BorneAgain
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 11, 2013 17:55:30 GMT -5
Hogan will do it. That's the thing. He can't help himself. And if he's going to "wrestle" (which he will somewhere eventually), its far better he safely work alongside Cena in a tag match, wherein Cena can do the workload. I doubt Hogan's going to bump at all. I'd imagine he'd get the Bret kid-gloves spots, where heels just feed into his punches and he ends up covering someone for the win after Cena hits the AA. A Cena/Hogan tag match vs. some heels would be really fun and the safest bet for the latter. Now just to find some heels technically prominent but largely there just to bump and get beaten up by a 60 year old man. Hmmm... Miz should be free...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2013 17:58:26 GMT -5
Maybe Brock can kill Hulk in what was supposed to be a friendly exhibition and Cena doesn't throw in the towel and has to have a match against Brock in North Dakota and he single handedly overthrows the Politburo Creative Team.
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Post by hossfan on Dec 11, 2013 18:08:41 GMT -5
Cena and Hogan vs "The Real Americans" would be great.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 11, 2013 18:11:10 GMT -5
His new name will be Stubhub. Or "StubbHubb". Moviefone
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 11, 2013 18:13:28 GMT -5
Wait, why didn't they call him "Fandangoo" in the first place anyways? I can't remember but something about it being a really, really stupid name.
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Chip
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Post by Chip on Dec 11, 2013 18:22:32 GMT -5
I'm going to be really selfish here. I would love to see Hogan drop the leg at Mania. Sure it's the last thing he should probably do considering his health but we all know he's going to do it anyway so may as well let him get it done at Mania 30 and that be the last big memory of Hogan the WWE audience will have.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 11, 2013 18:42:04 GMT -5
Maybe Brock can kill Hulk in what was supposed to be a friendly exhibition and Cena doesn't throw in the towel and has to have a match against Brock in North Dakota and he single handedly overthrows the Politburo Creative Team. This would be awesome.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 11, 2013 19:00:43 GMT -5
Why not just add a bunch of 'o's to Fandango, like Fandangooooo, which is how he says it anyway.
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Crimson
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Post by Crimson on Dec 11, 2013 19:18:36 GMT -5
Why not just add a bunch of 'o's to Fandango, like Fandangooooo, which is how he says it anyway. Or just go Fandongo. Mark Henry is awesome. I agree that the idea of Hogan/Cena vs The Real Americans sounds like a fun feud.
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Post by RedDevil on Dec 11, 2013 19:38:19 GMT -5
Cena and Hogan vs "The Real Americans" would be great. This is the one. If Hogan's in any shape to drop the leg then that's really all that's needed. If he can't do that then screw it, work around that too. It needs to be a tag match - him going against Cena one-on-one is a really, really terrible idea for all concerned. A tag match or nothing in my view.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Dec 11, 2013 19:46:06 GMT -5
Start spelling it "Fandangoo" again tomorrow an never address the change. Problem solved. Or Jeff the Dancing Janitor. That'd work. Cole could sell it. It'd be actually slightly less bullshitful than his usual shtick. King can chip in with some barely intelligible squeak, as a listlessly looks on and tries to remember which chain of fast food outlets he's gonna plug this week.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 11, 2013 20:29:03 GMT -5
CM Punk Del Rio Mark Henry All of these guys will be gone in a few years. Then you factor some of the other higher class guys like Rey, Kane potentially, maybe even Taker. It's going to look drastically different 5 years down the road. They need to build new stars up asap. Or just bring back Rock and Brock for a ratings pop. Either way.
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 11, 2013 20:32:39 GMT -5
Wait, why didn't they call him "Fandangoo" in the first place anyways? I can't remember but something about it being a really, really stupid name. He has never been called Fan-dan-GOO, but it was spelled that way in the very first vignette that aired on Raw. They dropped the second 'O' for his second vignette.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 11, 2013 20:34:14 GMT -5
The Artist Formerly Known as Fandango.
There, took me less than two seconds to think of.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 11, 2013 20:35:31 GMT -5
Now I'm imagining a TV show with Mark Henry living in the inner city fighting drug dealers and crooked developers to keep the streets clean.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 11, 2013 20:35:47 GMT -5
Call Fandango Joey Splashwater and call it a day.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 11, 2013 20:36:07 GMT -5
Now I'm imagining a TV show with Mark Henry living in the inner city fighting drug dealers and crooked developers to keep the streets clean. Family Matters without Urkel.
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The Heenan Family
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Post by The Heenan Family on Dec 11, 2013 20:36:44 GMT -5
Have him change his name to a new dance every year.
In 2014 he becomes Lavolta!
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 11, 2013 20:43:13 GMT -5
And as far as Hulkster wrestling, I still say it should be Hogan/Punk/Bryan vs. HHH/Orton/Kane as the 'Mania main event. He'll barely have to wrestle, he's surrounded by veterans who'll know how to work around his limitations, the spectacle is enough that it'll finally get Punk and Bryan a match at the top of the Wrestlemania card, it's a callback to the tag match main event of the first 'Mania, and it frees up Cena from having to do YET ANOTHER feud based around him versus a beloved veteran of yesteryear, which is what nearly every big Wrestlemania angle he's ever been involved in has been built around.
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theryno665
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 11, 2013 21:38:56 GMT -5
Please don't involve Cena and Hogan in any way, shape or form. Please. I beg of you. And I thought I couldn't care less than I cared about Rock vs Cena I and II.
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