considering the way she's been eating recently, i DO NOT think she cares much
oh dear
i feel it coming .....
#TZH#BUCKING APPLES ROSES RIVER ICICLES EVERFREE RED#TZH#*GAVEL GAVEL GAVEL*
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>WELL WELL WELL
IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT
YOU SHOULD ALL BE TUCKED INTO YOUR COZY BEDS AS IT'S A SCHOOL/WORK DAY TOMORROW
AND YOU'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET!!!
UNLESS YOU'RE CATCHING UP ON EMAILS ON WHAT'S IN YOUR TO DO TRAY
YOU ARE ALL LAZY BUMS THAT'S TYPICAL OF THE EARTH WORLD
AND OUR POOR PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS NOW CATCHING THE "BURGER AIDS" AND IS NOW GOING TO BE FAT FROM EATING ALL THAT JUNK FOOD
THEN SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO FLY ANYMORE AND THEN SAVE HER FRIENDS IN A DANGEROUS ADVENTURE INVOLVING SOME SILLY TREE
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES HOOMANS!!!!!
YOU'RE FAT
*GAVEL GAVEL GAVEL*
.....
INCIDENTALLY
AT PONYMANIA
THE END OF THE HEARTS AND HOOVES ..... HAPPENS!!!
WELL
WHAT'S LEFT OF THEM
HAHAHAHAHA
*TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG*
<KAZZOIE KUTTER>NOT SO FAST YOU BIG SNOUTED GIT!!!!!
THE B.A.R.R.I.E.R. AREN'T GETTING ONE UP ON US AT PONYMANIA 3!
WE ARE
THE GLORIOUS HEARTS AND HOOVES!!!
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>YEAH YOU STINKY HORSE TROUGH YOU
ME AND THE KUTTER WANT TO BEAT THE EQUESTRIAN CRAPOLA OUT OF YOU ..... AND IF OUR FABULOUS LEADER, THE QUEEN OF HEARTS AITSELEC SSECNIRP WASN'T INCAPACITED DUE TO BE KNOCKED ON THE NOGGIN ..... SHE'D JOIN US TOO!
<THE VERY UNWELL QUEEN OF HEARTS AITSELEC SSECNIRP>OOOOOOOOOOOOON
THEEEEEEEEEEE
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
LOOOOOOOOOOOLLYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>YA SEE ..... SHE'S CUCKOO!!!!!
SO WE ARE ISSUING A CHALLENGE .....
A BIG FAT OLD CHALLENGE
TO YOU B.A.R.R.I.E.R.
AT PONYMANIA 3 .....
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>A TAG MATCH?
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>YEAH ..... EXCEPT ROSELUCK!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>A TWO ON TWO TAG MATCH?
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>WHAT, ARE YOU FRIKKING DEAF!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEES A TAG TEAM MATCHUP ..... EXCEPT IT WON'T BE A MATCHUP .....
IT'S GONNA BE YOUR DISMALTLEMENT!!!!!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>HMMM
AN INTERESTING PROPOSITION THERE FLEUR .....
*THE B.A.R.R.I.E.R. HUDDLES TOGETHER, WHISPERING*
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>OKAAAAAAAAAY THEN ..... A TAG MATCH ..... EXCEPT FOR TWO THINGS .....
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>ANYTHING YOU BUNCH OF RETROBATES!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>HEH HEH HEH
FIRST THING IS THIS ..... THIS WON'T BE A TWO ON TWO TAG MATCH ..... NO SIREE .....
SINCE THERE'S THREE OF US
AND ONLY TWO OF YOU LEFT
IT'S GONNA BE A THREE ON TWO HANDICAP MATCH!!!!!!
UNLESS YOU GET SOMEONE TO BE YOUR THIRD HORSE IN YOUR TEAM, AND I DOUBT THAT ANY PONY WOULD WANT TO TEAM UP WITH YOU!
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>TWO ON THREE MATCH???
TO PLOT WITH IT
WE CAN BEAT YOU WITH OUR HOOFS TIED BEHIND OUR BACKS!!!!!
AND THE SECOND THING .....
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>THE SECOND THING YOU STUPID HORSE FACE IS THIS .....
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IF WE BEAT YOU
THE GLORIOUS HEARTS AND HOOVES
ARE
NO
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<KAZZOIE KUTTER>UMMM, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS FLEUR?
I MEAN
THEY WIN
NO MORE H&H!!!
NO MORE US
IT'S JUST THEM!!!!!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>MAYBE YOU NEED SOME MORE ..... MOTIVATION FOR YOUR CHOICE!
*WHISTLES*
<THE BIG RED DRAGON GARBLE>I'M HERE .....
