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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Dec 12, 2013 10:28:59 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan wrestling in the year 2014 is a pretty good way to make sure I don't buy a PPV.
Why can't Hogan just manage someone if he really wants to be there? Or is that not good enough for his ego?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 10:33:31 GMT -5
PhantDango
The Phantom of the Dance Halls.
Next years Wrestlemania Streak match, people of FAN.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 12, 2013 10:50:33 GMT -5
I'm going to be really selfish here. I would love to see Hogan drop the leg at Mania. Sure it's the last thing he should probably do considering his health but we all know he's going to do it anyway so may as well let him get it done at Mania 30 and that be the last big memory of Hogan the WWE audience will have. damn right it's selfish. Hogan's a bad bump away from quadriplegia. IMO even humouring his ego to let him wrestle one more match is beyond irresponsible. I don't give a damn about "ooh but the spectacle". sometimes things just shouldn't happen. and besides, who the hell wants to bump for a clearly crippled 60 year old man? people complain about Diva matches ruining the illusion, but crippled old men who can barely walk still wrestling and beating people is a hell of a lot worse.
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Post by shaker on Dec 12, 2013 10:52:13 GMT -5
Just rename Fandango to Danfango, say he was dyslexic the whole time and finally overcame it.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 12, 2013 10:56:44 GMT -5
he could be "Mandingo" and do a rehash of Lance Storm's "well-endowed" gimmick.
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Post by sunnytaker on Dec 12, 2013 10:58:29 GMT -5
i'm just laughing at the idea of the WWE not realizing Fandango already existed as the movie ticket thing since it used to pop up in every theater i've gone to before the trailers started for a while now so it would be available for them to trademark
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 12, 2013 11:14:05 GMT -5
Hogan hasn't been able to.drop the leg in YEARS. Remember his run in to save Eugene? He didn't do it then, and that was nearly a decade and several back surgeries ago.
Do people wanna see him in a wheelchair that badly?
At best, and I don't even wanna see this, Cena tags him in, punch punch YOU, big boot, tags Cent back, AA finish
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 12, 2013 15:37:17 GMT -5
Cena and Hogan vs "The Real Americans" would be great. I would love this, but it would have to kill the Real Americans dead or it'd be a bit pointless. Zeb breaks his arm leading up to the match and at the end he accidentally hits Cesaro over the head with the cast. he and Swagger leave him knocked out in the ring. Hogan and Cena revive him, he turns face.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 12, 2013 15:40:35 GMT -5
Just spell it as he says it
"FAAANDAAANGO"
Remember to always use those six A's
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Post by sybaku on Dec 12, 2013 15:55:39 GMT -5
Why not bring Hogan in as a manager for an up and coming star, hell imagine Zeb ordering Cesaro to hit the big swing on Hogan only for Cesaro to refuse and swing Zeb, the pop would be amazing, then just build to a Swagger vs Cesaro with Hogan and Zeb at ringside, Hogan can clothesline an interfering Zeb and Cesaro can go over establishing Hogan and Cesaro as the true "Real Americans".
Hogan Cena would have been amazing but the time is long past, Hogan just can't work and Cena isn't going down to a big boot and clothesline
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Post by gnr123 on Dec 12, 2013 15:56:18 GMT -5
In my opinion, you plug Hulk Hogan announcing his retirement from wrestling at WM. He comes out, thanks the fans, thanks Vince, etc. when 3MB interrupts. They tell him to go back to the retirement home, and jump him. He Hulks up, and lays them all out. This isn't a bad idea.
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Post by VersionOne on Dec 12, 2013 16:04:38 GMT -5
Rename him Fangangogh, He paints emotion through medium of dance.
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Post by bootytea on Dec 12, 2013 17:01:34 GMT -5
Surely they could pad the mat for Hulk Hogan.
I remember reading a spoiler where they did it for Cody Rhodes so Im sure they can do it for a dinosaur..
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 12, 2013 17:03:26 GMT -5
Make him the "unofficial" mascot of the FAN Forums and change his name to "FAN-Dango". Make him an ex-slave Cowboy as well and call him FAN-Django. "The 'j' is silent" would be the new "you gotta let the a's breathe."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 17:10:58 GMT -5
FanDino- Brodus' replacement in the Tons of Funk
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Post by Thunderbolt on Dec 12, 2013 17:47:59 GMT -5
Hogan/Cena tag team, Hogan Hulks up, does the three punches and the big boot. Points to Cena, tags him, and Cena does his top rope leg drop. Signature spots and a sort of passing of the torch.
All those people on here posting that they don't want to see Hogan end up in a wheelchair...he's probably headed that way already, without even doing another match. It's his body and if he wants this and sees it as going out in a blaze of glory, so be it.
And if they do a legends battle royal with Hogan and Warrior in it...OH SHIT HOGAN / WARRIOR 3!!!!!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 12, 2013 18:00:23 GMT -5
Make him an ex-slave Cowboy as well and call him FAN-Django. "The 'j' is silent" would be the new "you gotta let the a's breathe." Oh my god, imagining him say that in his husky/pervy Fandango voice has just made my day! "THE J.......IS SSSSSSILEEEEEENT!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2013 18:04:10 GMT -5
"The 'j' is silent" would be the new "you gotta let the a's breathe." Oh my god, imagining him say that in his husky/pervy Fandango voice has just made my day! "THE J.......IS SSSSSSILEEEEEENT!" "THE J....... (*Fandjango whispers*) IS SSSSSSILEEEEEENT"
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 12, 2013 18:11:24 GMT -5
Ooh, I know, cover him in glitter, make him look a bit paler, have him be a vampire.
"IT'S PRONOUNCED....FAAAAAANGDAAAAAANGO! HISS!" *turns into a bat and flutters away*
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 12, 2013 19:50:40 GMT -5
Forget dropping the leg, Hogan can win with an AXE BOMBAAAAAAAH.
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