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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 6:56:05 GMT -5
John Cena has Randy Orton in dire straits, ready to submit and exit the match when suddenly...
LALA...LO.
DEH!!!!
Now Randy is behind a standing Cena on the opposite side of the ring and safely exits while the Wyatts assault Cena.
Fear the power of the DEH! Fear its teleporting might! John makes breakfast in his kitchen and all of a sudden...DEH! And he's on the ceiling upside down, the grape jam running off his toast and dripping to the floor he just mopped an hour earlier. Or he's driving on the highway and DEH! He's flying off the edge of a cliff. All because he made the wrong enemy.
DEH!!!!!
...anyone else out there who finds the Wyatts unintentionally funny for this very reason?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 7:03:34 GMT -5
It feels like every time I start to warm up to the Wyatt Family, something stupid like that happens. Not that that took away from their match earlier, certainly not, but I still maintain the gimmick itself is pretty awful.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 7:44:49 GMT -5
It feels like every time I start to warm up to the Wyatt Family, something stupid like that happens. Not that that took away from their match earlier, certainly not, but I still maintain the gimmick itself is pretty awful. Yeah I mean, as often as this board rags on Vince Russo, how much more Russo can you get than a guy who interferes in main events with no repercussions and does so by means of MAGIC POWERS? |
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Post by Some Guy on Feb 24, 2014 7:47:35 GMT -5
It feels like every time I start to warm up to the Wyatt Family, something stupid like that happens. Not that that took away from their match earlier, certainly not, but I still maintain the gimmick itself is pretty awful. Yeah I mean, as often as this board rags on Vince Russo, how much more Russo can you get than a guy who interferes in main events with no repercussions and does so by means of MAGIC POWERS? Not enough lightning. And at least one moment would have Cena begging "Wyndham Rotunda" to stop acting like this. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 7:56:34 GMT -5
I liked when JBL(?)asked " how'd they get in the Chamber!?" and you see the ref closing the door in the background.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 7:59:53 GMT -5
I liked when JBL(?)asked " how'd they get in the Chamber!?" and you see the ref closing the door in the background. Obviously what he meant was how'd they walk all the way there in the dark. |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Feb 24, 2014 8:59:35 GMT -5
From a kayfabe standpoint, a ref seduced into Wyatt's way of thinking to open the door for them isn't too far fetched. Probably not what they were going for and they're actually magical swamp people, but you could read that into it at least.
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Post by JCBaggee on Feb 24, 2014 9:01:25 GMT -5
DEH MAGIC
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 9:27:57 GMT -5
From a kayfabe standpoint, a ref seduced into Wyatt's way of thinking to open the door for them isn't too far fetched. Probably not what they were going for and they're actually magical swamp people, but you could read that into it at least. It's a shame that they're not doing that. Bray's not much of a cult leader when his only convert was just messing with him. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 24, 2014 9:47:59 GMT -5
Considering we used to have Undertaker and Kane summoning lightning bolts in between blaming each other for killing their parents, teleporting hillbillies doesn't seem that far fetched.
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Post by Tom Turkey on Feb 24, 2014 9:49:12 GMT -5
Dickportation.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 9:51:22 GMT -5
I love when cage matches are subject to interference.
"This demonic structure!!! No where to hide (except the pods)!! And no one can interfere (unless, you know...Undertaker magic.)"
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 24, 2014 9:53:59 GMT -5
FUS RO DEH!
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 24, 2014 10:03:45 GMT -5
I love when cage matches are subject to interference. "This demonic structure!!! No where to hide (except the pods)!! And no one can interfere (unless, you know...Undertaker magic.)" Or under the ring like Shawn Michaels... |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2014 10:15:00 GMT -5
It was also pretty funny that the Wyatt's kidnapped Kane that one time and he never did anything about it.........until last night when he told the Wyatt's to leave ringside.
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Post by Dat Dude on Feb 24, 2014 10:28:44 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 24, 2014 10:34:02 GMT -5
Considering we used to have Undertaker and Kane summoning lightning bolts in between blaming each other for killing their parents, teleporting hillbillies doesn't seem that far fetched. I have to admit, 'teleporting hillbillies' is not a phrase I thought I'd ever read |
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Feb 24, 2014 11:25:31 GMT -5
From a kayfabe standpoint, a ref seduced into Wyatt's way of thinking to open the door for them isn't too far fetched. Probably not what they were going for and they're actually magical swamp people, but you could read that into it at least. They should have one of the refs start growing a huge scraggy beard, and for some reason nobody ever notices or comments about it. |
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Post by The IWC WORLD Champion on Feb 24, 2014 11:31:10 GMT -5
Eric Rowans maniac tongue hold the key.
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Post by Lancers on Feb 24, 2014 11:31:48 GMT -5
Considering we used to have Undertaker and Kane summoning lightning bolts in between blaming each other for killing their parents, teleporting hillbillies doesn't seem that far fetched. Teleporting Hillbillies was the name of my Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band. |
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DEH!!!!!!