*GARBLE DRAGS OUT A BOUND AND GAGGED IZZY EXPLOSIVO*
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>OH YOU MOTHERPLOTTERS!!!!!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>AND REMEMBER THE OTHER HEARTS AND HOOVERS WE HAVE TOO ..... BIG ANARCHISTA, SPARKLER 69er, CONCERTO PLAYA AND HARPOLICOUS RIO ..... AND YOU'LL GET THEM ALL BACK IF YOU ACTUALLY DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, AND BEAT US!
<KAZZOIE KUTTER>YOU DEVIOUS CLOPPERS!!!!!
GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS YOU SWINES!!!!!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>*EVIL LAUGH* YOU'LL GET THEM ALL BACK WHEN YOU BEAT US, HEARTS AND HOOVES ..... SO, DO YOU AGREE TO THE TERMS?
<KAZZOIE KUTTER>FLEUR ..... WE DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE, DO WE?
IT'S ONLY US TWO THAT ARE MATCH FIT .....
THE DELECTABLE QUEEN OF HEARTS IS KAKA FOR COCOA POPS, AND HER BRAIN NURSE MISS RAVEN AIN'T A PONY WRESTLER YET!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FLEUR?
?
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO KAZZOIE ..... AND THAT'S
THIS!!!*FLEUR AND KAZZOIE JUMP ROSELUCK AND BLUEBLOOD AND START BRAWLING ABOUT THE PLACE, WHILE QUEEN OF HEARTS AITSELEC SSECNIRP DRIBBLES SOME MORE AND IZZY EXPLOSIVO TRIES TO GET AWAY FROM GARBLE'S GRIP, BUT ALAS SHE CANNOT!*
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>IMMA GONNA RIP YOUR STINKING MANE OUT!!!!!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY HORSE!!!
*FINALLY, FOR SOME REASON, REFEREES COME RUNNING OUT AND AFTER ABOUT HALF AN HOUR, THEY FINALLY SEPARATE THE WARRING FACTIONS ..... ALL FOUR ARE BRUISED AND WANTING TO FIGHT SOME MORE!*
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>YOU ARE ON ROSELUCK ..... YOU ARE ON AT PONYMANIA 3 ..... THE B.A.R.R.I.E.R. ARE GONNA GET NEW FACES THANKS TO US, AND THE GLORIOUS HEARTS AND HOOVES ARE NEVER GOING AWAY!!!!!!
TWO ON THREE ..... WE WON'T NEED A THIRD PONY TO SMASH YOU INTO A MILLIONS PIECES!!!!
<BLOOD RED ROSELUCK>HAHAHAHAHAHA
AT PONYMANIA 3 .....
WE
WIN!!!OR SHOULD THAT BE ..... *POINTS* .....
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THE AUTHORIPONY WINS!!!*COLLECTIVE GASP*
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>THE AUTHORIWHAT NOW?
<THE AUTHORIPONY>MWAHAHAHAHAHA
FINALLY YOU STUPID PONYS ..... AND YOU AND HOME KIDDIES ..... NOW YOU HAVE A NAME!
I AM THE AUTHORIPONY
AND I AM THE LEADER OF THE B.A.R.R.I.E.R. ..... BUT I'M IN FACT MORE THAN THEIR LEADER ..... I AM ALL THEIR LEADERS'!!!!!
*AND FROM THE BACK COMES BLACK MASKED AND BLACK DRESSED CHARACTERS, VEEEEEEERY SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR TO PREVIOUS ONES
ONE WITH WINGS, ONE WITH A UNICORN HORN AND THREE SMALL CRITTER LIKE CREATURES*
AND HEARTS AND HOOVES ..... NEXT WEEK, I WILL BE HERE AND WILL SIGN THE OFFICIAL CONTRACT FOR THE MATCH ..... THAT WE'VE ALREADY WON!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
BUT OH MY PRETTIES, THAT WILL NOT BE ALL .....
NOT ONLY WILL I SIGN THE CONTRACT TO EEEEEEEEEEEEND THE STUPIDITY OF THE HEARTS AND HOOVES ..... BUT WHEN THE INK HAS BARELY DRIED ON YOUR DEATH WARRENT .....
I WILL REVEAL MYSELF TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
A AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *LIGHTNING FLASHES BEHIND THE AUTHORIPONY*
THEN ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO FINALLY RID THE PONY WORLD OF THE WRETCHED CORPSE LEFT, AS YOUR BROKEN BODIES ARE DRAGGED AWAY, AND DUMPED IN THE GARBAGE!!!!!
<KAZZOIE KUTTER>OH CELESTIA, FLEUR ..... WE ARE SO FU'D
<MBM FLEUR DEE LIS>NEXT WEEK AUTHORIPONY, WE SIGN THE CONTRACT ..... THEN WE RIP OFF THAT MASK OF YOURS BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANGE TO DO IT YOURSELF!
*END*
ONE WITH WINGS, ONE WITH A UNICORN HORN AND THREE SMALL CRITTER LIKE CREATURES*
