Fan attends WWE Vancouver house show whilst on drugs

[Talent Name]

I have watched Raw while on a medical high and it made it so much more sense and more fun

[Deleted]

I'm not sure that I believe that this guy was high, sounds more like he's trying to be clever to me.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

That sounds pretty awesome. I remember being really, really ill once, to the point of extreme drowsiness and watching RAW with my dad. I apparently screamed when Justin Gabriel hit the 450 splash.

[Deleted]

Hearing Triple H talk while you're on mushrooms is probably like hearing the Austin 3:16 promo, only 15 minutes longer.

["Magic" Mark Hurr]

Not gonna lie. I've watched Raw, Smackdown, and a few ppv's completely high with surround sound. It does change how you process what you see. More for the better than the worse. It takes the sting out of the stuff you don't like and the promo are trippy as hell. I definitely don't advise it but that was my experience.

[Chip]

I lost it at Khali's face being shaped like a Pringle.

[HoganBai]

That is fantastic. I need to try this...maybe...virtually...definitely not saying anything there...

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

I look over at my friend and he is slowly waving his hand in front of his face and at first I think he is doing the Cena thing but then I realize he is also really high.

I should not be laughing as hard as I am, but holy shit this is amazing.

[Tarik Dee]

This reads like a Bret Easton Ellis novel (just finished up reading American Psycho).

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

Dec 8, 2013 11:10:59 GMT -5 @akeem said:

I'm not sure that I believe that this guy was high, sounds more like he's trying to be clever to me.

Yeah, this does rather tick all the boxes of being fabricated for a laugh.

Of course, I'd hate to be that guy who always posts "FAKE" in YouTube comments, so I'll say "WORK" instead.

[Deleted]

That fun, nostalgic feeling from the Attitude Era I sometimes get?

I may or may not have been drinking.

[Loser troll. Please ban me]

Follow up story; WWE found to be highly enjoyable while on drugs.

[Deleted]

Those Roddy Piper interviews in his WCW years?

They actually make sense if you're in a daze.

[sybaku]

I always smoke a little medical before Raw, makes it so much better all the sudden every match becomes a "shoot" in my head and I totally believe everything, it basically turns off the part of my head that knows it's all kayfabe.

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Dec 8, 2013 8:49:36 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Fandango comes out. He is wearing a purple satin shirt, which I begin wilding out over, but not as hard as I was wilding for El Torito. Great Khali comes out and again the crowd goes crazy, but I am staring at Fandango as he teases taking off the satin shirt. I am losing my mind. Finally he takes off the shirt and the light hits his abs. I swear to god Fandango's body is sparkling, glowing. His abs are crystalline. I almost start crying for a third time because his body is so f***ing beautiful. We make eye contact and I become bonded to him in eternity.

I think this is the same dude that wrote those Fandango creepypastas a while back.

I felt the same way when I first played The Legend of Zelda III: A Link to the Past.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

I don't care if he was really high or not, that was brilliant.

[bloopscoop]

Dec 8, 2013 8:49:36 GMT -5 Oh Cry Me a Screwball said:

Fandango comes out. He is wearing a purple satin shirt, which I begin wilding out over, but not as hard as I was wilding for El Torito. Great Khali comes out and again the crowd goes crazy, but I am staring at Fandango as he teases taking off the satin shirt. I am losing my mind. Finally he takes off the shirt and the light hits his abs. I swear to god Fandango's body is sparkling, glowing. His abs are crystalline. I almost start crying for a third time because his body is so f***ing beautiful. We make eye contact and I become bonded to him in eternity.

I think this is the same dude that wrote those Fandango creepypastas a while back.

I wish. I haven't seen 'Dango in too long. I think this guy will be my friend if I ever meet him however.

[DASH 243✅]

Dec 8, 2013 11:10:59 GMT -5 @akeem said:

I'm not sure that I believe that this guy was high, sounds more like he's trying to be clever to me.

You ever been Vancouver? No one is sober there.

[ratetankmark]

Now I want to see this reviewer combined with Scott Steiner to have the most awesome Youtube WWE review series ever.

[BigBadZ]

I feel as though millions of years of human evolution and history have led to me being here, watching a small man in a bull costume jump on the ropes and wave at people.

This got me the most. I'd never be brave enough to even try that stuff but I'd have to be blown out of my mind to enjoy WWE that much to be brought to tears.