-story justification of why Triple H would appoint someone as psychotic as Kane in a high-ranking position is? Because Kane is making big strides. When he wanted to join forces, and talked to Steph, he handed over his mask. That's a huge improvement from his interactions when he wanted to join with Lita, and later with Kelly, and when Eve got caught in the Embrace the Hate crossfire. So Triple H sees that the work with Dr Shelby changed the guy.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Nov 6, 2013 17:40:35 GMT -5
So...in-story justification of why Triple H would appoint someone as psychotic as Kane in a high-ranking position is? Because Kane is making big strides. When he wanted to join forces, and talked to Steph, he handed over his mask. That's a huge improvement from his interactions when he wanted to join with Lita, and later with Kelly, and when Eve got caught in the Embrace the Hate crossfire. So Triple H sees that the work with Dr Shelby changed the guy. Kane has binders full of women...literally.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Nov 6, 2013 17:46:06 GMT -5
His Titantron should be changed from fire to various office supplies When he does his hand raise and drop, instead of fire, down comes post-it notes with messages like 'MEETING 2:15PM' or 'ABC - Always Be Closing' or 'LOGIN: KANE PASSWORD: PASSWORD'
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Essential1
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Post by Essential1 on Nov 6, 2013 18:25:57 GMT -5
I bet he's doing this all for a piece of ass from Stephanie. She's always liked things big. Big noses, big men, big egos and big bank accounts.
He looks like a true giant nerd though. I wouldn't mess with him and I'm 6 foot 6. I think him and Damien Sandow should be able to get on quite well.
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isink
Don Corleone
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Post by isink on Nov 6, 2013 18:39:26 GMT -5
Kane will get a fun name, Kanetric Kanetman!
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Crimson
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Post by Crimson on Nov 6, 2013 19:02:22 GMT -5
I would love to see what Kane's resume looks like. Should we start that chain again? I was loving the direction the other thread was going, but it got locked.
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Post by evilhomer on Nov 6, 2013 19:18:54 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind seeing him dress like Paul Bearer did when he was exclusively managing Kane. Red sport coat, black turtleneck. But you know this is kind of amazing. 15-16 years ago, this guy was introduced as mute, massively scarred and pretty much insane. Now he's a guy wearing a suit. And they've basically displayed it all. There's been no surgeries, only the most minor counseling, yet he's the same guy I remember he could start to talk because X-Pac told him he didn't need the voicebox thing. I seem to remember when he was unmasked it was explained that all his scars were emotional and in his mind; wasn't that the reason he set JR on fire?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 6, 2013 19:25:35 GMT -5
I bet he's doing this all for a piece of ass from Stephanie. She's always liked things big. Big noses, big men, big egos and big bank accounts. He looks like a true giant nerd though. I wouldn't mess with him and I'm 6 foot 6. I think him and Damien Sandow should be able to get on quite well. Kane has had more poontang in storylines than CM Punk and Batista have had in reality (although not combined). - Katie Vick * - Chyna - Tori - Lita - Kelly Kelly - Eve - AJ * may have been done when she was a corpse
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