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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 21, 2013 17:55:21 GMT -5
The Miz employs migrant workers to choke him in the shower.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 21, 2013 17:59:06 GMT -5
Ryback was actually fired six months ago. He just keeps showing up, and only expects to be paid in sandwiches, so they let him on TV to lose to people.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Nov 21, 2013 17:59:14 GMT -5
CM Punk sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers.
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
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Post by ededdneddy on Nov 21, 2013 18:02:41 GMT -5
John Cena owns a sweat shop with children creating his merchandise. I hear the next color they are coming up for his shirt will be Periwinkle
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 21, 2013 18:04:29 GMT -5
Mark Henry is actually a gang of little people tied together.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Nov 21, 2013 18:08:34 GMT -5
Christian owns multiple Malasian slaves.
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Post by arrx on Nov 21, 2013 18:14:10 GMT -5
HBK lost his smile when Vince left him for Trish.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 21, 2013 18:15:13 GMT -5
Mick Foley was Vince's first pick for the Goldust gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 18:19:49 GMT -5
Vince originally signed Giant Gonzalez because he was going to try to buy the Knicks and he needed a Center.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 21, 2013 18:21:22 GMT -5
Vince McMahon once snorted coke off of both of Hulk Hogan's 24 inch pythons, jack.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 21, 2013 18:21:47 GMT -5
Pat Patterson had to have semen pumped out of his stomach after servicing the entire roster of the 1987 Oakland Raiders.
The original John Cena died in 2007 of a drug overdose.
After showing up to his daughter's school play without pants Randy Orton became a registered sex offender.
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Beav
Hank Scorpio
OMG... I just realized I'm a Brony.
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Post by Beav on Nov 21, 2013 18:21:49 GMT -5
CM Punk sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers. Hey, that's a half truth. |
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 21, 2013 18:27:31 GMT -5
Ryback has heat on him for not growing a good enough mustache for movember.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 21, 2013 18:31:21 GMT -5
HHH, despite not being a video game fan, plays WWE 2K14 so he can defeat Chris Jericho decisively every day before a show.
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King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Nov 21, 2013 18:39:43 GMT -5
HHH's dislike for Chris Jericho stems from a one night stand Jericho had with Stephanie McMahon when he first got to the company.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 21, 2013 18:39:57 GMT -5
Not including Triple H's name,matches,moves,etc.. when naming all-time great wrestlers,matches,etc..is an offense punishable by fine and worse. There was a memo dictating this issued to all WWE employees.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 21, 2013 18:42:46 GMT -5
Damien Sandow bought the bones of Andre The Giant.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 21, 2013 18:43:14 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is going to try and stop Christmas from coming.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 18:48:14 GMT -5
Vince gave HHH his Reign of Terror super-push after he was shown a copy of a HHH/Steph sex tape where Steph accidentally calls HHH "Test"
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Nov 21, 2013 19:45:17 GMT -5
The Zeb Colter heel character was created because Vince secretly blames the Tea Party for Linda losing the Senate election.*
*I actually think this one is true.
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