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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 30, 2013 15:55:45 GMT -5
I suspect WWE would be thrilled. Their top star being gay would be great publicity.
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Post by BigWill on Nov 30, 2013 15:59:41 GMT -5
They probably wouldn't do anything.
I don't think the WWE would want to make an angle out of it, as they've had chances to do so in the past, but didn't.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 16:04:14 GMT -5
Well, we who don't care about them would be able to finally identify the Bella who still worked for the WWE.
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Post by frogsplash45 on Nov 30, 2013 16:15:58 GMT -5
I'm just voicing a dissenting opinion. What if a few people go and make hundreds of threads discussing other hypotheticals every day? Would that be acceptable? They're technically "valid" and unique topics, right? (To be clear, this is not some sort of threat. I have no intentions to go make any of these kinds of threads.) To answer your hypothetical questions, which in themselves present the possibility of multiple answers, each of which depends on a series of unaccounted for variables that you yourself are critiquing: So what? Yes. And yes. In this particular case, I'm asking a question to the exact person who can give concrete answers. A moderator. I don't have an issue with hypotheticals in general. But when it comes to frivolous, unanswerable things such as aspects of wrestling history? Especially ones that alter personal aspects of actual human beings? C'mon. We can go on all day discussing "What if" this or "What if" that. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 30, 2013 16:39:45 GMT -5
Why should we care if Cena likes to suck dick or like to have dick up his ass?  you stay classy, FAN Boards! |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 30, 2013 16:43:41 GMT -5
I honestly think that, behind the scenes, Cena has banged more women than Punk and Batista combined, he just keeps it well hidden since he has a squeaky clean image to uphold. Cena being gay would legitimately surprise me. this on the other hand, I think is probably true. Punk's a serial monogamist so we always hear about who he's currently shacking up with. Cena on the other hand, until Nikki (and briefly Mickie James) we never heard about anything. Bret Hart never fooled around with co-workers but he cheated on his wife with ring rats all the time. wouldn't be surprised if Cena did the same and Vince paid his ex-wife off to keep that from getting out. would not surprise me in the least. |
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Post by fw91 on Nov 30, 2013 16:45:39 GMT -5
I honestly think that, behind the scenes, Cena has banged more women than Punk and Batista combined, he just keeps it well hidden since he has a squeaky clean image to uphold. Cena being gay would legitimately surprise me. this on the other hand, I think is probably true. Punk's a serial monogamist so we always hear about who he's currently shacking up with. Cena on the other hand, until Nikki (and briefly Mickie James) we never heard about anything. Bret Hart never fooled around with co-workers but he cheated on his wife with ring rats all the time. wouldn't be surprised if Cena did the same and Vince paid his ex-wife off to keep that from getting out. would not surprise me in the least. bret still does. At MSG after the hall of fame, I saw him walk out with a young hot piece of ass |
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Nov 30, 2013 17:05:28 GMT -5
Rock vs Cena III: Thrust in a Lifetime.
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Post by Essential1 on Nov 30, 2013 17:48:11 GMT -5
One "lucky" fan would then get to share his house as a guest.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 17:50:58 GMT -5
If Cena came out as gay, HHH would come out too and try to out gay him.
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Post by Stu on Nov 30, 2013 18:14:55 GMT -5
To answer your hypothetical questions, which in themselves present the possibility of multiple answers, each of which depends on a series of unaccounted for variables that you yourself are critiquing: So what? Yes. And yes. In this particular case, I'm asking a question to the exact person who can give concrete answers. A moderator. I don't have an issue with hypotheticals in general. But when it comes to frivolous, unanswerable things such as aspects of wrestling history? Especially ones that alter personal aspects of actual human beings? C'mon. We can go on all day discussing "What if" this or "What if" that. As long as the place isn't being spammed (particularly with copycat threads) and doesn't involve politics or religion, discussion over hypothetical situations is perfectly acceptable. |
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Post by PKO on Nov 30, 2013 18:19:24 GMT -5
Why should we care if Cena likes to suck dick or like to have dick up his ass? What if he's gay and likes neither? |
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Nov 30, 2013 18:22:28 GMT -5
If Cena came out as gay, HHH would come out too and try to out gay him. "There's a lot of bi-things I am but '-lingual' isn't one of them... Hey, wait a minute, did I just mean to say that?" "I don't think you did, but be that as it may, we're live..." |
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 30, 2013 18:26:28 GMT -5
WWE would, indeed, issue a well crafted, corporate response of unwavering support for their biggest star.
But they'd also very quietly start to downplay Cena and look for someone else to fill the Wholesome, Women-and-Children-Friendly Top Babyface role.
Meanwhile, the half of crowds that chanted "Cena Sucks" would switch to chanting "f*****" and Intelligent, Discerning Wrestling Fans would make impassioned posts on here about how there's nothing at all homophobic about it and fans are just expressing their distaste for Cena's character and booking.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2013 18:32:14 GMT -5
What if CM Punk was the son of Jesse Ventura? The world would be a happier place. Especially if he was constantly busting out the old "shut up, McMahon!" |
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Post by Lila on Nov 30, 2013 18:36:23 GMT -5
Why should we care if Cena likes to suck dick or like to have dick up his ass? What if he's gay and likes neither? Then he's an asexual gay man. |
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 30, 2013 18:54:53 GMT -5
I think I agree with the majority, here. I have to believe WWE would simply be forced, for better or worse (but probably better) to accept their new gay top face.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 30, 2013 19:22:13 GMT -5
The fact that having one of these posts caused such a weird response is sort of telling, though
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Nov 30, 2013 19:24:56 GMT -5
"Cena Sucks" chants would suddenly become homophobic. I imagine the "Cena Sucks" chant becomes a lot more elaborate like Chuck Taylor's complicated chant in which they elaborate on what they mean by "Cena Sucks". |
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Post by botchingitup on Nov 30, 2013 19:30:11 GMT -5
The fact that having one of these posts caused such a weird response is sort of telling, though This right here. People post scores of "what if the screwjob didn't happen," "what if Austin 3:16 didn't happen" etc. threads and generally those are widely accepted and get plenty of detailed responses. Someone asks about something related to gender and/or sexuality and we instantly get "b-b-but it's hypothetical!" and all kinds of kvetching, up to and including fraudulently comparing it to something like a change in hair color. Then lots of parody threads for seemingly no reason. Some of you may've not (or did!) noticed that it made you uncomfortable - but your brain did. |
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