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Post by Bootista on Nov 22, 2013 17:20:53 GMT -5
Hornswoggle was accused of Statutory Rape when he was seen kissing AJ lee
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Nov 22, 2013 18:38:17 GMT -5
The infamous "Funaki Pics" were taken in the early 90's and are showing an ebriated Vince Mc Mahon snorting cocaine up a young up and comer's ass in an Atlantic City hotel room. It's believed the photos were probably taken by an ebriated Pat Patterson and used for personal purpose until somewhere around 1993 when the documents resurfaced. An ebriated Randy Poffo (alias Macho Man) started to tell some people the photos were real and that he had seen it. According to Poffo, the young guy caught with Vince was rising star Shawn Michaels. It is unclear how these pics finished into the hands of Funaki (probably by mistake) but it helped him keeping his job for years as he was notoriously blackmailing Vince Mc Mahon and theatening him to release the documents on a daily basis. We don't know who owns the picture at the time, but some source says that mexican billionaire Alberto Rodriguez (Alberto Del Rio) bought the set from Funaki for a ridiculously big amount of money a few years ago. It could explain why the talentless Rodriguez became such a big deal in the company in a fairly short time.
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Post by whtbldclls on Nov 22, 2013 20:08:13 GMT -5
Aiden English lip syncs all his songs
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 22, 2013 21:18:57 GMT -5
Big E Langston is perfectly fine with three. He doesn't need five. He's just greedy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 21:25:42 GMT -5
Yoshi Tatsu was only hired so the WWE could run shows in Japan with Yakuza approval.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Nov 22, 2013 21:37:37 GMT -5
Vince keeps Howard Finkel and Harvey Whippleman locked in a hidden room in Titan Towers.
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Post by Boo! on Nov 22, 2013 21:37:59 GMT -5
Pat Patterson once stiffed a guy in the ring
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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 22, 2013 21:44:25 GMT -5
Batista sold Ryback steroids.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 22, 2013 22:07:30 GMT -5
-Zack Ryder was so desperate he approached Pat Patterson and offered him sexual favors in exchange for a push. Patterson walked away from him in disgust. Gerald Briscoe stayed behind, though, grinning ear to ear.
-The Wyatt family was Vince's idea. he just finished watching a hip new movie and was feeling inspired. the movie in question was The Hills Have Eyes (the original one)
-Kofi Kingston is able to keep his spot in the company because he disappears dead hookers found in an unnamed talent's tour bus.
-the reason for JBL's change of opinion on the Miz is as follows; JBL was trying his usual sexual harassment hijinx on the younger talent only for Miz to turn around on him and deconstruct for him just how homo-erotic and creepy it was, and how he felt JBL was a deeply closeted man with severe issues. JBL was left speechless and quiet, and sat alone for a long time in a dark corner of the room after that.
-the real reason for Sheamus' long absence is that his "Sheamus Lipschitz" comment was thrown in, and in addition to going against what creative wanted him to say, Paul Heyman complained about it being anti-semitic. as a result, Sheamus was punished by being put in a heatless feud with Nude Beach enthusiast Alberto Del Rio and then knocked down the card in favor of Big Show before being written out entirely.
-Triple H has recurring nightmares where he can't leave the ring and the crowds chant "you tapped out" at him non-stop. for some reason, everyone in the crowd looks exactly like either Rob Van Dam, Booker T or Chris Jericho.
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Post by Waffel113 on Nov 22, 2013 22:09:27 GMT -5
It's a bit scary that some of these are plausible, especially the Jericho/Stephanie one night stand and Zeb Coulter/Tea Party one.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 22, 2013 22:13:26 GMT -5
-Zack Ryder was so desperate he approached Pat Patterson and offered him sexual favors in exchange for a push. Patterson walked away from him in disgust. Gerald Briscoe stayed behind, though, grinning ear to ear. -Kofi Kingston is able to keep his spot in the company because he disappears dead hookers found in an unnamed talent's tour bus. Someone should tell Big Show that giants shouldn't get on top. I refuse to believe that any non married/committed man who is less than 100% straight would turn down sexual favors from someone who looks like Zack Ryder. Dude is just...yeahhhhhh.
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Post by Boo! on Nov 22, 2013 22:47:18 GMT -5
'Sexy Boy' theme was originally written for Tito Santana.
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Post by deancubed on Nov 23, 2013 4:32:06 GMT -5
HBK's infamous Playgirl photo shoot spot was originally offered to Owen Hart, but Bret convinced Owen that the WWF would not approve of it, and so Bret encouraged Shawn to accept the offer instead, thinking it would hurt Shawn's career.
Pat Patterson had a known affair with one of the Bushwackers, but to this day no one will come forward with which one.
Marty Jannetty once did coke in a Burger King parking lot in Fort Worth with HBK and Sunny.
Razor Ramon has a sixth toe on his right foot.
John Morrison can't turn left, which almost killed the initial debut of Mercury and Nitro who were supposed to be male models. They changed MNM to generic 'Hollywood diva types' to compensate.
Vince McMahon still has not seen Zoolander.
Shane McMahon owns both a restaurant chain and a phone company in China.
DDP Yoga is the main reason why Stacy Kiebler ended up dating George Clooney.
One old issue of PWI listed Hurricane Helms as Hurricane Helmsley, and because of this, The Rock calls HHH 'Greg' sometimes.
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Post by Bad Moon on Nov 23, 2013 7:14:36 GMT -5
Every time HHH buries a career, Stephanie stops aging for a year. That's why she suddenly started looking so terrible when he retired from active wrestling whereas she was pretty much just as hot in 2009 as she was back in the 90s, all those years caught up to her all at once.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Nov 23, 2013 7:53:46 GMT -5
Marty Jannetty once did coke in a Burger King parking lot in Fort Worth with HBK and Sunny. This one isn't funny because it almost certainly actually happened. They're all notorious cokeheads known to associate, and probably would've got away with doing it in public like that.
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Post by deancubed on Nov 23, 2013 9:18:21 GMT -5
Marty Jannetty once did coke in a Burger King parking lot in Fort Worth with HBK and Sunny. This one isn't funny because it almost certainly actually happened. They're all notorious cokeheads known to associate, and probably would've got away with doing it in public like that. The funny part is that back then, Burger King only sold Pepsi drinks.
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Post by metylerca on Nov 23, 2013 11:07:21 GMT -5
Flanders keeps old paint cans in his garage.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2013 11:22:19 GMT -5
The reason David Otunga is off screen? A severe case of coffee-shortage in WWE-catering. We regretfully announce the release of David Otunga's Travel Mug. We wish him the best in their future endeavors. -In other news, Vince McMahon was reportedly irate at Mick Foley being backstage at a recent Raw and demanding that he leave the building. It was only later that somebody told him that it was Luke Harper he was screaming at.
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