Ex-Port Vale goalkeeper signs with WWE

[4real]

Ex football player and possible future WWE star? Yeah I don't wish I had this guys life at all. Not jealous one bit.

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Dec 8, 2013 16:41:10 GMT -5 SEAN CARLESS said:

I can't help but think that if he had Erik Rowan's head, or Trevor Murdoch's torso, he'd have never been offered anything. Nice stunt casting, WWE. I wonder if they secretly run the WB, too.

Clearly this has nothing to do with it and Vince needed a goalie for the Stamford King of King's team that will be the scourge of his newest creation: the XLS.

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Dec 8, 2013 16:18:03 GMT -5 The Man That Sanity Forgot said:

This will lead to a stable featuring him, Preston fan and underground fighter Bad News Barrett and the man too violent for rugby, Antonio Cesaro. Throw in 'Mr. Aggressive' Alberto Del Rio too. Hell, you could even call the stable Aggressive FC!

Seeing as his shirts tend to advertise him as a hooligan, Sheamus can be their Tank Abbott.

[miffy]

This is all slightly surreal. I would like Julian Gray to give it a try at some point though, so I can find out if there is actually some form of sport he's got talent for.

[sshfof]

Dec 8, 2013 17:06:04 GMT -5 miffy said:

This is all slightly surreal. I would like Julian Gray to give it a try at some point though, so I can find out if there is actually some form of sport he's got talent for.

I'd rather he didn't leave us just yet!

Before i clicked the link, i expected it to be someone i'd have actually heard of but still all the best to him.

[Lancers]

Dec 8, 2013 12:17:49 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

[Cvslfc123]

looks like Romelu Lukaku has a ready made job once he retires.

[JTG Fan]

Dec 8, 2013 11:59:10 GMT -5 @robvancam said:

he 28-year-old, who recently appeared on the cover of Men’s Health Magazine after working as a male model, has signed a developmental contract with WWE.

"The system works."

[Ryback on a Pole!]

They should sign more ex footballers.

I guarantee that this man...




Would be the #1 heel in a matter of weeks.

Especially if they bought in this guy as his manager.

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They should hire Michael Owen to replace Jerry Lawler on commentary.

[Hit Girl]

This is the greatest thing Port Vale have ever done.

[Shy Guy]

Dec 8, 2013 12:17:49 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Between his pretty awful tattoo and his weird, thirteen-year-old face... Strange looking man.

hmmm....

yeah, ok

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

That guy's too good-looking for Vince to be into.

[Essential1]

He's our serious gay. The tattoo says so.

If WWE wanted a former footballer they should of signed Vinnie Jones after Capital Carnage. He would of been fun in the Attitude Era.

[miffy]

Dec 9, 2013 7:54:47 GMT -5 Ryback on a Pole! said:

He could play Randy's unwanted nephew.

[Hit Girl]

Dec 9, 2013 12:10:48 GMT -5 Essential1 said:

He's our serious gay. The tattoo says so.

If WWE wanted a former footballer they should of signed Vinnie Jones after Capital Carnage. He would of been fun in the Attitude Era.

Vinnie Jones is a paper tiger.

If they want a real hard man, they should sign Luis Suarez.

[Turd Ferguson]

But why male models?

[SEAN CARLESS]

Dec 9, 2013 14:35:23 GMT -5 Turd Ferguson said:

But why male models?

So Stephanie can have something to masturbate to as well with her father. That's bonding in the McMahon household.

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Dec 9, 2013 7:05:47 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Dec 8, 2013 11:59:10 GMT -5 @robvancam said:

"The system works."

I'll never get tired of all of the HHH paraphernalia behind big Johnny. That puts this photo so far over the top.

[Turd Ferguson]

Dec 9, 2013 15:53:42 GMT -5 SEAN CARLESS said:

Dec 9, 2013 14:35:23 GMT -5 Turd Ferguson said:

But why male models?

So Stephanie can have something to masturbate to as well with her father. That's bonding in the McMahon household.

But why male models?