Post by SEAN CARLESS on Dec 9, 2013 18:06:28 GMT -5
So Stephanie can have something to masturbate to as well with her father. That's bonding in the McMahon household.
True reason: Because WWE subscribes to the same shallow stunt casting preferences that other soulless niche entertainment producers do. They think that looking picture perfect is somehow a star quality above charisma or talent. They'd sooner cast a male model for superficial reasons, ability unseen, than sign someone tenured or traveled who may not be a coverboy (or covergirl) but possesses traits and intangibles far more important and productive. Being good looking is icing on a cake. It shouldn't be the whole cake.
Truth is, most of WWE's top drawing stars in history were not traditionally good looking, so this male model shit is stupid. Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, etc were rugged or downright goofy looking. They lucked out with Rock, because in addition to being a volcano of charisma, the dude just so happened to look like a movie star. But don't let that fool you. His meteoric rise had everything to do with charisma and not to do with looks. Or else Randy Orton or Cena would be an A-level movie stars too, or even be cast in movies the company didn't have to pay for, and only air in like 3 theaters.
That said, I'd have had no issue with this, had Oily McGee here actually already started wrestling, and the company signed him on potential or ability. But it looks like they just inked some washed up middling soccer player sight-unseen because someone high up got their panties wet.