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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 18:34:55 GMT -5
If he wasn't really tripping, it was really well done satire. I've written reviews of concerts I attended in that state of mind, and they came out a lot like that. The smallest things are crazy significant and can move you to tears of joy. It's also why that stuff is dangerous, because it can go the other way.
I believe him. As I read, it took me back.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Dec 8, 2013 18:36:42 GMT -5
He was really high; he just wrote it afterward while sober and half-remembering it and trying (and succeeding) to be funny.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 18:44:17 GMT -5
Okay, from this review we need a few things Photoshopped and produced for proper FAN meme participation in no particular order:
1.) Pringle-Faced Khali 2.) Obsessively detailed diagrams counting AJ's abs and ribs, accuracy optional 3.) Crystalline Abs for Fandango with rainbow lights 4.) Captioned WWE Peanuts Promos 5.) El Torito Desire Vid
I'm sure I'm forgetting a few...
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Post by Rican on Dec 8, 2013 18:46:09 GMT -5
I'm imagining this guy being the sole person in the arena just completely flipping out over El Torito and I can't stop laughing.
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Post by Mr. Butter Fingers on Dec 8, 2013 18:48:35 GMT -5
Brb dying.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 18:55:33 GMT -5
Brown people love Jinder
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 8, 2013 19:29:57 GMT -5
I think, upon a second read, that we may have stumbled upon the WWE's writing process.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 8, 2013 19:59:10 GMT -5
We should get this guy to do all the Smackdown spoiler reports. Or at least let Brooks sample some of his stash.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 8, 2013 19:59:58 GMT -5
Is this a violation of WWE's wellness policy? Will he be suspended for 30 days from WWE live events?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 20:08:55 GMT -5
I'm not sure that I believe that this guy was high, sounds more like he's trying to be clever to me. I would be skeptical too until I read Vancouver.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 20:15:27 GMT -5
I think this is the same dude that wrote those Fandango creepypastas a while back. I`ll never forget you, Bloopscoop.
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Post by thegame415 on Dec 8, 2013 22:43:58 GMT -5
Brooks vs illmurray at WM 30
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Dec 8, 2013 22:59:17 GMT -5
I really love how he interprets every promo as just "Womp womp womp womp womp".
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Post by dragonsteincole on Dec 8, 2013 23:35:14 GMT -5
The line about Fandango's selling creating the illusion of Great Khali moving just kills me for some reason. It's such a backhanded compliment.
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Post by nickcave on Dec 8, 2013 23:48:53 GMT -5
Unsurprisingly, RVD tweeted about this
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 9, 2013 0:16:10 GMT -5
Well, that settles it. Pump this guy full of hallucinogens and have him replace Michael Cole on commentary. No, scratch that. Pump Michael Cole full of hallucinogens. No, scratch that. Force Michael Cole to smoke crack whenever he's on the air. No, scratch that. Keep Michael Cole off my television.
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Post by The Tee Why on Dec 9, 2013 0:48:45 GMT -5
I loved when he was saying he was crying.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 9, 2013 1:03:23 GMT -5
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 9, 2013 2:30:33 GMT -5
I've been saying for years that wrestling is so much better while being in an altered state of mind. One of the best moments I've had watching wrestling was at 3am hammered drunk watching lucha libre with a friend of mine and yelling at everything happening on the screen as if it was real and as if I understood lucha libre.
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Post by CM Parish on Dec 9, 2013 6:01:33 GMT -5
I was thinking I want to start watching wrestling like this now but considering how much I freak out over Fandango's body whilst sober I don't think it'd be a great idea.
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