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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Nov 5, 2013 17:21:02 GMT -5
Why does nothing interesting happen when I watch Raw!
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Post by mrjl on Nov 5, 2013 17:26:47 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind seeing him dress like Paul Bearer did when he was exclusively managing Kane. Red sport coat, black turtleneck.
But you know this is kind of amazing. 15-16 years ago, this guy was introduced as mute, massively scarred and pretty much insane. Now he's a guy wearing a suit. And they've basically displayed it all. There's been no surgeries, only the most minor counseling, yet he's the same guy
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Post by Rican on Nov 5, 2013 18:19:16 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind seeing him dress like Paul Bearer did when he was exclusively managing Kane. Red sport coat, black turtleneck. But you know this is kind of amazing. 15-16 years ago, this guy was introduced as mute, massively scarred and pretty much insane. Now he's a guy wearing a suit. And they've basically displayed it all. There's been no surgeries, only the most minor counseling, yet he's the same guy Dr. Shelby is a miracle worker.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 18:34:02 GMT -5
Suit Kane had me marking out so hard. This is without a doubt my favorite thing that's happened with Kane ever.
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Post by Ginger Beer Man on Nov 5, 2013 19:02:58 GMT -5
I expected something a little different but not that! Brilliant idea, interesting to see where it goes from here.
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Post by isink on Nov 5, 2013 19:25:30 GMT -5
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Post by Andrew is Good on Nov 5, 2013 20:29:43 GMT -5
The only people who think he's a monster now are environmentalists. He puts fear into the hearts of those who dare get in the way of his profit margin.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 5, 2013 21:37:03 GMT -5
They couldn't find a suit that fit him? Without getting one tailor-made, it must be incredibly hard to get a suit that fits a man of his size (we're talking about 6'10", 300lbs?). Most long-fitting suits only fit up to about 6'4". By the looks of things, Triple H goes to a tailor, likewise Vince. If anything, it makes it look like he just went to Men's Wearhouse and bought the first suit that fit him an hour before the show, which is something someone who's spent his entire life in mental institutions and locked in Paul Bearer's basement would probably do.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Nov 5, 2013 22:48:09 GMT -5
As soon as he came out, I marked my head off, and knew that this forum would do the same.
I love it. He looks like a 7-foot tall Gerald Ford.
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Post by angryfan on Nov 5, 2013 23:27:29 GMT -5
Honestly, this is why Glen Jacobs is one of the greatest performers the industry has ever seen. Saddle anyone else with the kind of batshit insane backstory he has, have the weird continuity follow him for years, and oh before he even gets the insanity that is the Kane gimmick, he survives both Isaac Yankum AND Fake Diesel.
All of that, countless heel and face turns, usually for no apparent reason, going from serious psycho to comedy and back again, and dude is STILL over and STILL drawing money.
Honestly when he retires from in ring competition, I want him teaching a class on "making shit gimmicks work 101" at the performance center, and I want that taped and available on the internet.
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Post by Hurbster on Nov 6, 2013 4:35:45 GMT -5
Wasn't he dressed up as an evil Christmas tree once ?
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Post by Throwback on Nov 6, 2013 7:54:07 GMT -5
Wasn't he dressed up as an evil Christmas tree once ? Yep, The Christmas Creature. In memphis I do believe.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Nov 6, 2013 12:38:50 GMT -5
Kane is movin' on up!
WWE just sent out an alert that he is the new WWE Director of Operations.
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Post by Steveweiser on Nov 6, 2013 12:49:09 GMT -5
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Nov 6, 2013 12:51:23 GMT -5
Kane is movin' on up! WWE just sent out an alert that he is the new WWE Director of Operations. I just got this text alert. Oh. My. God. This just keeps getting better. 3 days in and this is already one of my favorite character transformations/storylines ever.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2013 12:52:08 GMT -5
Director of Operations? Hmmm...
Given his only activity so far is wandering down to the ring to slide in some chairs I think we know that this means he will soon become the CHAIRman of the WWE.
KORPORATE KANE.
Seriously, still laughing, I've found my new addiction in this character.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 6, 2013 12:53:54 GMT -5
From hideously scarred and mute to a high-paying corporate job. Truly, Kane is an inspiration.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2013 12:56:27 GMT -5
From hideously scarred and mute to a high-paying corporate job. Truly, Kane is an inspiration. I wish JR was still commentating right now. Jim: WHY, KANE, WHY?! Korporate Kane: I finally had my boyhood dream realised, pens with my name inscribed on the side. Jim: ...your boyhood dream- Triple H: -has finally come true, yeah yeah, we know the line.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Nov 6, 2013 13:40:46 GMT -5
How many horrible stories has Kane made work? Given how poorly received Show/Orton is right now can Kane, now with Korporate powers, even save this one?
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Post by Bootista on Nov 6, 2013 13:44:33 GMT -5
Kane is movin' on up!WWE just sent out an alert that he is the new WWE Director of Operations. To The East side? To that Deluxe apartment in the sky??
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