Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 8, 2013 8:40:48 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 8:44:08 GMT -5
Clearly this man's not seen the last few PPV main events.
Most straightforward and least repetitive Punk promo ever.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 8, 2013 8:45:39 GMT -5
You'd figure they would have allowed RVD backstage.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 8, 2013 8:45:40 GMT -5
There's no way that this is going to be prime meme material. Nope.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 8, 2013 8:47:55 GMT -5
I adored his markout for El Torito, and his obsession with light bouncing off AJ and Fandango's abs.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 8, 2013 8:49:36 GMT -5
I think this is the same dude that wrote those Fandango creepypastas a while back.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Dec 8, 2013 8:50:16 GMT -5
Ha, I was literally on magic mushrooms yesterday watching wrestling. Not live though obviously, there was no way I would have been able to leave the house.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 8, 2013 8:51:38 GMT -5
Most straightforward and least repetitive Punk promo ever. He's cutting a promo like a Charlie Brown adult...
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Post by TK The Friendly Robot on Dec 8, 2013 8:55:33 GMT -5
This was the greatest show review I have ever read. Amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 8:55:54 GMT -5
Fantastic read! Makes me really want to try seeing a wrestling show in that state of mind. Not enough to actually do it, because drugs are too intense for late 20s me, but sounds like he had a real experience there, one he'll never forget.
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CH Punk
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Stuck in the Retro Zone
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 8, 2013 8:58:56 GMT -5
This is amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 9:03:50 GMT -5
What if WWE is meant to watch while on mushrooms? This whole time people moan & bitch ... the product is actually amazing?
Mind = Blown.
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Lardlad
El Dandy
Live reaction to @WWE #WWENetwork
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Post by Lardlad on Dec 8, 2013 9:04:23 GMT -5
Glad to hear Chimmel is still ring announcing at house shows. Cannot imagine being this high trying to attend something like WWE/
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 8, 2013 9:11:10 GMT -5
Why did i laugh so hard at this?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 9:18:01 GMT -5
This is amazing. I needed this today.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 8, 2013 9:22:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 9:30:58 GMT -5
Most straightforward and least repetitive Punk promo ever. So CM Punk is a grown-up in PEANUTS.... This needs to go somewhere, but I need help charting that course. Also, I'm saddened that everything he reported was not 100+% sensible. Because my natural inclination has always been to believe that while on drugs, the human mind would translate the fecal matter that Vince McMahon produces into utter poetic and logical brilliance.
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Dec 8, 2013 9:31:23 GMT -5
Sometimes I feel like such a grinch. I didn't find that funny at all.
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Dec 8, 2013 9:34:03 GMT -5
"I feel as though millions of years of human evolution and history have led to me being here, watching a small man in a bull costume jump on the ropes and wave at people." - Clearly Hunter S. Thompson is alive and well as well as being a WWE fan.
I love the Gonzo aspect of this review.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 8, 2013 9:34:46 GMT -5
Sometimes I feel like such a grinch. I didn't find that funny at all. It's not really supposed to be funny per se but more like an insight into human perception when the senses are overwelmed
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