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Post by jjdash on Nov 21, 2013 19:54:25 GMT -5
Christian owns multiple Malasian slaves. He said to make the rumours up..
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 19:55:59 GMT -5
CM Punk has 3 herniated discs and is trying desperately to make it to Mania 30 before retiring.
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 21, 2013 20:17:02 GMT -5
The Zeb Colter heel character was created because Vince secretly blames the Tea Party for Linda losing the Senate election.* *I actually think this one is true. Knowing McMahon, I wouldn't put it past him.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 21, 2013 20:41:00 GMT -5
Triple H and Stephanie aren't really married.
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I'm back...and I'm pretty much the same as before.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Nov 21, 2013 20:41:32 GMT -5
Vince McMahon has finally seen the film "Titanic" so expect a parody of it at Survivor Series featuring 3MB.
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Post by Starshine on Nov 21, 2013 20:47:59 GMT -5
Vince McMahon was institutionalised this morning at the renowned Greenwich Hospital of Psychiatry and Psychology ward after instances where he exposed his rear to a neighbourhood mother of two after telling her to kiss it, and then ranting at a child with a homemade lemonade stand over how he wouldn't know how to sell "smack to Marty Jannetty." We'll have more on this as the story develops.
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Post by Y2M on Nov 21, 2013 21:25:55 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio returned on Monday's Raw after extensive knee transplant surgery, taken from Sin Cara, which explains his absence from television.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 23:56:50 GMT -5
When a new wrestler is brought up to the main roster, before they work their first televised match they must go into HHH's office and tell him they respect him. 500 times.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 0:31:45 GMT -5
JTG still has a job not because he is in possession of the Funaki pictures, but because he gets Vince a taco each day from the taco truck/place on the bad side of town. Vince gives specific instructions on where to get the tacos because he feels that "food tastes better when there is an element of danger during the acquisition of lunch"
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 22, 2013 7:32:52 GMT -5
The Miz employs migrant workers to choke him in the shower. Well, Maryse is Canadian, and who knows what kind of kinky sex they are into? The reason David Otunga is off screen? A severe case of coffee-shortage in WWE-catering.
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Post by TGM on Nov 22, 2013 7:48:30 GMT -5
HHH's dislike for Chris Jericho stems from a one night stand Jericho had with Stephanie McMahon when he first got to the company. This sound the most realistic.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 8:26:21 GMT -5
Ryback has heat on him for not growing a good enough mustache for movember. Sadly, that is almost shockingly believable.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 22, 2013 9:06:49 GMT -5
A WWE Superstar has been arrested after an apparent hunt for The Yeti went wrong when a man accidentally shot his friend in the back. WWE Officials say Darrin Young claimed he fired his gun by mistake when he was startled by a "barking noise" during the expedition in Parts Unknown.
His friend, Titus O'Neil was wounded in the incident but is expected to survive.
Kane, The WWE Director of Operations, told WWE.com that they had initially been given a dishonest account of the shooting. "If they had just been factual, upfront and truthful with us and explained that this was truly an accident, as strange as it might sound, we would have went ahead and investigated and probably nobody would of had to wrestle Alberto Del Rio and Randy Orton in a handicap match next Monday Night."
Young, 34, was arrested on suspicion of reckless conduct with a firearm and carelessness.
WWE Executive HHH said: "To our knowledge, there have been no sightings of The Yeti in Parts Unknown." He continued," I think our focus is creating a new face of the company and doing what's best for business, and we're going to stay focused on that and let somebody else go after The Yeti. The aggravating part of this whole deal is that their dishonesty wasted several man hours of not only the WWE's own Director of Operations, but our partners at the Parts Unknown Police Department."
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 22, 2013 9:12:12 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio spends his vacations at a nudist resort
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 22, 2013 9:15:53 GMT -5
No, no, Zeb was created since vince's current fetish is turn-of the century baseball players with handlebar moustaches. Dutch was able to rewrite most of the character and vince hasnt found out yet. Also, most of Rey Mysterio Jr currently is actually bionic (may or may not be true).
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Post by Chip on Nov 22, 2013 9:19:32 GMT -5
Not many enjoy working with Cesaro, his hair is said to tickle those he has in chin-locks and submissions and as such have a hard time not laughing in the middle of the match.
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Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 22, 2013 10:20:16 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is increasingly frustrated that the political and social warnings he hides in his shows have yet to win him the emmy he covets. In recent years he has used Nexus to warn against communism, The Shield represent fascism and now The Wyatts represent cults. In addition he keeps putting Del Rio in the WHC title picture to highlight how the rich have unfair advantages in life, pushes second generation stars like of Ted Jr and Axel to highlight the problems caused by nepotism and features the Miz to show how reality TV is undermining our culture. He has also taken a stand for the ginger rights movement by presenting Sheamus and Sami Zayn as red headed role models.
It it believed he bought back the slammy awards to take a dig at the emmy judging panel even going so far as to hire a political commentator to host the show, however his inner circle believe it's his fault for only submitting episodes he features in himself.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 22, 2013 10:39:58 GMT -5
WWE gave Michael Hayes a cheque book to try and teach him responsibility. This is the only cheque he wrote. It is addressed to 'Drugs,' for the amount of $1,000,000, and in the memo line it says 'for drugs yo.'
He didn't use any of the rest of his cheques, because he raped them.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 10:44:02 GMT -5
Zeb Colter is actually a black man hidden under makeup, stache and fully covering clothes. His real name is Jamaal.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 22, 2013 17:19:56 GMT -5
In the 90s, around the time of Fake Diesel and Fake Razor, Vince had the idea to create a relatively static roster. Characters were going to theoretically last forever, with different workers playing them over time--kind of like the Bond franchise. If Fake Diesel and Fake Razor had successfully gotten over, then we would have the exact same characters we had in the late 80s and early 90s, with a few new additions over time, just played by different hands. Chris Benoit would have been Dynamite Kid, for example. It's part of the reason he's always tried to trademark gimmicks and names, so he could have this kind of control. This would allow him to have more power over workers than ever before, because they'd be totally replaceable in every way.
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